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 CASE STUDY: DSHSB
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So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
To me, butt sex is a gross thing. That's the hole poop comes out of, in case you didn't know.
And females, have a PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA, so there's no excuse to go sticking it in the poop chute.
I could understand if you were a gay, then you don't really have the option of a nice vagina.
But DSHSB?!?! First of all, that is extremely inconsiderate! If you are going to smash anything, it should be loobed.
Secondly... PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA. I DEMAND RATIONALE! 
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 Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500591 - 11/21/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vagina = 
Asshole =
Using Vagina + Asshole =
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500592 - 11/21/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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have you tried it?
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Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement. And my dick smelled like poop afterwards. It was gross.
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lmfao at this thread title....i'll get back to you once i actually read the post
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500602 - 11/21/09 05:47 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement. And my dick smelled like poop afterwards. It was gross.
Did you ask the chick if it tasted like poop afterwards?
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500610 - 11/21/09 05:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
To me, butt sex is a gross thing. That's the hole poop comes out of, in case you didn't know.
And females, have a PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA, so there's no excuse to go sticking it in the poop chute.
I could understand if you were a gay, then you don't really have the option of a nice vagina.
But DSHSB?!?! First of all, that is extremely inconsiderate! If you are going to smash anything, it should be loobed.
Secondly... PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA. I DEMAND RATIONALE!
perfectly good vagina. exactly 
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Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500619 - 11/21/09 05:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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They are tighter for good reason!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500621 - 11/21/09 05:49 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
so are ear canals and nostrils, but without the feces
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Anyone care to tell me what DSHSB stands for?
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DRY
SMASH
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SHIT
BOX
'tis a shroomery phenomenon
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Quote:
the bizzle said:
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Solemente said:
Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
so are ear canals and nostrils, but without the feces
I'm gonna have to try that one. I'd much rather have ear wax or mucus then poo on my member.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500630 - 11/21/09 05:50 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Butt holes are tighter, just for the record.
Let the record show........ yes butt holes are tighter than vagina's.
1 point butthole
1 point vagina(for not smelling like poop even though I'm curious as how one would be in the position to smell ones dick in the first place)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500633 - 11/21/09 05:51 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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anal sex in porn is not hot. i've always said, if some chick asked me to dshsb i would, but i think requesting or craving it is kinda gay.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500639 - 11/21/09 05:51 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Holy shit.
that is pretty.... IDK?
Well I asked.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11500643 - 11/21/09 05:52 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
And vaginas don't smell like poop, unless you DSHSB and then do it the "regular" way, in which case you are BEGGING for a brutal yeast infection. eww.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500647 - 11/21/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vaginas make babies poop shoots do not
2 points butthole
1 point vagina.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500648 - 11/21/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Vaginas are overrated. The same argument "poop comes out of there" holds doubly worse as "babies covered with goo come out of vaginas".
To further illustrate my point, all assholes are tight while this does not hold true for vaginas.
The act of dry smashing is a little far fetched as you would probably flay your cock if you didn't at least spit on the ass or your cock first.
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much is not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
To quote the thinker and statesman Andrew Dice Clay "Q: Why are your eating my asshole. A: because your pussy tastes like shit"
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500654 - 11/21/09 05:54 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500660 - 11/21/09 05:55 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated. The same argument "poop comes out of there" holds doubly worse as "babies covered with goo come out of vaginas".
To further illustrate my point, all assholes are tight while this does not hold true for vaginas.
The act of dry smashing is a little far fetched as you would probably flay your cock if you didn't at least spit on the ass or your cock first.
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much is not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
To quote the thinker and statesman Andrew Dice Clay "Q: Why are your eating my asshole. A: because your pussy tastes like shit"
indeed.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500668 - 11/21/09 05:56 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500675 - 11/21/09 05:56 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
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Quote:
the bizzle said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
The "perfectly good vagina" argument is fail.
I smoke weed. It's perfectly good. Guess what, I like to eat LSD too, even though I have perfectly good weed. It's even better because they're usually found in the same place and they both make each other more fun
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Quote:
the bizzle said:
Quote:
Shroomism said:
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
Using Alephs theory it is true, vaginas are not always perfectly good
3 points butthole
1 point vagina.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500681 - 11/21/09 05:57 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've always thought men being scared of any part of the female anatomy was a little homo. 
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Guys guys, please. Can't we just love all holes indiscriminately?
