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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
    #11413305 - 11/08/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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I think its possible. Some people seem to have "that thing". I'm yet to be in a relationship with someone who has that thing. Perhaps it would always excite me.




i think it's possible too.  i've been with a couple that had that quality, but they came into my life at the wrong time.

btw, i think you should break up with your girlfriend sooner rather than later.  why draw it out any longer if you're not in love with her anymore???




I really should. But she has all these problems and i feel really sorry for her. Ive been basically caring for her physically and mentally for four years now. I almost feel like a parent. But at the same time i know its not doing either of us any good. So ive given myself till my birthday, which is one month to do it. Then ill be free again which will awesome.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: visions]
    #11413311 - 11/08/09 05:54 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

1 year and 4 months


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
    #11413353 - 11/08/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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I really should. But she has all these problems and i feel really sorry for her. Ive been basically caring for her physically and mentally for four years now. I almost feel like a parent. But at the same time i know its not doing either of us any good. So ive given myself till my birthday, which is one month to do it. Then ill be free again which will awesome.




that must suck for you.  breaking up is hard to do.  i hope you both experience some relief after it's done and the dust settles.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
    #11413408 - 11/08/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

love blows... hah

yet it can be pretty damn awesome sometimes.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
    #11413416 - 11/08/09 06:06 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Thank Nicolita. Its probably one of the hardest things ive had to do so far. But i guess things will work out in the end and ive learned a lot of things from it which will make my next relationships better.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11413431 - 11/08/09 06:07 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

"therein lies the rub" 

le sigh.

all the people who have someone should get it on double time this week for the rest of us.  GET SOME!!!

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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11413436 - 11/08/09 06:08 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Um. Friday.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11413459 - 11/08/09 06:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Fuck if I remember :lol:


























































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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
    #11413489 - 11/08/09 06:17 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

i would agree :smile:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11424509 - 11/10/09 06:25 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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ive had some girls were it was like getting with a mannequin...


gross




My ex was not quite a mannequin but pretty lame in the bed room. She was one of those hot girls that thinks that is enough to bring to the table, almost like it's a privilege to be having sex with them and so they need not put in any effort. She wasn't always like this, in the biginning we were like rabbits too. We had a thing were we counted how many times I would make her orgasm in one try and I got head, semi-regularly.
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.

But that it a thread all it's own.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11424518 - 11/10/09 06:27 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.

But that it a thread all it's own.



Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up.  People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.  :shrug:


Sorry to hear it didn't work out though :frown:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
    #11424550 - 11/10/09 06:35 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Morican said:
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.

But that it a thread all it's own.



Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up.  People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.  :shrug:


Sorry to hear it didn't work out though :frown:





Yeah, I'm pretty curious as well.

If you don't mind sharing, Morican, please do.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
    #11424565 - 11/10/09 06:39 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Morican said:
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.

But that it a thread all it's own.



Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up.  People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.  :shrug:


Sorry to hear it didn't work out though :frown:




Thanks meams, it's for the best because she was a horrible person to boot but I will post about how my sex life stopped after marriage, soon.

And meatcakeman I don't mind at all, you shroomery folks are like a family to me now and I love all your insight on stuff so for sure son.
I can't right now though because I need to go to Walmart and get my copy of Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in a few minutes, then I will be playing until after lunch or so, but later definitely.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11424576 - 11/10/09 06:42 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Woke up this morning with my girlfriend blowing me.  It led to sex.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11424587 - 11/10/09 06:44 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Hop into bed
Turn out the light
You can have a party in your dreams tonight
IT’S PAJAMA TIME!
Hush Hush
It’s Pajama Time!
hush hush
it’s pajama time!
Shhh
Goodnight
Sleep tight


I used to read those words to you every night, over and over.  For a while it was your favorite book.  Then you didn’t want me to read, you wanted to play with the books, run your finger over the pictures and the markings like Daddy does.  But with Pajama Time, you would tap your finger on the pages–the same way that Daddy taps out the rhythm of the rhyme when he reads the story song to you.  You know this book is different.

Is that why you cried?  Because you all the sudden realized that you missed this book?  Oh, precious boy.  I understand.  I do.

I’ve cried at books before too.  One of the most important books when I was growing up was But We Are Not of Earth.  It’s just a little young adult sci-fi novel about some kids who grew up in outer space.  But I fell in love with them when I read it.  Well, mostly I fell in love with the protagonist, and I related to the guy that was becoming her boyfriend.  She was amazing.  She led these three kids in stealing a spaceship driven by brain waves and taking it to a new planet where they could live like their ancestors did on Earth.  I think.  It’s been a long time.  I think I read it during the summer between my 6th and 7th grade years.

When I came to the last chapter, I got really sad.  I decided that I didn’t want to read it.  And then I decided to start the whole book all over again.  I eventually finished it, laying in the back seat of my parents’ VW Rabbit parked in the gravel behind the shoe repair shop in Heber Springs, Arkansas, on a sunny summer afternoon.  And then I cried again because it was really over.

Is that what you were feeling with Pajama Time?  Did you realized that those little animals dancing around in their PJs were your friends and that you hadn’t seen them in a long time?  I know; it’s hard.  Friends are important–even when they come from a book.

You’ll see these friends again.  And you’ll find other friends, too.  And you’ll make up friends of your own.  You have the imagination to do it already.

I love you, buddy.

Goodnight
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: purified]
    #11424637 - 11/10/09 07:01 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Who else here lives with their girlfriend?

Sex is an everyday thing for me.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
    #11424806 - 11/10/09 07:55 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I do, it kind of takes a lot of the fun out of sex.  If we go a day without sex though, it makes it a lot better.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: fapjack]
    #11424915 - 11/10/09 08:21 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

It takes the fun out of sex? What do you mean by that?


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
    #11424937 - 11/10/09 08:25 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

It doesn't feel as good and it kind of turns into an everyday thing like jerking off.  Its a lot more fun if you don't fuck everyday, but since we are both usually consistently horney we fuck everyday, except when she's on the rag cause he won't let me then.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: fapjack]
    #11424970 - 11/10/09 08:33 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

That's what anal is for.

Fuck the pussy everyday, and have anal sex on those special occasions. :lol:


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