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 World Spirit
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 Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Purple_spore]
#11472656 - 11/17/09 08:10 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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...your idea of making eye contact includes looking on the lawn for mushrooms. 
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 psylosymonreturns
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Purple_spore]
#11472660 - 11/17/09 08:11 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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you dont have a wood chipping machine so you sit there all night with a knife carving away at alder branches.
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Fahkface
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Purple_spore]
#11472662 - 11/17/09 08:11 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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... taking a walk with your new found girlfriend and keep looking at the ground, although you have a permanent complaint about a lack of attention ringing in your ear.
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masspan
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Fahkface]
#11473063 - 11/17/09 09:52 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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...all of your non-mushroom enthusiast family or friends gets scared when you want to cook for them.
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DannyGlick
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: masspan]
#11473263 - 11/17/09 10:30 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
masspan said:
...all of your non-mushroom enthusiast family or friends gets scared when you want to cook for them.
My family always asks "You're sure these aren't going to kill us, right?" 
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masspan
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: DannyGlick]
#11473275 - 11/17/09 10:32 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
My family always asks "You're sure these aren't going to kill us, right?"
me too, verbatim
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wood_stones
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: masspan]
#11473313 - 11/17/09 10:45 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know you're an addict when you get a cold from slowly walking in the wet weather!
Any other pace would keep my body warm enough!
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noobieshroomie
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: wood_stones]
#11473355 - 11/17/09 10:55 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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when you go to the store for food
and end up leaving with jars,lids micropore tape,alcohol,oust,ect...
-noobie-
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Best Thread Ever
CapZilla said:
not sure what GE and FAE are but i should probably get some.
Citric said:
Your signature is wrong on colonization temps!
GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE
EXPERIENCE COMES FROM BAD JUDGMENT
ROOM TEMP 70-75 IS BEST FOR COLONIZATION
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canid
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: dicky21]
#11473441 - 11/17/09 11:12 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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when all your hiking clothes are differentially worn at the knees from kneeling on the ground, under bushes, etc.
when you have spore stains on your light clothing from absently wiping your hands after picking.
when you intentionally spore print your clothing from a desire to spread a cloud of spores everywhere you go [ like my hoodie, or my old hat i used to pick mushrooms in]
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: canid]
#11473558 - 11/17/09 11:38 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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You know you're an addict when your pickin' hand is scratched up from black berries!
I'm not bitchin one bit though!
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canid
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: wood_stones]
#11473569 - 11/17/09 11:40 AM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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haha, my knuckles and forearms are scraped up from blackberry and briar right now aswell.
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masspan
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: canid]
#11473903 - 11/17/09 12:37 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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...you have the ability to alter photographs digitally to make yourself look like the most mac-daddiest collector ever, but don't, out of fear of bringing down way too much heat on yourself and then someone knocks at the door and.................
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canid
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: masspan]
#11473914 - 11/17/09 12:38 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha!
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: canid]
#11473924 - 11/17/09 12:40 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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....it's canid, then everything is ok 
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Liberty King
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: canid]
#11474183 - 11/17/09 01:15 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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WOW incredible thread Dicky! 
So many good ones... I love it!... "Lord Mayo" beat me to the punch with "you think how you would transform your backyard into a mushroom wonderland if you owned the property" 
Anyway You know you're addicted when.....
- You're 2 hours away from home and it's getting dark, when you finally find a patch...Instead of continuing to hitch-hike you build a "Lean-to" and end up getting frost bite but still pick all morning
- Every time your "Girlfriend" suggests a trip you devise a reason why you it would be more enjoyable if you went to see a certain place (Knowing damn well in your own mind that Mushrooms grow there)
- While you're having a great day hunting you're already planning how to get a sick day off work the next!
- Even after drinking all night and partying with old friends you awake at 6am (2 hours after you passed out) and head to your favorite field.
- While hooked up to an oxygen mask in hospital you arrange to have your friends break you out because they found the first patch of the season!
- You find some "perfect" Libs at a camp and seriously debate quitting your job an living in the woods!
- Knowing that the Cop Station lawn is the best Lib Location ever but is monitored by cameras... You get a mask and wear all black just to do a late night "Grab and go"
- You devise a night picking system involving attaching a flashlight to one hand and crawling around under a dark blanket, also known as Jawa Style! (Thanks Whoever!)
- As a child, you tie your sheets together and do a "jailbreak" from the 3rd floor of your granma's house just so you can hunt!
Lmao... God these are gonna just keep popping in my brain now!... Thanks a ton Dicky... very entertaining! 
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psylosymonreturns
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Liberty King]
#11474294 - 11/17/09 01:30 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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hahaha i went picking the day after helloween after 2 hours sleep!!
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canid
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: Liberty King]
#11474305 - 11/17/09 01:32 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
"Lord Mayo" beat me to the punch with "you think how you would transform your backyard into a mushroom wonderland if you owned the property"
i did that to my rental in san francisco.
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mattianyb
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: canid]
#11474339 - 11/17/09 01:38 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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-you stay up all night to just go hunting cuz u werent able to that day
-when u make excuses to g places even though the true reason is becuase u want to find mushrooms
-when u visit your parents and ur mom and u go to the store and she asks if u wanna stay in the car or come in, and u stay in the car becuase u spotted a mushroom on the woodchips out your window
-when you get excited and then relize its just a stupid leaf
-when u ditch a party to just go hunting
-when u have spent over 24 hours researching onthe computer and your text books
-when u are hunting and you costantly say a name of a mushroom to the point that you wanna kill yourself because u cant stop saying it in your head
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[quote]Bretdaniel said:
Any idea's what they might be? Think any are eatable?[/quote]
everything i post on this site is fake, i never partake in illegal activities.
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mattianyb
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: mattianyb]
#11474358 - 11/17/09 01:41 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i gotta ask dose anyone when they are hunting constantly say the name of a specific mushroom in theyre head, and it gets so annoying cuz u cant stop
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[quote]Bretdaniel said:
Any idea's what they might be? Think any are eatable?[/quote]
everything i post on this site is fake, i never partake in illegal activities.
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canid
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Re: You know your an ADDICT when .... [Re: mattianyb]
#11474381 - 11/17/09 01:47 PM (2 years, 6 months ago) |
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i started to pick up a rock on sunday before i realized it wasn't a porcini cap.
it was worse than being fooled by leaves.
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