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 Jair
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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500752 - 11/21/09 06:07 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mmm, the lasagna I just ate tasted so much better after
reading this thread.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Jair]
#11500757 - 11/21/09 06:08 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Jair said:
Mmm, the lasagna I just ate tasted so much better after
reading this thread.
I just had spaghetti, wait nm
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500765 - 11/21/09 06:09 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
I'm not scared, I'd just rather not have butt juices all over my penis.
And if you have a large one, it can cause severe pain. SEVERE PAIN.
And if they don't get enemas regularly (who does?) you can knock things loose in the intestines. OH BOY LOOK POOP COMING OUT WHEN WE HAVE SEX WEEE'
Yeah thanks, but no
Well is true shit can stick to the head of your cock even with the cleanest woman, no a big deal (uncommon) and I usually crack up when it happens. Afterward just rince off in sink and continue.
Because of this though it is necessary to have sex with lights on, you don't want to go ass to mouth if you have shit on your member. And if you do you probably would have lights on anyway(and camera rolling)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500774 - 11/21/09 06:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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My point is, if given the choice between nice wet pussy and tight asshole I can't even fit my dick in, I am going for nice wet pussy... everytime.
Vaginas are MEANT to stretch. That's how babies head can fit through them. It's all like elasticy and stuff.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500790 - 11/21/09 06:14 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
My point is, if given the choice between nice wet pussy and tight asshole I can't even fit my dick in, I am going for nice wet pussy... everytime.
Vaginas are MEANT to stretch. That's how babies head can fit through them.
Okay we got it. U like pussy better than ass. So do I.
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA 
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Aleph1
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500798 - 11/21/09 06:16 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
You can't just 'remove' the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole.. because it does
Also, not all assholes are tight. They are by default. So are pussies. Pussies become loose by relentless pounding (BUT THEY REGAIN THEIR TIGHTNESS AFTER PERIODS OF REST). So do assholes become very loose by relentless pounding, but they don't recover as fast. Of course a loose asshole is much, much worse than a loose pussy, because then said person with loose asshole cannot properly control their bowel movements.
removing it for sake of comparing the way both of them look. Just isolating the appearance for this. Removing connotation of vaginal discharge and blood.
Assholes are freakishly elastic, you can be elbow deep and the next day you can't fit your pinky in. (This is why I believe in God)
True regular anal sex makes one fart more without any control. In some cases people have less control over bowels, but this is only if they are exercising or under some strain.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500810 - 11/21/09 06:18 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'll take your word for it. I'm no butt expert. Less control over bowels doesn't sound very cool though
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500817 - 11/21/09 06:19 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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so does mouth come in this at all because sometimes im glad to give up pussy for a nice blowjob
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Aleph1
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500821 - 11/21/09 06:20 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Also asses are not affected by menstruation, in other words there is not 1 week a month of downtime.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500827 - 11/21/09 06:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Downtime? That week I just renew my red wings membership  
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500829 - 11/21/09 06:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
I'll take your word for it. I'm no butt expert. Less control over bowels doesn't sound very cool though
No definitely not arguing that. Im sure women who take it in the ass carry a spare pair on panties in their bag( would be interesting to see a study of this)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500830 - 11/21/09 06:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats just gross
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Shroomism
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I'll take menstrual blood over poop 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500848 - 11/21/09 06:24 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
I'll take menstrual blood over poop
U got a good point here.
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DeathCompany
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thats the irony of it.
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Shroomism
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Blood is only a couple days a month. Poop is forever.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500861 - 11/21/09 06:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Blood is only a couple days a month. Poop is forever.
Tell me, what induced this thread?
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500868 - 11/21/09 06:27 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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sprinkle some DMT on your dick and THEN DSHSB!!
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