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 How to beat a hair follicle drug screen.
#12961739 - 07/27/10 01:20 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Ever wonder if that hair detox shampoo really works? Heard about a guy who heard about a guy who it either did or did not work for but you really don't know?
Here's your answer. I'm submitting myself to a voluntary hair follicle drug test and I will be documenting the results. I smoke cannabis regularly, i smoked last night in fact. This experiment cannot speak for the cleansing of other drugs, nor the smoker who uses the equivalent of a quarter ounce of high grade cannabis or more a day. I'm just not on that level and these results can only speak for other smokers like me. The method is like this.
9:00 a.m. Soak hair in distilled white vinegar for four hours. I used Great Value brand cause it's cheap and vinegar is vinegar.
1:00 p.m. Bleaching hair as light as possible. I'm using Super Blonde by L'Oreal Paris with the active ingredients of cetearyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ammonium hydroxide, lauric acid, hydrogen peroxide, glycol distearate, glycerin, potassium persulfate, sodium metasilicate, ammonium chloride, titanium dioxide, and others. The more bleaching agent, the better.
2:00 p.m. Shampooing hair with Flea and Tick Shampoo. THe active ingredients are said to help strip the hair. I used Sergeant's Skip-Flea and Tick Shampoo.Active Ingredients: Permethrin- 0.1% Piperonyl Butoxide- 0.5%. The more active ingredients the better.
2:30 p.m. Using the X-pulsion 2x brand detoxing shampoo bought at my local head shop. It is the 2 oz. bottle, directions call for 2 applications of ten minutes each.
3:00 p.m. Re-dying hair back to natural color for incognito purposes. At this point, brand doesn't matter, just pick whatever fits your natural color best.
Test at 4:30 p.m.
I'll post back in 48 to 72 hours with the results of the test.
**** Two days after following this process I received the results of the test and they came back negative for all drugs, of which I used cannabis, and prescription amphetamines and opiates. Any questions on the process or for possible alternatives to these chemically damaging products, please private message me or just post in this thread and I will address it. ****
Edited by Kief Reaper (08/02/10 01:27 PM)
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12961770 - 07/27/10 01:27 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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I'm interested in seeing the results... intense experiment!
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kushi]
#12961784 - 07/27/10 01:30 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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i doubt it will work, but interesting none the less.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: ShroomerRoss]
#12961795 - 07/27/10 01:33 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah if only i had stuck to just marajuna. And i was hairless over my entire body. 
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: BoomBoom]
#12961906 - 07/27/10 01:55 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Hey, there's a reason these detoxing shampoos are so marketable. They gotta do SOMETHING right? After some research I determined they were not effective alone, but with some other actions, i.e. Bleach, flea shampoo, vinegar, the detoxing is supposed to be the icing on the cake that gets the job done. Hypothetically my method will work for any drug being tested for, including cocaine, mdma, methamphetamines, opiates, benzodiazapines, and cannabis. But like I said, for scientific thoroughness and reliability I can only make a claim for my use and whether it works for me. However, if you've got no choice and you gotta do something, do this. Assuming it works. Any questions or comments anyone wants to add, I'll try to address throughout the process and after the results as well.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: BoomBoom]
#12961950 - 07/27/10 02:04 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
BoomBoom said:
Yeah if only i had stuck to just marajuna. And i was hairless over my entire body.
