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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11495339 - 11/20/09 06:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Regardless, asking for butthole licks isn't exactly a sure-shot way to get a girl.




really? it worked for me.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Neuron]
    #11495341 - 11/20/09 06:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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not a huge feat considering how fucked up he is half the time.




True, but it made me feel good about myself, especially since he never admitted to being wrong; validating his error.

But, whatever. He's a smart guy and pretty good at math, so I gave myself brownie points.

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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11495345 - 11/20/09 06:43 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
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meatcakeman said:
Regardless, asking for butthole licks isn't exactly a sure-shot way to get a girl.




really? it worked for me.





You asked for it.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11495377 - 11/20/09 06:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Man, you've got to define 'smart'.

He's got terrible judgment(e.g. his handling of cockroaches, his ignorance of his ex-gf cheating on him when I suggested it a few times in his relationship, and him flunking out of one of his math classes cuz he wasn't prepared, while I warned him it would happen).

So, he's good at math, so what? He's not willing to put-forth the time to practice it, just does his best at memorizing formulas and knowing how to apply them. Doesn't mean much, IMO. He's such an addict, I can't envision him going far in his teaching career- something's bound to happen, and he'll lose his license.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Neuron]
    #11495395 - 11/20/09 06:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

are you guys being serious? this is :seriousbusiness:
stop getting all butthurt over someone's satirically exaggerated online persona.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11495399 - 11/20/09 06:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

O_O

i thought you said "pics" not "licks".

butthole licks is like a huge invasion of privacy.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Envix]
    #11495401 - 11/20/09 06:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Envix said:
are you guys being serious? this is :seriousbusiness:
stop getting all butthurt over someone's satirically exaggerated online persona.




I'm not talking about his online persona. I know him personally- he lives 1.6 miles away from me and we go to the same school, so I'm allowed to have my opinion.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Neuron]
    #11495408 - 11/20/09 06:56 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Whatever. It's not like he's a kid anymore.
What he does in life is up to him. It seems like you still have some sentimental attachment to him. Sadly, you have no influence over his life; only he does.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11495420 - 11/20/09 06:58 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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O_O

i thought you said "pics" not "licks".

butthole licks is like a huge invasion of privacy.



Yah it does not sound the least bit enjoyable for either party.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11495444 - 11/20/09 07:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Whatever. It's not like he's a kid anymore.
What he does in life is up to him. It seems like you still have some sentimental attachment to him. Sadly, you have no influence over his life; only he does.




I truly think Coaster is a good guy, he's got a good heart, but is on the wrong path. He doesn't think so- but don't drugs bring out the most denial in us?

If you caught me dropping X every weekend and asked if I had a problem, I'd have laughed in your face and reminded you I was 17. It took a few years to grow out of that stage, and managed a straight path at 20. I still do pods every now and then, smoke a few hits, but I have my priorities in check.

I think people can healthily incorporate drugs into their lifestyle without letting them define who they are- of course, that's their freedom to do so if they choose. BUT, that doesn't block me from making my rational predictions, and so far he's got 4/4 affirmed.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #11495496 - 11/20/09 07:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

i have had my butthole licked before, it just kind of happened and really bugged me out. needless to say, the relationship ended a few months after that, not for that reason but it was obviously not meant to be.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11495566 - 11/20/09 07:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

BTo each her own lysergicacidic sloth, I have been with girls who were completely cool with gettin their shitter licked and some liked it


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495573 - 11/20/09 07:22 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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BTo each her own lysergicacidic sloth, I have been with girls who were completely cool with gettin their shitter licked and some liked it





hows it taste man?

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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495574 - 11/20/09 07:22 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, I would never lick a girl's butthole. :facepalm:

But, I would, however, put my dick in one. :evil:


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #11495595 - 11/20/09 07:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

but you're complaining about it on the internet. wouldn't it be best to just ignore it all together if you really dislike the kid?
but I guess that'd be hard to do if you're always seeing him around.


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495603 - 11/20/09 07:28 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Wow neuron what a great friend. Always critsizing and judging coasters life style. He lucky coaster is so nice and chill if I were coast I wulda ben like fuck u neuron long ago


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #11495648 - 11/20/09 07:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Dude, I would never lick a girl's butthole. :facepalm:

But, I would, however, put my dick in one. :evil:


u eat pussy rite meat? Think bout it man a girls shithole is like a half inch way from her pussy. Girl takes a shit pulls her pants back up walkn around shit particles are bound to get in the puss no doubt. U eat the pussy its basicly no dif the analingus brah


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495671 - 11/20/09 07:39 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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But, I would, however, put my dick in one. :evil:


u eat pussy rite meat? Think bout it man a girls shithole is like a half inch way from her pussy. Girl takes a shit pulls her pants back up walkn around shit particles are bound to get in the puss no doubt. U eat the pussy its basicly no dif the analingus brah




:puke: how can anyone enjoy that?



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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495677 - 11/20/09 07:40 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

wait... know what i just relized?

the topic of "skinniest shroomite?" has turned into "do you lick ass hole?"



:dudewtf:


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Re: skinniest shroomite? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11495698 - 11/20/09 07:43 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Quote:

meatcakeman said:
Dude, I would never lick a girl's butthole. :facepalm:

But, I would, however, put my dick in one. :evil:


u eat pussy rite meat? Think bout it man a girls shithole is like a half inch way from her pussy. Girl takes a shit pulls her pants back up walkn around shit particles are bound to get in the puss no doubt. U eat the pussy its basicly no dif the analingus brah



you left out the "wipe" step :lol:


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