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OfflineMushroomTrip
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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12517605 - 05/06/10 05:33 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Put a plastic thingy on the top of the mattress, and then some sheets, and then, when she comes over and you start having sex and the plastic starts making sounds, you can tell her that you wet your bed when you have nightmares. Maybe you'll even awake some maternal instincts in her. :smirk:


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #12517693 - 05/06/10 05:53 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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MushroomTrip said:
Put a plastic thingy on the top of the mattress, and then some sheets, and then, when she comes over and you start having sex and the plastic starts making sounds, you can tell her that you wet your bed when you have nightmares. Maybe you'll even awake some maternal instincts in her. :smirk:




Worst advice ever Mushroomtrip :crankey:

I'm just gonna have to get used to crusty cum stained mattresses if I want to continue getting sex.

I used to take showers at night, but now I'm going to be a morning shower person I guess.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #12517700 - 05/06/10 05:55 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Get a leak proof matress cover. They are not plastic like your grandmas.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12517722 - 05/06/10 06:00 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, they make water-resistant mattress covers.  They're not rubber sheets, or plastic.  They feel like a normal bed, but they repel water.

That, or you can get a mattress cover, and use it over your cum-stained mattress when she leaves.

Mattress cover.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Elementium]
    #12517762 - 05/06/10 06:10 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

Put a towel or two underneath the sheets on the mattress; she doesn't have to know and you save your bed from those awful, awful cum stains. :tongue2:


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Elementium]
    #12517777 - 05/06/10 06:13 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I'm getting me a damn mattress cover I guess.

I sure feel like a man buying a water resistant mattress pad with a slogan across the box reading "repels all urine and sweat".

This thing better not make crinkly noises and lead this girl to thinking I'm a bed wetter. Shit better be made with fabric.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12517795 - 05/06/10 06:16 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:This thing better not make crinkly noises and lead this girl to thinking I'm a bed wetter. Shit better be made with fabric.




:lol:


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Fraggin]
    #12517801 - 05/06/10 06:18 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Fraggin said:
Get a leak proof matress cover. They are not plastic like your grandmas.




My grandma died on that bed. :frown:


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #12517849 - 05/06/10 06:28 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

This shit is hilarious!

In my mind if the cum stain on the mattress is dry already, and you wash your sheets, its not going to seep back up again...  Just put your sheets through the wash after she blows..

Its just rinse and repeat! :yesnod:


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: fireworks_god]
    #12517944 - 05/06/10 06:50 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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fireworks_god said:
Because being a different person with different opinions certainly is not a possibility. :lol:



Isn't the whole "different person, different opinions" the definition of 'against the grain'?

I didnt say it was a bad thing - just that she enjoys it.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12521406 - 05/07/10 11:33 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm getting me a damn mattress cover I guess.

I sure feel like a man buying a water resistant mattress pad with a slogan across the box reading "repels all urine and sweat".

This thing better not make crinkly noises and lead this girl to thinking I'm a bed wetter. Shit better be made with fabric.



Well, have you thought of the logical answer??? Straight up tell the girl she's messing up your mattress?? She obviously knows she's a squirter, she'll probably take it better than you think?


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12522710 - 05/07/10 04:48 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Anonymous said:


Maybe I'll lay out a big fucking beach towel underneath her and tell her that I want to pretend we're making love on the beach.




:ilold:!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Society]
    #12523980 - 05/07/10 09:37 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

flip the matress.
flip it back if you know she's cumming over for the night.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Razzl3Frazzl3]
    #12524129 - 05/07/10 10:05 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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SquaReSaltine said:
Straight up tell the girl she's messing up your mattress?? She obviously knows she's a squirter, she'll probably take it better than you think




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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: eligal]
    #12526033 - 05/08/10 08:21 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

There's always a way to approach her about this that isn't demeaning. Since you know her better than any of us I'll leave it to you to figure out exactly how to go about that. They make special sheets just for this, I'm pretty sure. Besides squirting is way hot, you should appreciate it.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12527063 - 05/08/10 02:33 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

I understand your sentiment because I'm a clean freak and never lay in my bed unless I showered.

At the same time though, if I were really into the girl I wouldn't mind her cum stains on my mattress.

Just think of it as notches on your bedpost that you can only see with a black light..


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: PowerTrip]
    #12530531 - 05/09/10 09:02 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

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Just think of it as notches on your bedpost




Ya mean splotches as notches?


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Mufungo]
    #12530827 - 05/09/10 11:06 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

PLASTIC SHEETS FTW


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #12530984 - 05/09/10 12:05 PM (4 years, 6 months ago)

If it's really that big of a deal, they do make strong cleaners that will get essentially anything out of your mattress.


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Re: Cum Stains In Mattress [Re: Society]
    #12535327 - 05/10/10 03:58 AM (4 years, 6 months ago)

ok so heres the deal op

you have to go get one of those plastic undersheets that parents buy for their bedwetting kids. after a night with her, hopefully shes worth one night of sleeping in cum, you can wash the sheets the next day, and not have to worry about cum having seeped into your mattress.

whats done is done, there is NO way to get liquids out of a mattress, they are literally sponges. whats there is there, you can only prevent further stains. a womans cum is not much more than water, so i wouldnt worry about it. just buy a plastic undercover for next time.


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