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Vaginas make babies poop shoots do not
2 points butthole
1 point vagina.
babies are not waste. FAIL. imagine living in a world without vaginas, people would get way to creative with the anus out of boredom. perhaps the answers you seek have been there all along. vagina is the yin to the anal yang, and all is one.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500693 - 11/21/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I just say it to sound cool on the interwebs and fit in.
Shop for: Monistat, Buttseks
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I'm not scared, I'd just rather not have butt juices all over my penis.
And if you have a large one, it can cause severe pain. SEVERE PAIN.
And if they don't get enemas regularly (who does?) you can knock things loose in the intestines. OH BOY LOOK POOP COMING OUT WHEN WE HAVE SEX WEEE'
Yeah thanks, but no
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Vaginas bleed
anus does not, O wait nvm
Thats usually the result of a dshsb
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500699 - 11/21/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Because vagina to mouth isn't nearly as fulfilling as ass to mouth.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500713 - 11/21/09 06:01 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Shroomism said:
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Aleph1 said:
Vaginas are overrated.
Be gay then. I think vaginas are underrated!
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500717 - 11/21/09 06:01 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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so.......tempted.........to post.............scat 
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If vaginas did not exist I would surely 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500725 - 11/21/09 06:02 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun)
 Stars are fun I must say
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500733 - 11/21/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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No way Im goin for the poophole if there is a perfectly good vagina just an inch away from it. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY. Ass smells bad and bad things come out of it. I heard this story about some guy shagging a girl in the ass and when he pulled his cock out he found a tomato flake. Or this other thing that if u pull out your dick really fast loads of shit will come out as a result of the drop in pressure.  enjoy sticking it in 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500736 - 11/21/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Stinky sweaty sex is definitely more appealing than the alternative. Besides the bible forbids it (no sodomy)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500740 - 11/21/09 06:05 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
You can't just 'remove' the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole.. because it does
Also, not all assholes are tight. They are by default. So are pussies. Pussies become loose by relentless pounding (BUT THEY REGAIN THEIR TIGHTNESS AFTER PERIODS OF REST). So do assholes become very loose by relentless pounding, but they don't recover as fast. Of course a loose asshole is much, much worse than a loose pussy, because then said person with loose asshole cannot properly control their bowel movements.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500752 - 11/21/09 06:07 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mmm, the lasagna I just ate tasted so much better after
reading this thread.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Jair]
#11500757 - 11/21/09 06:08 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mmm, the lasagna I just ate tasted so much better after
reading this thread.
I just had spaghetti, wait nm
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
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I'm not scared, I'd just rather not have butt juices all over my penis.
And if you have a large one, it can cause severe pain. SEVERE PAIN.
And if they don't get enemas regularly (who does?) you can knock things loose in the intestines. OH BOY LOOK POOP COMING OUT WHEN WE HAVE SEX WEEE'
Yeah thanks, but no
Well is true shit can stick to the head of your cock even with the cleanest woman, no a big deal (uncommon) and I usually crack up when it happens. Afterward just rince off in sink and continue.
Because of this though it is necessary to have sex with lights on, you don't want to go ass to mouth if you have shit on your member. And if you do you probably would have lights on anyway(and camera rolling)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500774 - 11/21/09 06:11 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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My point is, if given the choice between nice wet pussy and tight asshole I can't even fit my dick in, I am going for nice wet pussy... everytime.
Vaginas are MEANT to stretch. That's how babies head can fit through them. It's all like elasticy and stuff.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500790 - 11/21/09 06:14 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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My point is, if given the choice between nice wet pussy and tight asshole I can't even fit my dick in, I am going for nice wet pussy... everytime.
Vaginas are MEANT to stretch. That's how babies head can fit through them.
Okay we got it. U like pussy better than ass. So do I.
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PERFECTLY GOOD VAGINA
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Removing the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole lets explore the aesthetics of both the vagina and asshole.
Vagina- Resembles the opening of a cantaloupe after someone kicked it,also is covered with curly hair
Ass- tight wet hole that is star shaped(star=fun), no fur. Is protected by tight buns( breasts close cousin)
You can't just 'remove' the connotation that shit comes out of an asshole.. because it does
Also, not all assholes are tight. They are by default. So are pussies. Pussies become loose by relentless pounding (BUT THEY REGAIN THEIR TIGHTNESS AFTER PERIODS OF REST). So do assholes become very loose by relentless pounding, but they don't recover as fast. Of course a loose asshole is much, much worse than a loose pussy, because then said person with loose asshole cannot properly control their bowel movements.
removing it for sake of comparing the way both of them look. Just isolating the appearance for this. Removing connotation of vaginal discharge and blood.
