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Invisiblenowwhoutthink
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409627 - 11/08/09 05:01 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

they like penis.. let em know you got one hah


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409639 - 11/08/09 05:07 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

yesterday night, lady had to go to work at 8 am so i didnt feel like getting up this morning.  Pussy tonight :dancer:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409649 - 11/08/09 05:09 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Ahimsa said:
At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!




Same here, but probably like 4 years ago. :sadyes:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #11409706 - 11/08/09 05:35 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Three days ago in Gent, cute dready/psy girl I met there. Wonderful :nicekitty:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Beanhead]
    #11409707 - 11/08/09 05:36 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

About 2 months ago, :sad:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: JonPathetic]
    #11409724 - 11/08/09 05:44 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.




Ouch. Go to Costa Rica, it's beautiful and prostitution is legal and it's very cheap.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: S30]
    #11409758 - 11/08/09 05:58 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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S30 said:
Quote:

JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.




Ouch. Go to Costa Rica, it's beautiful and prostitution is legal and it's very cheap.



My buddy went there a few months ago and refused to leave a bar until a prostitute grabbed his balls.  Apparently thats how thye proposition you -- just grab your shit.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11409916 - 11/08/09 07:13 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Actually just realized it's been about 6 years...not that I've been trying, I've had many offers.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11412541 - 11/08/09 04:09 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
yeah... womenz is definitely crazy.  but sometimes that's sexy as fuck.




This is my problem I think, I'm attracted to the crazy beautiful psycho's.

I am waiting till I move out of the apt. I'm still sharing with my ex-Wife at the end of the month to try and get laid.
I might just stick to professionals for a little while so as to avoid having to deal with a new crazy chick.
Although I guess I can just kick the girl out afterward now that I'm single and not living with anyone, god that will be nice to have that option for once.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11412630 - 11/08/09 04:21 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

i am seething with abject jealousy toward all of you who are getting laid on a regular basis.

not really, but i am getting slightly antsy over here.

*crosses legs*


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
    #11412684 - 11/08/09 04:27 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

A question to the female shroomeryers.

If your a girl, shouldn't you be able to get laid at will?


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11412748 - 11/08/09 04:39 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

No, not always.
Unless she just doesn't care who it's with, then yes, probably.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11412756 - 11/08/09 04:41 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

18 year old virgin :shrug: altho I'm pretty sure I'm getting close with this girl :awesome: hopefully it's not a cocktease :thumbdown:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11412774 - 11/08/09 04:42 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Vaginal, two months. Oral, two or three weeks.

Next sex should be in less than a month.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DrMambo]
    #11412825 - 11/08/09 04:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

12 years ago


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: jordanb916]
    #11412834 - 11/08/09 04:50 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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jordanb916 said:
12 years ago





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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: jordanb916]
    #11412857 - 11/08/09 04:53 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Its been about a week for me, my ex girlfriend called and told me to come over. I was accosted at the door and it was all down hill from there. She told me to expect the unexpected when I got there, I wasn't really expecting that though.:shrug:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DrMambo]
    #11412868 - 11/08/09 04:55 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

yes, i probably could get laid easily, but, i have a rule:

if the person am sleeping with would not attend my funeral, then i shouldn't sleeping with them :P

seriously though, not into "fast food sex" and one night stands.  for one, i am too scared of catching STD's or a baby from some random stranger.....also, i think sex is more fun when you're with a regular partner where you feel comfortable getting extra freaky.

i am sort of in a catch-22 here because i am loving being single right now.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
    #11412883 - 11/08/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Morican said:
A question to the female shroomeryers.

If your a girl, shouldn't you be able to get laid at will?




Honestly I can get my boyfriend to have sex with me whenever I want.

If I didn't have a boyfriend I don't think it would be hard, but I'm not a slut.


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reality, so we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.:flowerchild:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
    #11412887 - 11/08/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

why do girls just stop doin ya??? like a year into the relationship and sex is a thing of the past it seems ?

or is it just me:confused:  I got a nice tube of meat down there.. what gives? :cool:


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