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 ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.
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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501482 - 11/21/09 08:33 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I dunno man. My wife cums so hard with my dick in her ass, a vibrator in her cunt and my fingers on her clit.
Who am I to say no to this? 
P.S. If you're boring in bed, thats fine, but don't judge those who like to use a body to it's full potential.
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bossocto
peeeal
 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501547 - 11/21/09 08:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I stopped reading halfway thru page 2 but damn, lots of you are defending stickin ya dick in the shit hole 
gives me some  
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 Shroomism
I AM
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Quote:
ShockValue said:
P.S. If you're boring in bed, thats fine, but don't judge those who like to use a body to it's full potential.
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ToolTroll
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11501555 - 11/21/09 08:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aleph1 said:
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much if not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
Is this true?
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bossocto
peeeal
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: ToolTroll]
#11501558 - 11/21/09 08:51 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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no
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: bossocto]
#11501570 - 11/21/09 08:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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For the record; If both parties are down more power to them but it's never something Ive wanted to be involved in.
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supra
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501571 - 11/21/09 08:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement.
i totally agree with this. I tried it a few times, and found that i like vagina more, it just feels right.
peace
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Aleph1
Dasein
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: ToolTroll]
#11501655 - 11/21/09 09:08 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToolTroll said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much if not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
Is this true?
Sure it does, imagine having to shit all day. You body recognizes what it going on, produces and releases more fluids so it can continue. The same thing is triggered with cock in ass.
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11501672 - 11/21/09 09:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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The only anal lubrication that comes to my mind is diarrhea.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
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Anal Mucus!
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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway
If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Deekay
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i just put it in a little, like 20 minutes ago. i would never dry smash a shit box, but i sure approve of smashing a properly prepared shit box 
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cashus
what?
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
Anal Mucus!
hahahaha why am i thinking about like slugs
what a great thread to read when u wanna have a quick laugh
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Dystopia
unit - [s2dope] - v1.0.13
Registered: 04/06/03
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11504417 - 11/22/09 12:35 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I inadvertently dry-smashed an ex's shitbox.
It wasn't pleasant. My wiener tore a little and I'm very, very happy it didn't get infected.
But anal is awesome.
Shockvalue brings up a good point.
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Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all by reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
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Newbie
User of semicolons.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11504520 - 11/22/09 12:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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My ex let me do it twice (we were a bit tipsy both times). We used plenty of lube but apparently she was supposed to sit on it for a while to get some stretch-age, which we didn't do, so I got a few pumps in before she told me she wanted it out. 
You live and learn... I didn't end up with a brown condom either.. 
It was more of a dark green color.. HAHAHA j/k j/k
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Dystopia
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Newbie]
#11504529 - 11/22/09 12:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol duck shit
Anyway
For those of you in this thread that are actually into anal, have your girl sit down for awhile. It makes the poo retract further up the large intestine.
True story, Playboy Advisor FTW!
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Even now, if I see in my soul the citron-breasted fair one
Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all by reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
The universe is transformation: life is opinion.
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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Newbie]
#11504540 - 11/22/09 12:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Typically the crap is stored far enough up the body that your dick shouldn't ever touch it. Unless of course she's pushin, or really has to go 
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Aleph1
Dasein
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From my experience the shit everyone is freaking out about isn't a big deal at all. 99/100 times it isn't an issue, when it is there is just tiny bit caught under the head of the cock.
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Dank_Trichome
wunderkind
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Just stopping by to make the point that the butt is warmer than the vag.
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Dystopia
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Loc: 451°F
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11504630 - 11/22/09 01:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who really cares?
I mean, come on guys, whether you like it or not you've shit your pants once in your life (post-diapers). What's the big deal? If you're gonna fuck a woman in the ass and then freak out about a little poop you're far over your head.
Are you the same guys that get grossed out when you get a pube or a tiny bit of toilet paper in your mouth when you're eating a woman out? Or is it too disgusting to be sticking your face between a woman's legs?
Man up, guys, jeeze. I thought *I* was a pussy.
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Even now, if I see in my soul the citron-breasted fair one
Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all by reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
The universe is transformation: life is opinion.
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cashus
what?
Registered: 05/08/08
Posts: 532
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Last seen: 27 days, 15 hours
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Dystopia]
#11504798 - 11/22/09 01:40 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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hair i don't care but fucking toilet paper lol wtf
yae that would be such a turn off right there
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