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 CASE STUDY: DSHSB
#11500578 - 11/21/09 05:43 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
To me, butt sex is a gross thing. That's the hole poop comes out of, in case you didn't know.
And females, have a PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA, so there's no excuse to go sticking it in the poop chute.
I could understand if you were a gay, then you don't really have the option of a nice vagina.
But DSHSB?!?! First of all, that is extremely inconsiderate! If you are going to smash anything, it should be loobed.
Secondly... PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA. I DEMAND RATIONALE! 
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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500591 - 11/21/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Vagina = 
Asshole =
Using Vagina + Asshole =
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500592 - 11/21/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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have you tried it?
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Shroomism
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Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement. And my dick smelled like poop afterwards. It was gross.
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lmfao at this thread title....i'll get back to you once i actually read the post
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500602 - 11/21/09 05:47 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement. And my dick smelled like poop afterwards. It was gross.
Did you ask the chick if it tasted like poop afterwards?
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the bizzle
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500610 - 11/21/09 05:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
To me, butt sex is a gross thing. That's the hole poop comes out of, in case you didn't know.
And females, have a PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA, so there's no excuse to go sticking it in the poop chute.
I could understand if you were a gay, then you don't really have the option of a nice vagina.
But DSHSB?!?! First of all, that is extremely inconsiderate! If you are going to smash anything, it should be loobed.
Secondly... PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA. I DEMAND RATIONALE!
perfectly good vagina. exactly 
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TheMushroomJesus said:
"Doesnt that actually make the most sense? These are intelligent beings that are capable of creating anything, including what you call 'science'. And the suicide cults are a sacrifice to these intelligent beings."
"If any of you knew about Applewhite you would know that he represented JESUS..as we all do. He believed he and all of us were jesus to the point he would kill himself to get the message out...while your here..typing away pointless thoughts on a website pretending to make a difference, when in reality, you will never come close to making as much of a difference as even Applewhite."
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Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500619 - 11/21/09 05:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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They are tighter for good reason!
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the bizzle
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500621 - 11/21/09 05:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Solemente said:
Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
so are ear canals and nostrils, but without the feces
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TheMushroomJesus said:
"Doesnt that actually make the most sense? These are intelligent beings that are capable of creating anything, including what you call 'science'. And the suicide cults are a sacrifice to these intelligent beings."
"If any of you knew about Applewhite you would know that he represented JESUS..as we all do. He believed he and all of us were jesus to the point he would kill himself to get the message out...while your here..typing away pointless thoughts on a website pretending to make a difference, when in reality, you will never come close to making as much of a difference as even Applewhite."
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Anyone care to tell me what DSHSB stands for?
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Shroomism
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DRY
SMASH
HER
SHIT
BOX
'tis a shroomery phenomenon
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Solemente
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Quote:
the bizzle said:
Quote:
Solemente said:
Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
so are ear canals and nostrils, but without the feces
I'm gonna have to try that one. I'd much rather have ear wax or mucus then poo on my member.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500630 - 11/21/09 05:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Solemente said:
Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
Let the record show........ yes butt holes are tighter than vagina's.
1 point butthole
1 point vagina(for not smelling like poop even though I'm curious as how one would be in the position to smell ones dick in the first place)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500633 - 11/21/09 05:51 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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anal sex in porn is not hot. i've always said, if some chick asked me to dshsb i would, but i think requesting or craving it is kinda gay.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500639 - 11/21/09 05:51 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Holy shit.
that is pretty.... IDK?
Well I asked.
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Solemente
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This thread is already a classic.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500643 - 11/21/09 05:52 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
And vaginas don't smell like poop, unless you DSHSB and then do it the "regular" way, in which case you are BEGGING for a brutal yeast infection. eww.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500647 - 11/21/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Vaginas make babies poop shoots do not
2 points butthole
1 point vagina.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500648 - 11/21/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Vaginas are overrated. The same argument "poop comes out of there" holds doubly worse as "babies covered with goo come out of vaginas".
To further illustrate my point, all assholes are tight while this does not hold true for vaginas.
The act of dry smashing is a little far fetched as you would probably flay your cock if you didn't at least spit on the ass or your cock first.
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much is not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
To quote the thinker and statesman Andrew Dice Clay "Q: Why are your eating my asshole. A: because your pussy tastes like shit"
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