Assholes are freakishly elastic, you can be elbow deep and the next day you can't fit your pinky in. (This is why I believe in God)
True regular anal sex makes one fart more without any control. In some cases people have less control over bowels, but this is only if they are exercising or under some strain.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500810 - 11/21/09 06:18 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll take your word for it. I'm no butt expert. Less control over bowels doesn't sound very cool though
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500817 - 11/21/09 06:19 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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so does mouth come in this at all because sometimes im glad to give up pussy for a nice blowjob
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
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Also asses are not affected by menstruation, in other words there is not 1 week a month of downtime.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500827 - 11/21/09 06:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Downtime? That week I just renew my red wings membership 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
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I'll take your word for it. I'm no butt expert. Less control over bowels doesn't sound very cool though
No definitely not arguing that. Im sure women who take it in the ass carry a spare pair on panties in their bag( would be interesting to see a study of this)
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500830 - 11/21/09 06:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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thats just gross
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500848 - 11/21/09 06:24 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll take menstrual blood over poop
U got a good point here.
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thats the irony of it.
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Shroomism
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Blood is only a couple days a month. Poop is forever.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500861 - 11/21/09 06:26 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Blood is only a couple days a month. Poop is forever.
Tell me, what induced this thread?
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Shroomism
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DSHSB
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500868 - 11/21/09 06:27 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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sprinkle some DMT on your dick and THEN DSHSB!!
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DeathCompany
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500872 - 11/21/09 06:28 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Poop is forever.
We could poop back and fourth forever
))<==>((
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Aleph1
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500882 - 11/21/09 06:31 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well if you climax in the ass and don't pull out prior then the poop is neither seen nor heard. According to this the poop is only an issue AFTER sex and therefore can be disregarded for describing the sex itself.
Also it depends how hard and deep you go, of course smashing a shit box will almost always result in the event of shit appearing. But there is a rainbow to this storm when she says "You fucked the shit out of me!" 
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11500889 - 11/21/09 06:32 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i thought girls didnt poop
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500892 - 11/21/09 06:32 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Wet Squish Her Vag Slot!
WSHVS!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500895 - 11/21/09 06:33 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
So I'm curious if you've ever actually DSHSB or do you just say that to sound cool on the intraweb.
it's also pretty cool to say it IRL in response to all of someone else's problems
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Quote:
Deltron3030 said:
i thought girls didnt poop
They don't.... do they? No no, that's just not possible.
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I want nothing to do with anything involving my penis and shit. That's just unsanitary and gross. I have right to my opinion and preferences damn it. 
If i was gay i would do a lot of skull fucking.
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Aleph1
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Quote:
Deltron3030 said:
i thought girls didnt poop
Well only the ones outside North America
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11500940 - 11/21/09 06:42 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
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cashus
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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500966 - 11/21/09 06:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
cashus said:
Quote:
claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
yeah i've heard a lot of similar stories..girl's parent's are out of town and her and the bf are doing it on the bed and she shits EVERYWHERE. she blames it on the dogs and they get put to sleep 
SEE WHAT ANAL SEX DOES!! IT KILLS DOGS!!!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500968 - 11/21/09 06:49 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
cashus said:hvaing sex with her cousin
New question, would you have sex with your cousin if she/ he was really hot?
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Deltron3030
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Quote:
claraclairvoyant said:
Quote:
cashus said:
Quote:
claraclairvoyant said:
some guy made a post before about pissing out a poop noodle after anal..god dammit that's not an image i want. i've heard way too many anal horror stories to ever wanna go there.
oo god eww my ex gf told me a story about how her friend was hvaing sex with her cousin and he like hit a nerve or something while fucking here and she liek sprayed his dick and the bed with liquid shit
yeah i've heard a lot of similar stories..girl's parent's are out of town and her and the bf are doing it on the bed and she shits EVERYWHERE. she blames it on the dogs and they get put to sleep
SEE WHAT ANAL SEX DOES!! IT KILLS DOGS!!!