the hairless thing is easy, a gallon of gas and some matches
will fix it so a follicle test can never be done on you again
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#12961977 - 07/27/10 02:11 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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How often do you smoke? Like how much in a week?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12961996 - 07/27/10 02:14 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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how do you soak your hair for 4 hours in vinegar? I have short hair so i can only imagine leaning over the counter with my head almost vertical in a bowl of vinegar for four hours
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#12962036 - 07/27/10 02:22 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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On my way to the gas station now. Will high octane do the trick?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: BoomBoom]
#12962484 - 07/27/10 03:46 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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I smoke nearly every day, maybe the equivalent of a half-gram of high grade cannabis. Per week, about an eigth of high grade, sometimes more. This number I for my personal use and would not include the etimated amount I share with my fellow smokers. I have hair down to my shoulders and I soaked it in vinegar and let it hang til it needed to be resoaked. Hort hair would need to be resoaked more often, but you can just run your fingers through your hair til everything is dripping wet. No need to keep it in a bowl the whole time.doubt that high octane gasoline would do anything but kill you after it burns all the hair on our body, so I wouldn't tr that. Plus, hair follicle testers know what's up when you come in completely shaved. They can take hair from anywhere on the body, including the pubic hair, but you're allowed a private room with your own scissors if that's all the hair you have. Since body hair grows ten times slower than head hair, a hair follicle tet can go back up to a year. I would suggest using the hair on your head. Plus, it'd be a shame to take a bath in pure vinegar for four hours. Be smart guys. Just use your head.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962510 - 07/27/10 03:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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how common are drug tests for jobs in the states, i dont even know anyone who has had to take a drug test for a job in UK. not one person
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962513 - 07/27/10 03:51 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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shave your head, soak hair in gasoline, drain, make wig, wear.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#12962568 - 07/27/10 04:06 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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To ShroomerRoss:
In the USA, it's very common for employers to drugs test. Nearly everybody above minimum wage jobs is subject at least to a random Urinalysis, a piss test, if not screened for drugs via a urinalysis before the hiring. Even some minimum wage jobs must be screened, especially in the medical, securities, or manufacturing industries. It's rare to be given a hair follicle test by an employer, but it will happen with utility companies, large machines manufacturers like automobile manufacturers, or many civil engineer positions. This is all private sector application. For a government position it is fairly common to receive a hair follicle, urine, blood, saliva, or even a skin tissue drug screening. The government will often propose that any of these tests can be administered at any time. Reason being, you can beat one but you cant beat them all. Hope this answer helps.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962585 - 07/27/10 04:08 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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 seriously. damn. id definatley be unemplyed if i lived in US
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: ShroomerRoss]
#12962601 - 07/27/10 04:09 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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the US is coming to a country near you soon
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#12962649 - 07/27/10 04:20 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Shit you not, I been taking piss tests every two weeks for the past year and a half. Just stopped having to take them about a month and some change ago. The thing is, while drug screens happen fairly frequently, you can learn how to beat them like i did or you can just avoid any situation, job, probation, or overprotective paranoid parents that would require them. Me, I just play it smart. Know my test before I take it, and don't take it unless I'm confident I'll pass. 22 piss tests and passed all of them, though some were too close for comfort. this is my first hair follicle, which is a misnomer- it's not a follicle test, they cut off your hair close to the scalp, so it's a hair test- but I'm fairly confident i'll pass. plus, it was voluntary, so no trouble if i fail. I just thought I had some extra money and would do some good for the smoker community, dig? Total cost, including the drug screen itself ($100), was around $180. but that's the digs, man. gotta spend money to keep getting high.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962660 - 07/27/10 04:24 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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You'll be lucky if your hair doesn't fall out after all that shit 
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962663 - 07/27/10 04:24 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Do you realize how fried your shoulder length hair is going to be after you bathe it in these chemicals all day? Two dye jobs, platinum blond and black, in the same day!? Seriously it's gonna be pretty fucked up.
Still it's gonna be cool to see the results, if they can even run tests on your hair lol.
