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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500654 - 11/21/09 05:54 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA 
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA 
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"If any of you knew about Applewhite you would know that he represented JESUS..as we all do. He believed he and all of us were jesus to the point he would kill himself to get the message out...while your here..typing away pointless thoughts on a website pretending to make a difference, when in reality, you will never come close to making as much of a difference as even Applewhite."
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500660 - 11/21/09 05:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated. The same argument "poop comes out of there" holds doubly worse as "babies covered with goo come out of vaginas".
To further illustrate my point, all assholes are tight while this does not hold true for vaginas.
The act of dry smashing is a little far fetched as you would probably flay your cock if you didn't at least spit on the ass or your cock first.
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much is not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
To quote the thinker and statesman Andrew Dice Clay "Q: Why are your eating my asshole. A: because your pussy tastes like shit"
indeed.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500668 - 11/21/09 05:56 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500675 - 11/21/09 05:56 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
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TheMushroomJesus said:
"Doesnt that actually make the most sense? These are intelligent beings that are capable of creating anything, including what you call 'science'. And the suicide cults are a sacrifice to these intelligent beings."
"If any of you knew about Applewhite you would know that he represented JESUS..as we all do. He believed he and all of us were jesus to the point he would kill himself to get the message out...while your here..typing away pointless thoughts on a website pretending to make a difference, when in reality, you will never come close to making as much of a difference as even Applewhite."
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meams
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the bizzle said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
The "perfectly good vagina" argument is fail.
I smoke weed. It's perfectly good. Guess what, I like to eat LSD too, even though I have perfectly good weed. It's even better because they're usually found in the same place and they both make each other more fun
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DeathCompany
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the bizzle said:
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Shroomism said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
Using Alephs theory it is true, vaginas are not always perfectly good
3 points butthole
1 point vagina.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500681 - 11/21/09 05:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i've always thought men being scared of any part of the female anatomy was a little homo. 
buttseks 
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Guys guys, please. Can't we just love all holes indiscriminately?
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Olympus Mons
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Vaginas make babies poop shoots do not
2 points butthole
1 point vagina.
babies are not waste. FAIL. imagine living in a world without vaginas, people would get way to creative with the anus out of boredom. perhaps the answers you seek have been there all along. vagina is the yin to the anal yang, and all is one.
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I clench my fists and beat it
I light my torch and burn it
I am the beast I worship....
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500693 - 11/21/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I just say it to sound cool on the interwebs and fit in.
Shop for: Monistat, Buttseks
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Shroomism
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I'm not scared, I'd just rather not have butt juices all over my penis.
And if you have a large one, it can cause severe pain. SEVERE PAIN.
And if they don't get enemas regularly (who does?) you can knock things loose in the intestines. OH BOY LOOK POOP COMING OUT WHEN WE HAVE SEX WEEE'
Yeah thanks, but no
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Vaginas bleed
anus does not, O wait nvm
Thats usually the result of a dshsb
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500699 - 11/21/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Because vagina to mouth isn't nearly as fulfilling as ass to mouth.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500713 - 11/21/09 06:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500717 - 11/21/09 06:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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so.......tempted.........to post.............scat 
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Shroomism
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If vaginas did not exist I would surely 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500725 - 11/21/09 06:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun)
 Stars are fun I must say
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500733 - 11/21/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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No way Im goin for the poophole if there is a perfectly good vagina just an inch away from it. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY. Ass smells bad and bad things come out of it. I heard this story about some guy shagging a girl in the ass and when he pulled his cock out he found a tomato flake. Or this other thing that if u pull out your dick really fast loads of shit will come out as a result of the drop in pressure.  enjoy sticking it in 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500736 - 11/21/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Stinky sweaty sex is definitely more appealing than the alternative. Besides the bible forbids it (no sodomy)
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Shroomism
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500740 - 11/21/09 06:05 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
You can't just 'remove' the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole.. because it does
Also, not all assholes are tight. They are by default. So are pussies. Pussies become loose by relentless pounding (BUT THEY REGAIN THEIR TIGHTNESS AFTER PERIODS OF REST). So do assholes become very loose by relentless pounding, but they don't recover as fast. Of course a loose asshole is much, much worse than a loose pussy, because then said person with loose asshole cannot properly control their bowel movements.
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