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 I think that hooker was underage 
#12911454 - 07/17/10 02:34 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Small and slender and just tiny. Small, tight pussy- deliciously tight.
She seemed new to working, but certainly could suck and fuck- she'd done it before.
Asked her age, she claimed 28... but how many 28 y.o. street walkers have braces?
Best pussy evar though, and she let me ride bareback. $60 well spent.
At first I was like
but now I'm like
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 Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12911487 - 07/17/10 02:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm from reading this thread
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#12912417 - 07/17/10 06:58 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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You rode a prostitute bare back?
This story sounds fraudulent unless you were in Thailand.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: PowerTrip]
#12912474 - 07/17/10 07:15 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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PowerTrip said:
You rode a prostitute bare back?
This story sounds fraudulent unless you were in Thailand.
I didn't believe it myself.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12913379 - 07/17/10 11:15 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Epic fail - riding a prostitute bareback is like the dumbest thing you could possibly do. Sorry man...
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: oxalic32]
#12918106 - 07/19/10 03:06 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Maybe she just wants nice teeth and now that she's a prostitute she can afford it. Her being underage should be the least of your worries at this point.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: oxalic32]
#12918113 - 07/19/10 03:12 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I am disgusted.
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lol you guys act like condoms actually prevent STDs
sorry but NOPE
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: blazenn]
#12923946 - 07/20/10 01:20 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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blazenn said:
lol you guys act like condoms actually prevent STDs
sorry but NOPE
They prevent the worst ones. HPV you'll almost certainly catch anyway. HIV is difficult to transmit, but with a condom you have exponentially lower odds of getting it.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: PowerTrip]
#12923955 - 07/20/10 01:22 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seriously.....who the fuck gets a hooker with braces?
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Anonymous #1
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Quote:
Data Byte Duce said:
Seriously.....who the fuck gets a hooker with braces?
Now that I know, I will. 
I didn't realize it when I picked her up.
We went behind a building for a quick forty dollar fuck, and then I saw how sexy she was.
So, $20 more (now 60) and I take her home and do her on my bed.
Driving there and back, and smoking up at my place, gave us time to chat.
When I didn't have my face between her legs, I mean.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: PowerTrip]
#12925033 - 07/20/10 04:41 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
PowerTrip said:
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blazenn said:
lol you guys act like condoms actually prevent STDs
sorry but NOPE
They prevent the worst ones. HPV you'll almost certainly catch anyway. HIV is difficult to transmit, but with a condom you have exponentially lower odds of getting it.
with enough wear and tear there's plenty of room for the fluid exchange to occur even with a condom on, yup that means hiv/aids can get through a condom, with enough wear and tear. even then there's plenty of skin contact past the condom that gives room for STDs to transfer.
condoms are in no way a protection against STDs. obv your chances are lower if you wear one, but not very much...
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12926676 - 07/20/10 09:25 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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Data Byte Duce said:
Seriously.....who the fuck gets a hooker with braces?
Now that I know, I will.
I didn't realize it when I picked her up.
We went behind a building for a quick forty dollar fuck, and then I saw how sexy she was.
So, $20 more (now 60) and I take her home and do her on my bed.
Driving there and back, and smoking up at my place, gave us time to chat.
When I didn't have my face between her legs, I mean.
so you know shes underage, yet you fucked her again? fuck you, underage girls shouldn't be hookers, you evil fuck.
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so you know shes underage, yet you fucked her again
I don't and I didn't.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12926753 - 07/20/10 09:43 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
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so you know shes underage, yet you fucked her again
I don't and I didn't.
ok, you still suck though for doing it once. 
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I didn't know.
Still don't really.
She got in my car at 11pm. My first thought wasn't that she was a minor.
And like I said, new to hooking but experienced in sex; she was no virgin.
Am I wrong to fap about it now? I don't think so.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12926950 - 07/20/10 10:32 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
Driving there and back, and smoking up at my place, gave us time to chat.
When I didn't have my face between her legs, I mean.
Eating hooker vagina can't be good for you.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Adamist]
#12926962 - 07/20/10 10:34 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lots of things aren't good for you... we both wore seatbelts while driving.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12926972 - 07/20/10 10:37 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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 Is that like some sort of cosmic carbon credit?