What's the job for btw? I've had to do piss tests for all my recent jobs but I passed with a bottle of clean warm piss wrapped in a hand warmer. My girlfriend had to pass on a jewelry store saleswoman job b/c they were requiring a hair follicle test.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: twighead]
#12962680 - 07/27/10 04:28 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Twighead:
Lemme check. Yep, still got my hair. Don't knock it, a lot of people do have to take hair follicle drug screens. If there's only one way to beat it, then beat it! DOn't worry about how "damaged" your hair might look. Shit, man, are you worried about frayed hair and split ends? Get over it, or lose your job/freedom/home. Only two roads to chose if you gotta do it. I'm just glad that I could do it for you before you fuck your hair up for no reason, dig? Cause apparently, though I don't care about frizzy hair, you do. Glad i could help you out man.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962688 - 07/27/10 04:30 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
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To ShroomerRoss:
In the USA, it's very common for employers to drugs test. Nearly everybody above minimum wage jobs is subject at least to a random Urinalysis, a piss test, if not screened for drugs via a urinalysis before the hiring. Even some minimum wage jobs must be screened, especially in the medical, securities, or manufacturing industries. It's rare to be given a hair follicle test by an employer, but it will happen with utility companies, large machines manufacturers like automobile manufacturers, or many civil engineer positions. This is all private sector application. For a government position it is fairly common to receive a hair follicle, urine, blood, saliva, or even a skin tissue drug screening. The government will often propose that any of these tests can be administered at any time. Reason being, you can beat one but you cant beat them all. Hope this answer helps.
If a company asked me for some skull tissue to drug test me I would spit on whoever had asked the question. That is unreal.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962692 - 07/27/10 04:30 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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im still in shock that people need to take drug tests for minimum wage jobs
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962697 - 07/27/10 04:31 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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I didn't morally deject to what you were doing - simply pointing out its unhealthy for your hair 
I doubt I'll ever take a drug test in my field
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962704 - 07/27/10 04:32 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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also, I should note that the vinegar made my hair softer and though it is dried out, it's really not much worse off than before this whole experiment. in fact, besides being a little more frayed then before, it's actually silkier and easier to run my fingers through. Not much damage at all. I took the test about 2 hours ago. I also SUPER conditioned the fuck outta my hair afterwards. I used leave-in conditioner too. overall, my hair looks and feels pretty good, man. you'd never know it was ran through the gauntlet unless I told you.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962714 - 07/27/10 04:34 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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To ROcker232:
SKULL TISSUE?!?! man are you high? I said skin tissue. as in, scrape of a small amount of skin. the only other test i know of is the spinal tap and that is illegal in the U.S.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962725 - 07/27/10 04:37 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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twighead:
didn't mean to rock the boat, bro. Mostly i wrote that as a shout out to anyone who really would be concerned about their hair falling out. wasn't sure if you were serious or not, just thought I'd cover the bases.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962910 - 07/27/10 05:16 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Nair all over....
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Brainiac]
#12962913 - 07/27/10 05:17 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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your hair is going to die from this, have fun being bald in the next year or so
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12962994 - 07/27/10 05:31 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. +
#12961739 - 07/27/10 04:20 PM (4 hours, 7 minutes ago)
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: chiefin123]
#12963042 - 07/27/10 05:44 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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TheMostPurple:
refer to post #12962704. little to no damage on my hair. try reading the thread before commenting.
all other comments welcome, will answer any questions or comments promptly. You know, as long as they're not stupid.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963109 - 07/27/10 05:59 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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watch,,,they will tell him they are using pubic hair instead now
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963121 - 07/27/10 06:03 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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TheMostPurple:
refer to post #12962704. little to no damage on my hair. try reading the thread before commenting.
all other comments welcome, will answer any questions or comments promptly. You know, as long as they're not stupid.
how do you know that there isn't any damage done?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963154 - 07/27/10 06:07 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Boutang]
#12963184 - 07/27/10 06:12 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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obviously you're not going to see any problems until later in life...but if you don't think you damaged your hair badly its just ignorant, even if you don't care lol
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: themostpurple]
#12963336 - 07/27/10 06:33 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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TheMostPurple:
Ignorance of my damaged hair implies that I literally do not know what my hair feels and looks like now. I know it's not damaged badly because I've already done the treatment and I can see the results as i type. It's been about 4 hours since I finished the treatment. Checking hair status... nope, not bad at all. Having damaged hair later in life makes ZERO sense, you know, cause hair GROWS BACK.
once again, it's not a matter of not caring about damaged hair, the experiment is intended for people who don't have a choice and a hair test is required of them.
