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Anonymous #1
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 Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit?
#13135652 - 09/01/10 06:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I certainly fucking do and it's been on the the best decisions I ever made.
Sometimes you just can't get it clean with sheer toilet paper alone. If you are human(or primarily america) you have dealt with this problem on several occasions through out your lifetime. Not having a 100% clean ass is one of the worst feelings in the world.
I sometimes wished I lived in France or else where because over there they use a Bidet which squirts a stream of water at your ass to give it a good thorough cleaning.
Not to mention the hundreds if not thousands of dollars I saved not buying TP in the last couple years since I've been using the shower method.
I swear my ass has never been or felt cleaner in all my life. The US and only a couple other countries actually use TP. So that forms a question to be answered. Why do we use TP when the water is hands down the best way to clean ass?
I know when I own my first house one of the first things I'm going to do is rip out the toilet and install a bidet and a urinal in my bathroom.
Just to be clear I do my business in the toilet and then wash in the shower.
Any of you guys feel me?
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Anonymous #2
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13135706 - 09/01/10 06:36 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I think your being a bit anal honestly 
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Anonymous #3
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13135743 - 09/01/10 06:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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yup, figure this is pretty normal. wet wipes (baby wipes) also provide for a clean ass if you don't have time for a shower.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#13135744 - 09/01/10 06:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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LOL... nice one.
Your stock is rising #2
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Anonymous #4
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13135815 - 09/01/10 06:56 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, been into it for quite a while. My body even times it for right before I shower.
Nothing better than a clean ass hole 24/7.
Get a water wand for the ultimate clean.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #4]
#13135927 - 09/01/10 07:24 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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It is possible to buy a bidet vitually everywhere in north america.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #5]
#13135948 - 09/01/10 07:28 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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No one is saying that it's impossible but thanks for the info for those who were unsure.
Edited by Anonymous (09/01/10 08:13 PM)
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13136211 - 09/01/10 08:13 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Most people don't have thousands of dollars to purchase on and have one installed.
That's where a water wand comes into play
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Anonymous #6
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13136235 - 09/01/10 08:17 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Not to mention the hundreds if not thousands of dollars I saved not buying TP in the last couple years since I've been using the shower method
you're either a) dumb, b) using waaaaaaaaaaaay too much toilet paper, or c) both
i might spend $60 a year on toilet paper, if even. the amount of water you're using, especially if hot water, is probably equal to that considering the water cost itself (less it's well water) + electricity to heat it
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #6]
#13136283 - 09/01/10 08:31 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I use to use only the BEST money could buy(i'm sure that's a luxury you can't afford) and yes I used alot because I'm ANAL about my ass being clean.
I bet your asshole is covered with shit just like your faggoty face bitch.
Have fun walking around with shit all over your ass and dealing with possible rashes you worthless piece of trailer trash scum
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Anonymous #7
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13136371 - 09/01/10 08:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Baby wipes?
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Anonymous #8
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #7]
#13136435 - 09/01/10 09:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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i just have the TP and run part of it under the water gets all the ganrly shit
tho even if i do wipe i still take a shower mostly everyday jsut cause one legit wipe will bring up some nasty shit
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#13136475 - 09/01/10 09:21 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
yup, figure this is pretty normal. wet wipes (baby wipes) also provide for a clean ass if you don't have time for a shower.
This is not a bad idea.
Oprah actually did a show on this, tp rips your ass on a microscopic level.
The mob owns the tp companies and that is why we still use it in the us.
Any more questions?
BTW, this thread sucks.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#13136629 - 09/01/10 10:17 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #9 said:
BTW, this thread sucks.
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Anonymous #9
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13136635 - 09/01/10 10:19 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #9]
#13136695 - 09/01/10 10:52 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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americans are slobs 
in america everything is covered in poop
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Anonymous #1
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#13136728 - 09/01/10 11:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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that's the most brilliant post I think I have ever seen posted in my lifetime of visiting numerous message boards.
You deserve a medal.
Come on you fucks I wanna hear about how clean your asses are and how proud you are that you feel no shame utilizing the wondrous and amazing water wand
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Anonymous #10
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13136775 - 09/01/10 11:29 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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My asshole is sparkling clean. I am proud that I cleaned it with my shower. 
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Anonymous #11
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #10]
#13136812 - 09/01/10 11:45 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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i hate spending more than 4 minutes on cleaning my ass. so i clean it thoroughly in the shower.
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Anonymous #12
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Re: Who uses washes their ass in the shower after they take a shit? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#13137892 - 09/02/10 09:43 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Agree #1. I started cleaning my ass in the shower after I noticed there was still some nasty stuff on the TP when I would randomly wipe at night. And I'm not talking about wiping after a shit. I'd come home late at night, wipe, and there would be small shit particles concentrated to tiny areas on the TP. So after I began cleaning it shower-style, this no longer occurs. My ass is clean as a whistle if I were to wipe it now.
By the way, what's a water wand? Pics please.
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