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Morican
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Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood
#12136497 - 03/03/10 05:55 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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So my ex-wife lives at her Grandma's house where her Mom lives too and every time that I go to pick up my son on my days with him, I exchange some polite, generic conversation, which I could do without because I hate those fake gossip mongering bitches.
Anyway, they like to try and tell me what I should and shouldn't do with my son, like "you shouldn't take him (my son) to your friends house to play with his kids (nieces and nephew round my son's age) because he picks up bad habits"
"you shouldn't take him to the mall because there is sick kids there"
ect, ect...
Like there is anything wrong with me wanting my son to be able to play with kids around his same age, which he loves.
Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
I thought to myself, you can't be serious, now this bitch is just trying to fuck with me.
So I told her, well I will listen to you when you stop calling my son steve, for some reason my ex-s brother started calling my son steve even though that's not his name and it's no big deal to me but if they think they have the right to tell me what nick names I can call my own son then I will tel them that they don't have the same right to do the same thing, which I have more of a right to do than they do.
Then I told my son, common Monkey lets go home , my little monkey, right in the old bitches face and she got upset and just walked away.
I would have just punched her in her fat face if I thought I could get away with it, but went the high road instead.
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Envix
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136517 - 03/03/10 05:57 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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isn't "Monkey" what spanish gay guys call their lovers?
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Morican
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Envix]
#12136551 - 03/03/10 06:00 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Envix said: isn't "Monkey" what spanish gay guys call their lovers?
Really? Well whatever, that was our word first and I'm taking it back. They are lucky I don't call him "porch monkey" instead, because I been wanting to take that word back as well. (Clearks 2 reference)
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136565 - 03/03/10 06:02 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Hide her teeth and let her starve... Jk just punch her.
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Envix
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136574 - 03/03/10 06:03 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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hahahaha. nah it's cool i'm taking it back
but yeah your post made me think of Mr. Weed from family guy when he called his partner "mown-ke"
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Envix]
#12136603 - 03/03/10 06:06 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Envix said: hahahaha. nah it's cool i'm taking it back
but yeah your post made me think of Mr. Weed from family guy when he called his partner "mown-ke"
LOL that's exactly what I thought of as well.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136650 - 03/03/10 06:12 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Morican said: Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
every little boy is called monkey, it's a right of passage
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Prisoner#1]
#12136747 - 03/03/10 06:27 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Morican said: Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
every little boy is called monkey, it's a right of passage
QFT
Monkey or turkey
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Morican
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Envix]
#12136780 - 03/03/10 06:31 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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It just pisses me off that these bitches think that they can tell me anything they want and I'm supposed to keep quiet or take it with a smile or worse, listen to them.
There is nothing wrong with me calling my son Monkey or chipmonk or sweetheart or whatever the hell else I wish to call "MY" son.
Her argument, "he's not a monkey he's a boy", OMG, she really is that stupid too, so I can't even argue with her.
I have issue with her teaching my son her catholic superstitious crap like teaching him to outline a make belief cross with his fingers on his head, stomach and shoulders, while saying in the name of the father son and holly spirit or say good bye to the dead grandpa's ashes as if he was really there or kiss a picture of the virgin of guadalupe or any other shit that a 3 yo. has no business doing.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136843 - 03/03/10 06:39 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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HAHAHA get get monkey to throw some shit in her face!
great post i laughed pretty hard thanks OP
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: NightTripper]
#12136859 - 03/03/10 06:40 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Round house kicks are clearly in order.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136948 - 03/03/10 06:52 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Just 100% ignore the old lonely bitch, it will bother her more than anything. Don't make eye contact AT ALL.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Alec_Baldwin]
#12136950 - 03/03/10 06:53 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Alec_Baldwin said: Round house kicks are clearly in order.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12136968 - 03/03/10 06:56 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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I call one of my boys peanut and the other little monkey. I can't help that my youngest son acts like a little monkey.
Tell that old bitch to stfu because your his father. Then DSHSB.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Enthrall]
#12137039 - 03/03/10 07:07 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Monkey or turkey
Turkey? never heard that one before..
OP, You should just ignore them.. You are the kid's father and you have rights. All they are doing is trying to set you off so you do something stupid and they can take legal action.. Just try to stay calm when they give you shit and take care of your kid the best ya can!
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Morican]
#12137054 - 03/03/10 07:10 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Morican said: So my ex-wife lives at her Grandma's house where her Mom lives too and every time that I go to pick up my son on my days with him, I exchange some polite, generic conversation, which I could do without because I hate those fake gossip mongering bitches.
Anyway, they like to try and tell me what I should and shouldn't do with my son, like "you shouldn't take him (my son) to your friends house to play with his kids (nieces and nephew round my son's age) because he picks up bad habits"
"you shouldn't take him to the mall because there is sick kids there"
ect, ect...