Christ Driver:
I know they won't ask for pubic hair since I've already taken the test and they only ask for pubic hair when no other hair is available.
It may be a futile request, but this experiment is supposed to help people and answer legitimate questions. Please refrain from posting bullshit that helps no one and does not further the scientific process.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963348 - 07/27/10 06:35 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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ok, ill leave you to keep arguing with everyone about pantene pro-v conditioner and such hopscotch nancy boy antics.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
#12963390 - 07/27/10 06:40 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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ChristDriver:
How can you refer to a hair follicle drug screen that peoples' jobs, freedom from jail, and livelihood may depend upon as "pantene and such hopscotch nancy boy antics"? How can you so easily dismiss what could help someone keep their life from being destroyed by reefer madness propaganda and oppression?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963574 - 07/27/10 07:13 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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settle down there, turbo.
way to make yourself out to be some martyr against the drug war and pump yourself up with such rhetoric.
you are putting a bunch of random toxic shit in your hair and buying shampoo from a headshop to see if you can pass a drug test.not exactly che guevara, champion of the people.so you can stop puffing your chest out.
if you do pass the test, what the fuck?people are gonna follow these same 209 steps to pass as well?
also, it depends on whose testing.a thorough lab test, such as the government and/or some jobs would use....you wouldn't pass shit, because that shampoo strips all toxins out of your hair, not just drugs...no ordinary toxins present in hair=automatic failure/retest.
you might be able to pass a small independent lab test used for a job.
so stop getting all routy touty on me.
welcome to shroomery.rated appropriately.
ill stop sidetracking your thread now.have fun.
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This much we do know: the vagina is a dark and scary place, filled with strange creatures and Mormons.
bathtub shitters unite!
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I dont wanna site ban.
I'm just tired of looking at dead babies and cripple sex.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
#12963778 - 07/27/10 07:52 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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settle down there, turbo.
way to make yourself out to be some martyr against the drug war and pump yourself up with such rhetoric.
you are putting a bunch of random toxic shit in your hair and buying shampoo from a headshop to see if you can pass a drug test.not exactly che guevara, champion of the people.so you can stop puffing your chest out.
if you do pass the test, what the fuck?people are gonna follow these same 209 steps to pass as well?
also, it depends on whose testing.a thorough lab test, such as the government and/or some jobs would use....you wouldn't pass shit, because that shampoo strips all toxins out of your hair, not just drugs...no ordinary toxins present in hair=automatic failure/retest.
you might be able to pass a small independent lab test used for a job.
so stop getting all routy touty on me.
welcome to shroomery.rated appropriately.
ill stop sidetracking your thread now.have fun.
I quoted for an appropriate response.
AS I've mentioned, I've got nothing to lose because this is voluntary. However, better be it that I try first before someone who might lose a whole lot more than money try it and fail. Not che guevara, but not nothing.
Also, the lab i went to is the laboratory used exclusively by our court system. This is not a second rate lab test, this is what a judge presiding over your criminal case will use to determine if you go to prison.
Yeah, it's a lot of chemicals. But prison is worse. So is losing your job. So is being ostracized by a family who is prejudiced against drug use.
If the lab test comes back "failure/retest" due to lack of natural toxins, I have learned without cost and can pass the learning on so you don't have to find out the hard way.
Not Che Guevara, but not nothing.
