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take a dump in your pants in the doctors office. they will send you home quickly.
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themostpurple
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drunkenlawngnome said:
i love how this guy doesnt understand how this will destroy his hair. I used to bleach my hair, and it makes it dry and brittle. and i have nice thick hair.
and then he just say its ok because it grows back.
.....well yeah. except later in life it will fall out sooner because you damaged the hair follicles.
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 Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: keanureeves]
#12964271 - 07/27/10 09:18 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
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drunkenlawngnome
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12964297 - 07/27/10 09:23 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
Maybe shitting your pants isnt the answer. Maybe you should shit the doctors pants. He can reasonably comfortable taking a hair from you with shit in your pants. But i dont think he could do it with your shit in his pants.
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Kief Reaper
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Quote:
drunkenlawngnome said:
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Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
Maybe shitting your pants isnt the answer. Maybe you should shit the doctors pants. He can reasonably comfortable taking a hair from you with shit in your pants. But i dont think he could do it with your shit in his pants.
GODDAMNIT LawnGnome, as pissed as i am THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. now i'm a fuckin hypocrite for laughing. but damn, that did make me laugh.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: themostpurple]
#12965749 - 07/28/10 07:50 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Yeeeeeah I wasn't replying to you or his previous post. It was to the beating a hair follicle in general.
Obviously not face palming you....
What do I know I am so ignorant and stupid anyway.
It is true you know.
My boss tells me so, so it must be true. Right guys?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965865 - 07/28/10 08:31 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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And people wonder why they go bald 
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blujay
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965874 - 07/28/10 08:34 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
I respect you for doing this for the interests of the common, but even this "experiement" is pointless. It lack control- it could be the flea&tick, the bleach, the dye, the detox, the vinegar, or any combination- should you succeed. It's worthless.
Most people don't want to bleach their hair and then immediately dye it. THat's all sorts of hell on your scalp.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: themostpurple]
#12965898 - 07/28/10 08:41 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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themostpurple said:
your hair is going to die from this, have fun being bald in the next year or so
You are also an idiot. You can dye your hair and bleach it many times before it starts to completely lose it's integrity. It sounds like this isn't something he has done before or plans to repeat, so he should be fine.
But really, OP, don't bleach&dye your hair in the same day... ever.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965922 - 07/28/10 08:46 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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What is the deal with this "voluntary" hair screen? You say you're doing it in a facility that solely operates with the court system, and you have mentioned probation? I hope you didn't do this "experiment" with any connection to a court system. Voluntary in this context does not mean if you fail, there will be no repercussions.
Explanation? I'm a bit confused.
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blujay
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: conan]
#12966001 - 07/28/10 09:11 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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You can pay to have drugs tests, and the results are confidential, just like disease tests...
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: blujay]
#12966905 - 07/28/10 01:02 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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even those disease tests still end up on your record somewhere, if you show up positive for say HIV, every doc in the country will know about it when you walk in, it might just be limited to certain states at the moment. But this is what they are working on, all digital records some states are already streamlined like this.
I imagine the same thing will happen with any drug test you take, and if you fail, expect to get treated like a drug addict everytime you go in for healthcare.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#12967660 - 07/28/10 03:22 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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conan:
The lab i used is also used exclusively by the court system, but the lab doesn't solely exist for them. I chose them for their legitimacy and reliability. Drug screens must follow the law of HIPAA, so they can't release your results to anyone without your permission unless it's court ordered. With a job the "permission" is assumed, with court it's compulsory, either way it's considered "permission". So yes, the results are kept on file. But since i did it voluntarily no one has my permission. They'll keep the record on file for 5, 7, or 10 years depending on the state's statute of limitations for record keeping. then they'll shred it.
Blujay:
you're right in that, for a truly scientific method, there are too many variables for a result that can be considered valid. However, this isn't the Harvard Journal of Medicine. if it were I'd be thrown out. what this does do however is give the basic premise for the necessary ingredients in the necessary amount of time -- roughly speaking -- to pass the test. I don't think an unexpected positive result would come as long as the user doesn't vary too much, within reason, of the method. That's one of the reasons I labeled the active ingredients and their concentration. You don't have to use Sergeant's Skip, or L'Oreal, but try to stay close to the ingredients required for stripping the hair of toxins.
As for my using X-pulsion as the official detoxer, there's no way this experiment can speak for any other hair detoxing shampoo. If you buy a different product you're taking your chances. That's a limitation of this method, I couldn't really pinpoint the active ingredients in X-pulsion or it's concentrations, so there's no way to compare it to other brands.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12967692 - 07/28/10 03:29 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Blujay:
I was having a hard time answering the point of not many people interested in bleaching and redying. After some looking around I found the MacCuj0 method, which I posted earlier. Quite a few people have said it works and, honestly, if it does work it's FAR and WIDE better than my method. But what I came up with was all i had to work with in the beginning. If it works, awesome.
Now I really wanna try the Mac method.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12970942 - 07/29/10 08:39 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
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conan
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12970966 - 07/29/10 08:47 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
Bad ass! Good to know it can be defeated. How's your hair doing by the way?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: conan]
#12970984 - 07/29/10 08:54 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Awesome, congratulations.
Fuck the haters, they can stay unemployed.
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drunkenlawngnome
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971008 - 07/29/10 09:00 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
the real question is.
How many of the drugs they tested for, were you doing? and how often were you doing them?
If you only smoke pot, then you really only beat the pot test. coke, opiates, meth, etc could have all came back positive if you were doing those.
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The best solution would be to not do coke, opiates, or meth.
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drunkenlawngnome
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: mukhail]
#12971043 - 07/29/10 09:10 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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mukhail said:
The best solution would be to not do coke, opiates, or meth.
Cept they are fun.
OR you one of those guys who thinks their drugs are ok, and other peoples arent?
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