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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
    #12971087 - 07/29/10 09:19 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,


HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!

6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg





Awesome! Now go test yourself for cancer after doing that shit to your head.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: drunkenlawngnome]
    #12971097 - 07/29/10 09:22 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

I only smoke pot...

Hey, WAIT- I totally forgot that I've done a few scripts. Adderral (sp?), phentermine, lortabs, oxycotton, darvocet...

I guess it works for amphetamines and opiates, too. Forgot I had done those... Haha.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
    #12971120 - 07/29/10 09:27 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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Kief Reaper said:
I only smoke pot...

Hey, WAIT- I totally forgot that I've done a few scripts. Adderral (sp?), phentermine, lortabs, oxycotton, darvocet...

I guess it works for amphetamines and opiates, too. Forgot I had done those... Haha.





When have you done them. and it sounds like you did them very sporadically. drug tests normally wont pick up if you only smoke pot like once every month or less.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
    #12971160 - 07/29/10 09:34 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

WOOHOO!, worst experiment ever.....a hair follicle test can be beat!
kief reaper, you've done so much for the drug community and have saved us from a future of oppression. a new era will form where freedom is the rule and all men will hold hands in the factory's they collectively own and work at.birds are chirping outside my window and the state is smashed.hail kief reaper!


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
    #12971256 - 07/29/10 09:51 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Candy Man:

I smoke on a regular basis. I smoked the night before the test in fact. I would say about the equivalent of an eigth of high grade cannabis a week to myself.the script use was very sporadic, true. But a hair follicle test is unique in that as your hair grows metabolites from the drugs are deposited in the cortex of each strand. There, once deposited, they don't just dissappear until 90 or more have passed by, depending on the length of hair and how often it's washed and with what products. The hair actually has to grow passed a certain point since only the 3 centimeters closest to root are tested. In this way a lab can actually determine roughly when you used the drug and when you discontinued use of the drug. However, I can say that my use of all of these drugs have been within the last 90 days and since my hair is long it grows more slowly than those with short hair and would retain these metabolites longer.

Christ Driver:

I notice you STILL have not explained how you can be so disregarding of people who actually need this information. See the posts where people said "badass"? Anyone who does a search on this website seeking the answer of how to pass a hair follicle screen to save their job, or keep from violating their probation, or whose parents may say "pass the test or move out", anyone who asks whether it can be done will find my thread and know how. You're welcome America, and fuck you christdriver.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
    #12971333 - 07/29/10 10:14 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Conan:

Hair damage is not bad, i just have to condition the fuck out of it. I also use leave-in conditioner. Besides that, you'd never tell it was fucked with. I got my splits ends snipped off, so it actually looks a little better now. Funny, I'd bet that of the naysayers quite of few of them have short bleached spiky hair.

My opinion, this definitely works. But if you don't like it, try the Mac method. I've heard it works, just never tried it so I can't say for sure. As of right now, my method is a guarantee for small amounts of opiates and amphetamines, and average-large amounts of cannabis.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
    #12971334 - 07/29/10 10:14 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,


HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!

6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg




Wow, I always assumed that the drug ended up in your hair, such that you could never seperate the drug from the hair. That's quite surprising, and if I am ever subjected to such, as I am also a low-end user, I will definitely try to escape it by soaking my hair in all sorts of terrible things and generally abusing it for a day. Thanks, lol.

Of course if you smoked even as little as two or three grams a day, you would probably be inescapably fucked.


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
    #12971339 - 07/29/10 10:15 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

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christdriver said:
WOOHOO!, worst experiment ever.....a hair follicle test can be beat!
kief reaper, you've done so much for the drug community and have saved us from a future of oppression. a new era will form where freedom is the rule and all men will hold hands in the factory's they collectively own and work at.birds are chirping outside my window and the state is smashed.hail kief reaper!




Miguided and poorly implemented, you're still being an ass to someone who only means good, and that makes you a MEANIE...


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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: blujay]
    #12971347 - 07/29/10 10:16 AM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Blujay:

No disrespect, but why would 2-3 grams a day make you inescapably fucked? Do you have any evidence or experience to say so? I know the method isn't perfect, and I know that I can only say for certain it works for such-and-such amount, but what's to say it WON'T work for larger amounts?


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