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cashus
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11500982 - 11/21/09 06:52 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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depends on how close of a cousin she is as in like if she is like almost directly related then no if not then yes
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pseudonym88
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501154 - 11/21/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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this thread amused me and i enjoyed reading it.
for the record, it does bloody hurt, for several days afterwards, it can cause bleeding and dicks probably do smell of shit afterwards tho ive never had the misfortune of having to smell/taste it afterwards
i would agree with the sentiment that i have a perfectly good vagina. and if ur dicks big ur not going anywhere near my behind! oh, and period time is just a good excuse for shower sex
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Shroomism
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I knew I could count on the chicks to agree!
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Quote:
pseudonym88 said:oh, and period time is just a good excuse for shower sex
True that, I've never complained.
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CuriousOyster
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Solemente]
#11501384 - 11/21/09 08:12 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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vaginas = warm soft furry self lubricating
kittens = warm soft furry . . . self lubricating?
vaginas = kittens!!!
and who doesn't love kittens?
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ShockValue
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501482 - 11/21/09 08:33 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I dunno man. My wife cums so hard with my dick in her ass, a vibrator in her cunt and my fingers on her clit.
Who am I to say no to this?
P.S. If you're boring in bed, thats fine, but don't judge those who like to use a body to it's full potential.
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bossocto
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501547 - 11/21/09 08:48 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I stopped reading halfway thru page 2 but damn, lots of you are defending stickin ya dick in the shit hole 
gives me some  
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Shroomism
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Quote:
ShockValue said:
P.S. If you're boring in bed, thats fine, but don't judge those who like to use a body to it's full potential.
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ToolTroll
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11501555 - 11/21/09 08:50 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aleph1 said:
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much if not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
Is this true?
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bossocto
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: ToolTroll]
#11501558 - 11/21/09 08:51 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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no
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: bossocto]
#11501570 - 11/21/09 08:52 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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For the record; If both parties are down more power to them but it's never something Ive wanted to be involved in.
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supra
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11501571 - 11/21/09 08:52 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Yes, a couple times. I didn't see the excitement.
i totally agree with this. I tried it a few times, and found that i like vagina more, it just feels right.
peace
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Aleph1
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: ToolTroll]
#11501655 - 11/21/09 09:08 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
ToolTroll said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
After penetration occurs the ass produces as much if not more lubricating fluid than a vagina.
Is this true?
Sure it does, imagine having to shit all day. You body recognizes what it going on, produces and releases more fluids so it can continue. The same thing is triggered with cock in ass.
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11501672 - 11/21/09 09:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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The only anal lubrication that comes to my mind is diarrhea.
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Madtowntripper
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Anal Mucus!
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i just put it in a little, like 20 minutes ago. i would never dry smash a shit box, but i sure approve of smashing a properly prepared shit box
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cashus
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Quote:
Madtowntripper said:
Anal Mucus!
hahahaha why am i thinking about like slugs
what a great thread to read when u wanna have a quick laugh
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Dystopia
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11504417 - 11/22/09 12:35 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I inadvertently dry-smashed an ex's shitbox.
It wasn't pleasant. My wiener tore a little and I'm very, very happy it didn't get infected.
But anal is awesome.
Shockvalue brings up a good point.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11504520 - 11/22/09 12:52 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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My ex let me do it twice (we were a bit tipsy both times). We used plenty of lube but apparently she was supposed to sit on it for a while to get some stretch-age, which we didn't do, so I got a few pumps in before she told me she wanted it out.
You live and learn... I didn't end up with a brown condom either..
It was more of a dark green color.. HAHAHA j/k j/k
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Dystopia
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Newbie]
#11504529 - 11/22/09 12:53 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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lol duck shit
Anyway
For those of you in this thread that are actually into anal, have your girl sit down for awhile. It makes the poo retract further up the large intestine.
True story, Playboy Advisor FTW!
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Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all by reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Newbie]
#11504540 - 11/22/09 12:55 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Typically the crap is stored far enough up the body that your dick shouldn't ever touch it. Unless of course she's pushin, or really has to go 
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Aleph1
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From my experience the shit everyone is freaking out about isn't a big deal at all. 99/100 times it isn't an issue, when it is there is just tiny bit caught under the head of the cock.
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Dank_Trichome
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Just stopping by to make the point that the butt is warmer than the vag.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11504630 - 11/22/09 01:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Who really cares?
I mean, come on guys, whether you like it or not you've shit your pants once in your life (post-diapers). What's the big deal? If you're gonna fuck a woman in the ass and then freak out about a little poop you're far over your head.
Are you the same guys that get grossed out when you get a pube or a tiny bit of toilet paper in your mouth when you're eating a woman out? Or is it too disgusting to be sticking your face between a woman's legs?
