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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: islanduniverse] * 1
    #13220157 - 09/19/10 09:56 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Weirdest thing I've rooted? My left hand when my right was broken; Ms. Lefty is a real bitch that doesn't know how to please a man.


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Maverick]
    #13220176 - 09/19/10 09:59 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Your mother was my best rooting of my life man. 





did she need a strap on or did she have a penis of her own


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13220323 - 09/19/10 10:24 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

my sister


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Avid]
    #13220329 - 09/19/10 10:25 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

nice you banged your sister?


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: L-Shroom-D]
    #13220335 - 09/19/10 10:26 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

OP you need to come back to this forum once your 18 and have discovered tho golrious sensation of real poon


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13220450 - 09/19/10 10:43 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

The weirdest thing I rooted was a salvia cutting.


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: L-Shroom-D]
    #13220555 - 09/19/10 11:00 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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nice you banged your sister?




yeah. and my mom. same person..


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
    #13220561 - 09/19/10 11:01 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Wiccan_Seeker said:
The weirdest thing I rooted was a salvia cutting.





whoa... I dont think I'd ever admit to that


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #13220614 - 09/19/10 11:11 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

how can your sister be your mom!


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: L-Shroom-D]
    #13220649 - 09/19/10 11:17 PM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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L-Shroom-D said:
how can your sister be your mom!



easy, your dad is also your mom's dad, and then you fucked your mom/sister

EDIT: btw this thread reminded me of the ender's game series of books, how native Lusitanian's are "rooted".


Edited by Inu (09/19/10 11:19 PM)


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Inu]
    #13220897 - 09/20/10 12:11 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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Inu said:
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L-Shroom-D said:
how can your sister be your mom!



easy, your dad is also your mom's dad, and then you fucked your mom/sister

EDIT: btw this thread reminded me of the ender's game series of books, how native Lusitanian's are "rooted".




She would be your half-sister and your mother.  Fuck my brain hurts thinking that out.  :deepman:


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Fernis]
    #13221356 - 09/20/10 05:38 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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ohhh look out!!


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13221469 - 09/20/10 07:45 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

so no one else went balls deep in there big toy dog when they were a bit toey? i have a inflateable cow that moos when u root it a friends mum gave to me. i mean hey, sometimes a hand trolley just doesnt cut it!!


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13221471 - 09/20/10 07:47 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Don't you have anything better you can channel your energies into other than whacking off in weird ways?


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: nice1]
    #13221478 - 09/20/10 07:54 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

yeah ive got lots of energy to burn though! ive heard a wet sponge with vacuum attached is the go though lol


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13221490 - 09/20/10 08:07 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

I rooted the shit out of a fleshlight one time...that was pretty fucking weird I must admit.

Edit:When I say "rooted the shit out of a fleshlight", I mean it was actually filled with Doodoo


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: Wiccan_Seeker]
    #13221492 - 09/20/10 08:09 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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The weirdest thing I rooted was a salvia cutting.



How dirty did it get :awehigh:


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: SillyString525]
    #13221630 - 09/20/10 09:45 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

There's a balloon fucker on these forums somewhere.

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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: SillyString525]
    #13221635 - 09/20/10 09:46 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty obscene at times.


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Re: whats the weidest thhing uve rooted?? [Re: spuzzchukka]
    #13221640 - 09/20/10 09:50 AM (2 years, 7 months ago)

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so the title says it all.....il admit one time when i was a teenager i rode my motorbike to a secluded beach no one was around so i made a hole in the sand and fucked the shit out of it. i wouldnt recommend this, the sand ripped shreds of my cock hurt for days! :frown:



*buys Spuzzchukka a beer*
that's fucking hilarious but I have to ask, at what point does a sandy hole sound like a good idea? Fucking ouch!

Omg, that gif with the tittays is soooo nice, thank you!


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