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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500872 - 11/21/09 06:28 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Poop is forever.
We could poop back and fourth forever
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...<3
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Aleph1
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500882 - 11/21/09 06:31 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well if you climax in the ass and don't pull out prior then the poop is neither seen nor heard. According to this the poop is only an issue AFTER sex and therefore can be disregarded for describing the sex itself.
Also it depends how hard and deep you go, of course smashing a shit box will almost always result in the event of shit appearing. But there is a rainbow to this storm when she says "You fucked the shit out of me!" 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500889 - 11/21/09 06:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i thought girls didnt poop
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500892 - 11/21/09 06:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wet Squish Her Vag Slot!
WSHVS!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500895 - 11/21/09 06:33 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
it's also pretty cool to say it IRL in response to all of someone else's problems
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Deltron3030 said:
i thought girls didnt poop
They don't.... do they? No no, that's just not possible.
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I want nothing to do with anything involving my penis and shit. That's just unsanitary and gross. I have right to my opinion and preferences damn it. 
If i was gay i would do a lot of skull fucking. 
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Aleph1
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Deltron3030 said:
i thought girls didnt poop
Well only the ones outside North America
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500940 - 11/21/09 06:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
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cashus
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claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500966 - 11/21/09 06:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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cashus said:
Quote:
claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
yeah i've heard a lot of similar stories..girl's parent's are out of town and her and the bf are doing it on the bed and she shits EVERYWHERE. she blames it on the dogs and they get put to sleep 
SEE WHAT ANAL SEX DOES!! IT KILLS DOGS!!!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500968 - 11/21/09 06:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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cashus said:hvaing sex with her cousin
New question, would you have sex with your cousin if she/ he was really hot?
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claraclairvoyant said:
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cashus said:
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claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
yeah i've heard a lot of similar stories..girl's parent's are out of town and her and the bf are doing it on the bed and she shits EVERYWHERE. she blames it on the dogs and they get put to sleep
SEE WHAT ANAL SEX DOES!! IT KILLS DOGS!!!
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cashus
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500982 - 11/21/09 06:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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depends on how close of a cousin she is as in like if she is like almost directly related then no if not then yes
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pseudonym88
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501154 - 11/21/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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this thread amused me and i enjoyed reading it.
for the record, it does bloody hurt, for several days afterwards, it can cause bleeding and dicks probably do smell of shit afterwards tho ive never had the misfortune of having to smell/taste it afterwards
i would agree with the sentiment that i have a perfectly good vagina. and if ur dicks big ur not going anywhere near my behind! oh, and period time is just a good excuse for shower sex
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I knew I could count on the chicks to agree!
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pseudonym88 said:oh, and period time is just a good excuse for shower sex
True that, I've never complained.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11501384 - 11/21/09 08:12 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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vaginas = warm soft furry self lubricating
kittens = warm soft furry . . . self lubricating?
vaginas = kittens!!!
and who doesn't love kittens?
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