And you still didn't answer how you can dismiss a person who really does have need of this information so lightly. I'm not asking you to give a shit, I'm saying don't put down people who do. Have a little tact, turbo.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12963848 - 07/27/10 08:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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This is a post from Marijuana.com by the user MacCuj0. I got this post from Cannabis.com/hairfollicletest. The user GreenEyedLady posted that she tried this method and it works. If you don't like mine, here's another option. Knowledge is power. More power to the people.
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Easy way of passing a Hair Test ..Thank me later
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This works every time...My friend works in a forensic lab showed me how...I passed 8 hair tests Never failed.
1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.
2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open
3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent.
Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.
4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.
5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline
I dont believe how some of you guys worry like that.....I'm heavy user of all drugs for 15 years....Be surprise what alittle knowledge will do...Have a nice day ya'll
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12964123 - 07/27/10 08:50 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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i love how this guy doesnt understand how this will destroy his hair. I used to bleach my hair, and it makes it dry and brittle. and i have nice thick hair.
and then he just say its ok because it grows back.
.....well yeah. except later in life it will fall out sooner because you damaged the hair follicles.
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take a dump in your pants in the doctors office. they will send you home quickly.
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Quote:
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i love how this guy doesnt understand how this will destroy his hair. I used to bleach my hair, and it makes it dry and brittle. and i have nice thick hair.
and then he just say its ok because it grows back.
.....well yeah. except later in life it will fall out sooner because you damaged the hair follicles.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: keanureeves]
#12964271 - 07/27/10 09:18 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12964297 - 07/27/10 09:23 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
Maybe shitting your pants isnt the answer. Maybe you should shit the doctors pants. He can reasonably comfortable taking a hair from you with shit in your pants. But i dont think he could do it with your shit in his pants.
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Quote:
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Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
Maybe shitting your pants isnt the answer. Maybe you should shit the doctors pants. He can reasonably comfortable taking a hair from you with shit in your pants. But i dont think he could do it with your shit in his pants.
GODDAMNIT LawnGnome, as pissed as i am THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. now i'm a fuckin hypocrite for laughing. but damn, that did make me laugh.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: themostpurple]
#12965749 - 07/28/10 07:50 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Yeeeeeah I wasn't replying to you or his previous post. It was to the beating a hair follicle in general.
Obviously not face palming you....
What do I know I am so ignorant and stupid anyway.
It is true you know.
My boss tells me so, so it must be true. Right guys?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965865 - 07/28/10 08:31 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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And people wonder why they go bald
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965874 - 07/28/10 08:34 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
real mature guys. taking a dump in your pants is a solid solution to compulsory drug screen.
do i really need to repeat the fact that damaged hair is not the point? or that I'm not bleaching every day, just this once for this test? or that damaged follicles will not follow me for the rest of my life off one goddamned bleaching?
is no one paying attention to the fucking point of BEATING A HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN??? What is wrong with you people? you're like chris farley screaming on SNL, yeah a few people will laugh, but you're distracting from something that has real value and substance. is it just fuck all that noise? screw the people that need to know how to beat the damned thing?
i'm getting sick of this. most of you are so ignorant. educate yourselves, people. explore the goddamned world so you don't end up being the person who's answer is "shit your pants in the doctors office". what a loser.
I respect you for doing this for the interests of the common, but even this "experiement" is pointless. It lack control- it could be the flea&tick, the bleach, the dye, the detox, the vinegar, or any combination- should you succeed. It's worthless.
Most people don't want to bleach their hair and then immediately dye it. THat's all sorts of hell on your scalp.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: themostpurple]
#12965898 - 07/28/10 08:41 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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themostpurple said:
your hair is going to die from this, have fun being bald in the next year or so
You are also an idiot. You can dye your hair and bleach it many times before it starts to completely lose it's integrity. It sounds like this isn't something he has done before or plans to repeat, so he should be fine.
But really, OP, don't bleach&dye your hair in the same day... ever.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12965922 - 07/28/10 08:46 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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What is the deal with this "voluntary" hair screen? You say you're doing it in a facility that solely operates with the court system, and you have mentioned probation? I hope you didn't do this "experiment" with any connection to a court system. Voluntary in this context does not mean if you fail, there will be no repercussions.