Man up, guys, jeeze. I thought *I* was a pussy.
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Still gold-tinted, her face like our night stars,
Drawing unto her; her body beaten about the flame,
Wounded by the flaring spear of love,
My first of all by reason of her fresh years,
Then is my heart buried alive in snow.
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cashus
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Dystopia]
#11504798 - 11/22/09 01:40 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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hair i don't care but fucking toilet paper lol wtf
yae that would be such a turn off right there
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Shroomism
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11504946 - 11/22/09 02:11 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'M NOT SCARED OF POOP.
I just think its gross. My point stands! Opinion... unchanged!
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cashus
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11505039 - 11/22/09 02:30 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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so what if its was like orange soda that came out of the ass would u pound the ass then
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Shroomism
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11505046 - 11/22/09 02:31 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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hell yes!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11505053 - 11/22/09 02:32 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck orange soda. Either an alcohol or caffiene infused beverage.
I'd toss salad all day for that.
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cashus
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ooo i would put my mouth on that ass every day
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Yacub
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11505180 - 11/22/09 02:57 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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This thread should be made sticky. 
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Envix
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Yacub]
#11505198 - 11/22/09 03:01 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm eating a burrito right now.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Envix]
#11505249 - 11/22/09 03:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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females have a perfectly good vagina???
some do yes, but most do not.
Never fucked a gal in tha bum but it is something i definately look foward too.
Poo is pretty gross, but im sure i could tolerate it at least till i bust then run to the shower. Or just fuck in the shower to make things easier
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samba_lightning
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11505748 - 11/22/09 04:29 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
cashus said:
so what if its was like orange soda that came out of the ass would u pound the ass then
Who loves orange soda, kel loves orange soda
I havnt had the pleasure of performing anal yet, but it's something i wanna try Then i'll get back to you guys.
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DeathCompany
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: cashus]
#11506015 - 11/22/09 05:07 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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cashus said:
ooo i would put my mouth on that ass every day
Id find a way to suck the orange soda out of my own ass. Put that shit on tap.
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Ok so i have read this "hole" thread and my 2 cents say. I havent the right to judge anyone on thier sexual exploits, but I firmly belive that the anus is an exit only.
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I used to DS my ex's SB - theres pics in OTD somewhere of it. Go look if youre interested haha.
She loved it, she'd have me pull out then suck my dick. Then stick it back in her SB then shed suck it again. She'd also pull my fingers out of her vag and suck my fingers. She was a dirty girl 
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SmittysPawnShop
Ole Hipster
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Platinum]
#11506449 - 11/22/09 06:10 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Did you kiss this girl? If so I a m a lil disturbed.
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Platinum]
#11506479 - 11/22/09 06:16 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Sounds unsanitary.
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
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She sounds like shes secretly into scat.
Did you ever try to poo on her sweater puppies?
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SmittysPawnShop
Ole Hipster
Registered: 02/17/08
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sweater puppies. And today I have learned yet a new way to reference boobies.
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
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boobies just sounds funny lol.
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blazenn
rawdog the whale.
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MisterMuscaria
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It took me a minute to figure that one out.
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Aleph1
Dasein
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Ass to mouth is surprisingly safe, so many times I expected us to both get hepatitis but nothing. When eating ass or kissing after A2M there is no smell or taste of shit, shit coming from ass does not imply the ass is void of its own character.
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pseudonym88
globes of joy
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Quote:
Dank_Trichome said:
Just stopping by to make the point that the butt is warmer than the vag.
not sure about that. the ice definitely melted faster in the vagina in my experience
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Aleph1
Dasein
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Funny story, a while back ago I was eating grapes out of my girlfriend's ass and it dawned on me that if she shit on my face I would probably be locked up in a sanitarium for life or at least until I overdosed on the meds.
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DeathCompany
Oneironaut
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Aleph1]
#11506808 - 11/22/09 06:53 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Funny story, a while back ago I was eating grapes out of my girlfriend's ass and it dawned on me that if she shit on my face I would probably be locked up in a sanitarium for life or at least until I overdosed on the meds.
Nah you'd probably just get a boner.
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Aleph1
Dasein
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Quote:
DeathCompany said:
Quote:
Aleph1 said:
Funny story, a while back ago I was eating grapes out of my girlfriend's ass and it dawned on me that if she shit on my face I would probably be locked up in a sanitarium for life or at least until I overdosed on the meds.
Nah you'd probably just get a boner.
Probably, would suck if that was only thing that could turn you on after that.