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Anonymous #1
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Adamist]
#12926984 - 07/20/10 10:39 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm just sayin'.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12926998 - 07/20/10 10:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12927234 - 07/20/10 11:33 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
I didn't know.
Still don't really.
She got in my car at 11pm. My first thought wasn't that she was a minor.
And like I said, new to hooking but experienced in sex; she was no virgin.
Am I wrong to fap about it now? I don't think so.
you sure as fuck are wrong to fap about it now, you selfish fool.
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How's it selfish to fap to memories?
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12927296 - 07/20/10 11:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anonymous said:
How's it selfish to fap to memories?
you're selfish for having sex with someones whore daughter. and fapping to it is the icing on the proverbial cake of selfishness.
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Maybe she'd be flattered? Some of us take pride in our work.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Adamist]
#12927334 - 07/20/10 11:55 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I dont think so.
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1) you're selfish for having sex with someones whore daughter.
Maybe, though it was a legit transaction; I did not force or entice her.
2) and fapping to it is the icing on the proverbial cake of selfishness
That I don't get. It's better than going to look for her again, right?
And what if she really is 28? Am I selfish then?
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Anonymous #1]
#12927984 - 07/21/10 02:23 AM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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I shoot heroin and smoke crack and i still look down on johns, ya'll people are the plague of the ghetto. I laugh every time a john gets popped, the only thing worse then a john is a fucking spit pimp selling pussy like it was porkbellies on the chicago mercantile exchange. Get a fucking girlfriend and quit paying all that money for a 30 second orgasm, what a waste of green paper.
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Adamist
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Why care so much as long as it's consensual?
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Adamist]
#12940339 - 07/23/10 01:10 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Really I dont care, i was just being hyperbolic, i dont know why i guess i just get in these moods where i must lash out at the nearest internet personality.
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PowerTrip
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Some people lack the emotional equipment, patience, time, and desire for a relationship. And yeah you can start fucking someone without any of the emotions getting involved, but sooner or later it will turn into a relationship or things will fall out.
There's a reason prostitution is referred to as the world's oldest profession, and even chimps do it, though for food rather than money.
People trade sex for all kinds of things, though it's never so blatant a transaction. Women get the stereotype of having sex with a guy for his money, status, fame, favors, etc.. but guys will just the same fuck a girl they aren't necessarily attracted to if she has any of the aforementioned things to offer him.
At least prostitution is straightforward and honest about what is being exchanged. Funny how it is so fiercely demonized while sex for gain is so prevalent.
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Quote:
VisionaryFlicker said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
How's it selfish to fap to memories?
you're selfish for having sex with someones whore daughter. and fapping to it is the icing on the proverbial cake of selfishness.
If I have sex with any girl its always gonna be someone's whore pdaughter just saying....
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: Adamist]
#12955687 - 07/26/10 03:32 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Adamist said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
Driving there and back, and smoking up at my place, gave us time to chat.
When I didn't have my face between her legs, I mean.
Eating hooker vagina can't be good for you.
Id rather suck on their toes.. but eh'.. 
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: orison319]
#12957774 - 07/26/10 09:29 PM (2 years, 9 months ago) |
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orison319 said:
Quote:
Adamist said:
Quote:
Anonymous said:
Driving there and back, and smoking up at my place, gave us time to chat.
When I didn't have my face between her legs, I mean.
Eating hooker vagina can't be good for you.
Id rather suck on their toes.. but eh'..
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awesomebastard
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Quote:
VisionaryFlicker said:
underage girls shouldn't be hookers, you evil fuck.
Who are you to say such a thing?
Perhaps she has no family and would be homeless or maybe even starve otherwise.
Whoring is good money and maybe she is just getting on her feet you know?
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VisionaryFlicker
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suck my balls brah
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awesomebastard
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Good rebuttal.
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ahchela
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Hate to bust out the zombies but...
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VisionaryFlicker said:
so you know shes underage, yet you fucked her again? fuck you, underage girls shouldn't be hookers, you evil fuck.
Square.
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Re: I think that hooker was underage [Re: ahchela]
#14061127 - 03/03/11 06:22 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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