Explanation? I'm a bit confused.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: conan]
#12966001 - 07/28/10 09:11 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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You can pay to have drugs tests, and the results are confidential, just like disease tests...
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: blujay]
#12966905 - 07/28/10 01:02 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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even those disease tests still end up on your record somewhere, if you show up positive for say HIV, every doc in the country will know about it when you walk in, it might just be limited to certain states at the moment. But this is what they are working on, all digital records some states are already streamlined like this.
I imagine the same thing will happen with any drug test you take, and if you fail, expect to get treated like a drug addict everytime you go in for healthcare.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: makaveli8x8]
#12967660 - 07/28/10 03:22 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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conan:
The lab i used is also used exclusively by the court system, but the lab doesn't solely exist for them. I chose them for their legitimacy and reliability. Drug screens must follow the law of HIPAA, so they can't release your results to anyone without your permission unless it's court ordered. With a job the "permission" is assumed, with court it's compulsory, either way it's considered "permission". So yes, the results are kept on file. But since i did it voluntarily no one has my permission. They'll keep the record on file for 5, 7, or 10 years depending on the state's statute of limitations for record keeping. then they'll shred it.
Blujay:
you're right in that, for a truly scientific method, there are too many variables for a result that can be considered valid. However, this isn't the Harvard Journal of Medicine. if it were I'd be thrown out. what this does do however is give the basic premise for the necessary ingredients in the necessary amount of time -- roughly speaking -- to pass the test. I don't think an unexpected positive result would come as long as the user doesn't vary too much, within reason, of the method. That's one of the reasons I labeled the active ingredients and their concentration. You don't have to use Sergeant's Skip, or L'Oreal, but try to stay close to the ingredients required for stripping the hair of toxins.
As for my using X-pulsion as the official detoxer, there's no way this experiment can speak for any other hair detoxing shampoo. If you buy a different product you're taking your chances. That's a limitation of this method, I couldn't really pinpoint the active ingredients in X-pulsion or it's concentrations, so there's no way to compare it to other brands.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12967692 - 07/28/10 03:29 PM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Blujay:
I was having a hard time answering the point of not many people interested in bleaching and redying. After some looking around I found the MacCuj0 method, which I posted earlier. Quite a few people have said it works and, honestly, if it does work it's FAR and WIDE better than my method. But what I came up with was all i had to work with in the beginning. If it works, awesome.
Now I really wanna try the Mac method.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12970942 - 07/29/10 08:39 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12970966 - 07/29/10 08:47 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
Bad ass! Good to know it can be defeated. How's your hair doing by the way?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: conan]
#12970984 - 07/29/10 08:54 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Awesome, congratulations.
Fuck the haters, they can stay unemployed.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971008 - 07/29/10 09:00 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
the real question is.
How many of the drugs they tested for, were you doing? and how often were you doing them?
If you only smoke pot, then you really only beat the pot test. coke, opiates, meth, etc could have all came back positive if you were doing those.
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The best solution would be to not do coke, opiates, or meth.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: mukhail]
#12971043 - 07/29/10 09:10 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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mukhail said:
The best solution would be to not do coke, opiates, or meth.
Cept they are fun.
OR you one of those guys who thinks their drugs are ok, and other peoples arent?
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971087 - 07/29/10 09:19 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
Awesome! Now go test yourself for cancer after doing that shit to your head.
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I only smoke pot...
Hey, WAIT- I totally forgot that I've done a few scripts. Adderral (sp?), phentermine, lortabs, oxycotton, darvocet...
I guess it works for amphetamines and opiates, too. Forgot I had done those... Haha.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971120 - 07/29/10 09:27 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
I only smoke pot...
