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psylosymonreturns said:
when someone says "SEMITRUCK"' and you immediatly imagine a truck made of liberty caps.

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CureCat said:
I am always disappointed when I wake up.

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Maybe you should find a new significant other?.. 


...when you ask campus security if they spray chemicals to kill mushrooms....

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rewdy said:
Maybe you should find a new significant other?..

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I will always like mushrooms more than people.

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Lennybernadino said:
--You refer to sex as multispore inoculation.
--When your wife or child is sick, you worry that they may somehow  contaminate your mushrooms
--First thing you do every morning is check your mushroom projects, then put on your clothes .
--whenever anyone who knows you sees a mushroom they tell you about it and you end up going to see it wether you have time to or not
--People who know you call you mushroom guy and actually forget your real name .
--You arrive at a place you will be staying at night and start looking for mushrooms by flashlight instead of waiting for the morning

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The top 2 made me piss myself.....

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chooken said:
You get exited after the slightest amount of rain and out of boredom decide to go hunting. You arrive at your favourite field to be confronted by 3 bulls. You run into the trees and hide, meanwhile 2 bulls are trying to get through the trees but one finds the trail you used. You leg it up further, then head down a Kangaroo trail. You wait 20 mins for them to leave. It then starts to rain, you stay hiding in semi bush to keep from the rain. When the rain stops, you finally get to start seeing what's there, only to realise there hasn't been enough rain. You head home empty handed after an exciting day of getting chased by bulls and seeing a funny lookin' Kangaroo.

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nice.


you know your an addict when: you go to your favorite field after 4 days of heavy rain, except its still raining(very hard) when you arrive. You say fuck it and run out with your 2 friends and flashlights, hop over the gate and dart past the farmhouse and a bit down into the first part of the valley when you are confronted by at least 30+ cows all inhabiting the valley.
you attempt to walk all the up top to the right on the valley and you're about halfway past the cows(which know you are there and make an occasional moo) when you BUMP in to a sleeping baby calf. you here a loud, angry moo in the distance and hooves moving and shuffling around, you BOLT IT and try to run into the second part of the valley but the cows are blocking it so you dart into the bushes and trek thru stickers and long grass to an underpass....go to one little patch, find a small amt of 90G wet and head home to trip and chill!

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themostpurple said:
you know your an addict when: you go to your favorite field after 4 days of heavy rain, except its still raining(very hard) when you arrive. You say fuck it and run out with your 2 friends and flashlights, hop over the gate and dart past the farmhouse and a bit down into the first part of the valley when you are confronted by at least 30+ cows all inhabiting the valley.
you attempt to walk all the up top to the right on the valley and you're about halfway past the cows(which know you are there and make an occasional moo) when you BUMP in to a sleeping baby calf. you here a loud, angry moo in the distance and hooves moving and shuffling around, you BOLT IT and try to run into the second part of the valley but the cows are blocking it so you dart into the bushes and trek thru stickers and long grass to an underpass....go to one little patch, find a small amt of 90G wet and head home to trip and chill!

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