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Offline13eetleJuice
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11409272 - 11/08/09 01:37 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Last night, while my girl was playing texas holdem on facebook, I crawled under the computer desk and got to work. She was taken back my approach at first but soon relaxed as I coaxed her into it. It wasn't long before she closed facebook and opened up redtube. We smoked a couple of bowls and took turns getting each other off for the next couple of hours.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #11409335 - 11/08/09 02:16 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

June or July of this year 2009. With my Wife before she went all psycho on me and started to punish me for smoking pot by withholding sex from me. So about 4 months, could be more but I think I lost count because this had been going on off and on for a while before this last drama.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11409343 - 11/08/09 02:23 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

my last time was the day before i flew out of the states.  so july 28th.  luckily, i'm fairly confident i will break this 3+ month dry spell in 2 weeks.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #11409349 - 11/08/09 02:25 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

13eetleJuice said:
Last night, while my girl was playing texas holdem on facebook, I crawled under the computer desk and got to work. She was taken back my approach at first but soon relaxed as I coaxed her into it. It wasn't long before she closed facebook and opened up redtube. We smoked a couple of bowls and took turns getting each other off for the next couple of hours.




your girl watches porn?  that's cool.  virtually every woman i've been with get offended by it.  i am envious of that scenario you described.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409355 - 11/08/09 02:26 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Ironically i will not get sex until i break up with my girlfriend. Ive given myself till my birthday in a months time to do this.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
    #11409357 - 11/08/09 02:27 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

what?  that's simply counterintuitive.  why is she withholding?


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409359 - 11/08/09 02:28 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Im actually the one withholding. Im not in love with her anymore and it just dosen't feel right to be that intimate with her if i don't feel it. This is after a four year relationship, its pretty hard, its the first time ive broken up with a girl and im finding it difficult.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
    #11409364 - 11/08/09 02:32 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

ahh.. i see.  i've been in a similar situation with a relationship that lasted about 4.5 years on and off again.  shitty situation.  best of luck, mang.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409388 - 11/08/09 02:40 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Long enough.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
    #11409573 - 11/08/09 04:39 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I can imagine that breaking up really sucks after being together for so long, sometimes using Carl Rogers can be the fix. But if you can't get to that level it's probably best to say sayonara!

Oh yeah 2 days ago.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
    #11409576 - 11/08/09 04:41 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Shit I havent had sex in ages. The last time I shagged was in July this summer during a trip in Berlin.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: mellowparty]
    #11409590 - 11/08/09 04:49 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

about 2 months... way too long...


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
    #11409594 - 11/08/09 04:51 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409598 - 11/08/09 04:52 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

5 years!? 

fuck, man.... fuck.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409600 - 11/08/09 04:53 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Ahimsa said:
At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!




:crazy:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: JonPathetic]
    #11409602 - 11/08/09 04:53 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.




:omgz:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11409607 - 11/08/09 04:56 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I know. Sad isn't it? However, i feel like picking up where i left off... it's about time too!  :headboard:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
    #11409614 - 11/08/09 04:58 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

its all good man.. :ohwell:


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
    #11409618 - 11/08/09 04:59 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

It's all good.  I'm god awful terrible with womens and they always crazy.


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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
    #11409620 - 11/08/09 05:00 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

yeah... womenz is definitely crazy.  but sometimes that's sexy as fuck.


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