Hey, WAIT- I totally forgot that I've done a few scripts. Adderral (sp?), phentermine, lortabs, oxycotton, darvocet...
I guess it works for amphetamines and opiates, too. Forgot I had done those... Haha.
When have you done them. and it sounds like you did them very sporadically. drug tests normally wont pick up if you only smoke pot like once every month or less.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971160 - 07/29/10 09:34 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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WOOHOO!, worst experiment ever.....a hair follicle test can be beat!
kief reaper, you've done so much for the drug community and have saved us from a future of oppression. a new era will form where freedom is the rule and all men will hold hands in the factory's they collectively own and work at.birds are chirping outside my window and the state is smashed.hail kief reaper!
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
#12971256 - 07/29/10 09:51 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Candy Man:
I smoke on a regular basis. I smoked the night before the test in fact. I would say about the equivalent of an eigth of high grade cannabis a week to myself.the script use was very sporadic, true. But a hair follicle test is unique in that as your hair grows metabolites from the drugs are deposited in the cortex of each strand. There, once deposited, they don't just dissappear until 90 or more have passed by, depending on the length of hair and how often it's washed and with what products. The hair actually has to grow passed a certain point since only the 3 centimeters closest to root are tested. In this way a lab can actually determine roughly when you used the drug and when you discontinued use of the drug. However, I can say that my use of all of these drugs have been within the last 90 days and since my hair is long it grows more slowly than those with short hair and would retain these metabolites longer.
Christ Driver:
I notice you STILL have not explained how you can be so disregarding of people who actually need this information. See the posts where people said "badass"? Anyone who does a search on this website seeking the answer of how to pass a hair follicle screen to save their job, or keep from violating their probation, or whose parents may say "pass the test or move out", anyone who asks whether it can be done will find my thread and know how. You're welcome America, and fuck you christdriver.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971333 - 07/29/10 10:14 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Conan:
Hair damage is not bad, i just have to condition the fuck out of it. I also use leave-in conditioner. Besides that, you'd never tell it was fucked with. I got my splits ends snipped off, so it actually looks a little better now. Funny, I'd bet that of the naysayers quite of few of them have short bleached spiky hair.
My opinion, this definitely works. But if you don't like it, try the Mac method. I've heard it works, just never tried it so I can't say for sure. As of right now, my method is a guarantee for small amounts of opiates and amphetamines, and average-large amounts of cannabis.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: Kief Reaper]
#12971334 - 07/29/10 10:14 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kief Reaper said:
The results are in boys,
HAIR FOLLICLE DRUG SCREEN DEFEATED!!!
6-panel test, all negative. Turns out they can test cannabis metabolites up to 1 pg
Wow, I always assumed that the drug ended up in your hair, such that you could never seperate the drug from the hair. That's quite surprising, and if I am ever subjected to such, as I am also a low-end user, I will definitely try to escape it by soaking my hair in all sorts of terrible things and generally abusing it for a day. Thanks, lol.
Of course if you smoked even as little as two or three grams a day, you would probably be inescapably fucked.
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: christdriver]
#12971339 - 07/29/10 10:15 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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christdriver said:
WOOHOO!, worst experiment ever.....a hair follicle test can be beat!
kief reaper, you've done so much for the drug community and have saved us from a future of oppression. a new era will form where freedom is the rule and all men will hold hands in the factory's they collectively own and work at.birds are chirping outside my window and the state is smashed.hail kief reaper!
Miguided and poorly implemented, you're still being an ass to someone who only means good, and that makes you a MEANIE...
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Re: How to beat a hair follicle drug screen. [Re: blujay]
#12971347 - 07/29/10 10:16 AM (1 year, 9 months ago) |
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Blujay:
No disrespect, but why would 2-3 grams a day make you inescapably fucked? Do you have any evidence or experience to say so? I know the method isn't perfect, and I know that I can only say for certain it works for such-and-such amount, but what's to say it WON'T work for larger amounts?
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