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yogabunny
Sillypants McFuzzyfluff
Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 6,178
Loc: rearranging reality
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11506830 - 11/22/09 06:57 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said:
Downtime? That week I just renew my red wings membership
gold star!!!
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ShockValue
Because, ShockValue.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: yogabunny]
#11507492 - 11/22/09 08:47 PM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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I love some of you sick fuckers. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that I'm not alone 
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yogabunny
Sillypants McFuzzyfluff
Registered: 11/01/09
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amen!
while i do not particularly enjoy anal play, more power to you and those who do!
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Platinum
Psychonautical Engineer
Registered: 06/04/08
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Quote:
SmittysPawnShop said:
Did you kiss this girl? If so I a m a lil disturbed.
 its happened a time or two whilst under the influence of alcohol what can i say.
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In(di)go
People of the sun.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#11509061 - 11/23/09 04:13 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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i've tried it about 3 times... it is definitely an experience... and while i enjoyed it, i never really felt completely comfortable doing it... i mean i wouldn't push a girl into doing anal, but if she wants it, i'm in...
that being said i definitely use lots of lube and a condom...
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shponglecybin
Stranger
Registered: 09/04/08
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: In(di)go]
#11509080 - 11/23/09 04:34 AM (2 years, 2 months ago) |
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if you want to keep your fourskin intact have your fun in the designated play area.
i did know a girl one time that loved it in the ass,but she was feuled by amphetamines and a hornbag in to the bargain.
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Doc_T
Random Dude
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I'm bumping this thread for the greater glory of the OMC.
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Rocker232
Stranger
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Quote:
Olympus Mons said:
anal sex in porn is not hot. i've always said, if some chick asked me to dshsb i would, but i think requesting or craving it is kinda gay.
Gay? How is it gay? Its a tighter hole. Its fucking the same chick with the same feminine ass except your dick feels much better.
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morrowasted
faster than the speed of stupid
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Rocker232]
#13447533 - 11/07/10 08:15 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I like buttsex, but not dry
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fapjack
Slap my sack
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Doc_T]
#13447565 - 11/07/10 08:25 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Can you please change your avatar.
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morrowasted
faster than the speed of stupid
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: fapjack]
#13447587 - 11/07/10 08:29 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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me?
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AntiEverything
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i love a good DSHSB
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fapjack
Slap my sack
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No, the person with boxy in his avatar.
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Doc_T
Random Dude
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: fapjack]
#13447621 - 11/07/10 08:37 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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Done.
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morrowasted
faster than the speed of stupid
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Doc_T]
#13447629 - 11/07/10 08:38 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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lol
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circularvortex
Bass Head
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Ahh, teh butt secks.
I've done it a few times. Smells like poop. I think with the right girl it would be super enjoyable, but I haven't yet found one who's super into it.
The first time I tried it it lead to blood and the girl crying 
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By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
  
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destructo_low
Oh yeah!
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#13447833 - 11/07/10 09:37 AM (1 year, 3 months ago) |
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I have tried it a few times. Always giving, never receiving. The first time I had drank an entire Mad Dog 20 20 in under thirty minutes, and drank some vodka as well. We were in her bedroom fucking, but her mom was getting suspicious because it was quiet and right across the hall. She texted her mom that we would go into the living room to watch tv then. Instead we brought the covers to the kitchen, and started fucking on them in the floor. After about ten or twenty minutes of fucking, I'm not sure if I mentioned anal or if she did, but she grabbed my dick and guided it in. The next day she texted me and said it hurt alil at first, but was enjoyable after that.
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Re: CASE STUDY: DSHSB [Re: Shroomism]
#14023395 - 02/24/11 11:07 PM (11 months, 13 days ago) |
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sorry i bumped a year old thread, but theres anlot of 10ers and 11ers who probably havnt seen this
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Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." -
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circularvortex
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I got a post that said DSHSB deleted 
I thought it was quite appropriate.
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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Bodhi of Ankou
Wanna rate me? Troll journal
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Sui just doesnt understand 
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circularvortex
Bass Head
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Every post I've ever had deleted it seems like the mod just didn't get what I was trying to say
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
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lil_demented
Neighborhood friendly DEA Agent
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Quote:
circularvortex said:
I got a post that said DSHSB deleted
I thought it was quite appropriate.
I remember that post.
I thought it was perfectly called for and a particularly novel idea.
That was a pretty funny thread, thanks for bumping it up there I guess.
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