Like there is anything wrong with me wanting my son to be able to play with kids around his same age, which he loves.
Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
I thought to myself, you can't be serious, now this bitch is just trying to fuck with me.
So I told her, well I will listen to you when you stop calling my son steve, for some reason my ex-s brother started calling my son steve even though that's not his name and it's no big deal to me but if they think they have the right to tell me what nick names I can call my own son then I will tel them that they don't have the same right to do the same thing, which I have more of a right to do than they do.
Then I told my son, common Monkey lets go home , my little monkey, right in the old bitches face and she got upset and just walked away.
I would have just punched her in her fat face if I thought I could get away with it, but went the high road instead.
you should take it to an extreme to prove a point. start calling your kid faggot in front of them, and let them know it's a nickname.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
#12137125 - 03/03/10 07:20 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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HeadTripVertigo said:
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Morican said: So my ex-wife lives at her Grandma's house where her Mom lives too and every time that I go to pick up my son on my days with him, I exchange some polite, generic conversation, which I could do without because I hate those fake gossip mongering bitches.
Anyway, they like to try and tell me what I should and shouldn't do with my son, like "you shouldn't take him (my son) to your friends house to play with his kids (nieces and nephew round my son's age) because he picks up bad habits"
"you shouldn't take him to the mall because there is sick kids there"
ect, ect...
Like there is anything wrong with me wanting my son to be able to play with kids around his same age, which he loves.
Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
I thought to myself, you can't be serious, now this bitch is just trying to fuck with me.
So I told her, well I will listen to you when you stop calling my son steve, for some reason my ex-s brother started calling my son steve even though that's not his name and it's no big deal to me but if they think they have the right to tell me what nick names I can call my own son then I will tel them that they don't have the same right to do the same thing, which I have more of a right to do than they do.
Then I told my son, common Monkey lets go home , my little monkey, right in the old bitches face and she got upset and just walked away.
I would have just punched her in her fat face if I thought I could get away with it, but went the high road instead.
you should take it to an extreme to prove a point. start calling your kid faggot in front of them, and let them know it's a nickname.
HAHAHAHA do this. record it, and post the results.
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
#12137133 - 03/03/10 07:21 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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HeadTripVertigo said:
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Morican said: So my ex-wife lives at her Grandma's house where her Mom lives too and every time that I go to pick up my son on my days with him, I exchange some polite, generic conversation, which I could do without because I hate those fake gossip mongering bitches.
Anyway, they like to try and tell me what I should and shouldn't do with my son, like "you shouldn't take him (my son) to your friends house to play with his kids (nieces and nephew round my son's age) because he picks up bad habits"
"you shouldn't take him to the mall because there is sick kids there"
ect, ect...
Like there is anything wrong with me wanting my son to be able to play with kids around his same age, which he loves.
Today the old bitch grandma tells me that I should stop calling him (my son) monkey, because he's not a monkey he's a human child.
I thought to myself, you can't be serious, now this bitch is just trying to fuck with me.
So I told her, well I will listen to you when you stop calling my son steve, for some reason my ex-s brother started calling my son steve even though that's not his name and it's no big deal to me but if they think they have the right to tell me what nick names I can call my own son then I will tel them that they don't have the same right to do the same thing, which I have more of a right to do than they do.
Then I told my son, common Monkey lets go home , my little monkey, right in the old bitches face and she got upset and just walked away.
I would have just punched her in her fat face if I thought I could get away with it, but went the high road instead.
you should take it to an extreme to prove a point. start calling your kid faggot in front of them, and let them know it's a nickname.
QFT
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: Moronicus]
#12137165 - 03/03/10 07:25 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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My dad used to call me "monkey", and "buggly", and shit like that when I was little. It's just a little pet name, and that bitch needs to shut the fuck up.
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Her argument, "he's not a monkey he's a boy", OMG, she really is that stupid too, so I can't even argue with her.
Ugghhh... whudastupidbitch
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I have issue with her teaching my son her catholic superstitious crap like teaching him to outline a make belief cross with his fingers on his head, stomach and shoulders, while saying in the name of the father son and holly spirit or say good bye to the dead grandpa's ashes as if he was really there or kiss a picture of the virgin of guadalupe or any other shit that a 3 yo. has no business doing.
I hate 'em and I don't even know 'em
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Re: Told an old bitch off and if felt gooooood [Re: YellowDesertSun]
#12137231 - 03/03/10 07:34 PM (14 years, 29 days ago) |
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Dude, the names I have for my son . . shit.
You would think I was retarded. But that's my monkey and I'm sticking to it.
He knows what's up.
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