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 The Chronic
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 Healthy Bowel Movements?
#11478526 - 11/18/09 12:16 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I love taking a huge dump, i find that brown rice, parsnips & brocoli help things run especially smoothly for me
Also chewing food alot before swallowing, chewing food alot also gives you a real feeling of what your eating aswell
What helps your bowel make its movements?
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 Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11478963 - 11/18/09 01:31 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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The Chronic
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: Solemente]
#11479066 - 11/18/09 01:51 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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The thread is about healthy bowel movements 
Nothing made me shit like doing a line of cocaine, but i wouldn't consider it healthy
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ChiefGreenLeaf
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11479084 - 11/18/09 01:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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drinking shit tons of ionized water on an empty stomach, first thing in the morning
and
oats, museli
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The Chronic
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Oats, good call 
mmm i gotta make some flapjacks 
I think vegetables are underestimated as a digestive
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A cup of joe in the morning, and a diet with unprocessed and unmanufactured foods - keeps me extremely regular.
The only time i "keep shit in my body" is when i am sleeping. I regularly shit after meals. I also usually shit 2 to 4x before leaving the house in the morning.
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meams
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: PDU]
#11479179 - 11/18/09 02:09 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I wake up every morning between 7:30-8:30 a.m. and have to shit immediately. Like fucking clockwork. THey're not always healthy, but they're regular - and regular is synonomous with healthy
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The Chronic
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: meams]
#11479265 - 11/18/09 02:23 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I consider healthy - firm, but with easy exit
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11479429 - 11/18/09 02:48 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmm, i dont think firm is necessarily necessary to be healthy.
Once i stopped eating meat and dairy like i used to, my movements became loose, but not diarhea like.
Never constipated at all - easy out!
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The Chronic
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: PDU]
#11479514 - 11/18/09 02:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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What i mean by firm, is not diarhea 
A good dump wipes itself 
I noticed that when i was living wild for a while, when you squat, you need not wipe
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11480038 - 11/18/09 04:02 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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there is nothing like a coffee-lubed shit, i must say
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meams
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11480182 - 11/18/09 04:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chronic777 said:
What i mean by firm, is not diarhea
A good dump wipes itself
I noticed that when i was living wild for a while, when you squat, you need not wipe
I dunno. I don't get enough veggies or fiber, and my shits are pretty loose on those strings of days where I dont get my proper veggie portionsss
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11480212 - 11/18/09 04:24 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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I recall taking a Med Doc pill and waiting over an hour to come up.
I cranked one out and as soon as it slid out,I came up out of my head.
I know many people who this has happened to. "Buzzing shits are the best!". 
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11481935 - 11/18/09 08:10 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chronic777 said:
I noticed that when i was living wild for a while, when you squat, you need not wipe
100% fact
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11483049 - 11/18/09 10:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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psylium husk, almonds, and coffee.
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11483122 - 11/18/09 10:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Acidopholus pearls
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misfitdeviate
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Quote:
ChiefGreenLeaf said:
oats, museli
haha, museli! my wife loved that stuff and always wanted me to eat it; its ok... it does have that fiber though
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eligal
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: The Chronic]
#11491233 - 11/20/09 05:47 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Chronic777 said:
A good dump wipes itself
True dat!
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: eligal]
#11491281 - 11/20/09 06:00 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Healthy Bowel Movements? [Re: Me_Roy]
#11491378 - 11/20/09 06:34 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Youre gonna have to pay for those kinda pics...
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