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 when was the last time you had sex?
#11407614 - 11/07/09 07:22 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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that means vaginal intercourse or anal sex if your gay. when was the last time you did it?? this threads for everyone even if its been a very long time since the last time youve had sex we (probably) won't make fun of you.
this morning for me
okay ur turn
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 Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407624 - 11/07/09 07:24 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Two days ago, one day before my GF broke up with me... women suck!
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407625 - 11/07/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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shoulda made it a poll imo
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407627 - 11/07/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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stop bragging about your awesome girlfriend.
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 Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407630 - 11/07/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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a few weeks ago. before that it had been a little over 9 months or so.
i don't get out much.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407632 - 11/07/09 07:25 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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almost a year
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407651 - 11/07/09 07:28 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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last week sometime...
once a week with my lovely is fine by me 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407656 - 11/07/09 07:28 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's been a year and a half. 
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nowwhoutthink
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fuck...almost 3 months ago..
i did it with some chick that just made me feel all weird and sex was unappealing to me for a while.
and sex has seemed to fuck up half my relationships some how...
hope to get with my new gf..been 3 weeks, damn long enough.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407690 - 11/07/09 07:33 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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yesterday
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11407697 - 11/07/09 07:33 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Last night & this morning. 
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People say that what we're all seeking is a meaning for life. I don't
think that's what we're really seeking. I think what we're seeking is an
experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely
physical plane will have resonances within our own innermost being and
reality, so we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.
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Doctor_Dick
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Envix]
#11407710 - 11/07/09 07:35 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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honestly surprised at how little some of you guys do it. interesting to know though! Quote:
Envix said:
stop bragging about your awesome girlfriend.
i can tell someone hasnt got his in a while 
jk dude
surprised at some of these responses but i find it interesting.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407721 - 11/07/09 07:36 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doctor_Dick said:
that means vaginal intercourse or anal sex if your gay. when was the last time you did it?? this threads for everyone even if its been a very long time since the last time youve had sex we (probably) won't make fun of you.
this morning for me
okay ur turn
2 days ago
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Doctor_Dick
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Quote:
livelovelaugho9 said:
Last night & this morning.
 you like it like me 
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Ages ago. I have a girlfriend but we don't have sex anymore. Relationship won't last much longer.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407748 - 11/07/09 07:39 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hell yea I want it all the time!
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People say that what we're all seeking is a meaning for life. I don't
think that's what we're really seeking. I think what we're seeking is an
experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on the purely
physical plane will have resonances within our own innermost being and
reality, so we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.
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nowwhoutthink
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fuck..who goes from 4 times a day to zero....wtf
time to get laid
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11407792 - 11/07/09 07:44 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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bout a month my wife wouldnt leave me a lone she aint the girl i want to fuck so now i sleep on the couch i gotta get a gf and a vascatemy
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nachohippie]
#11407810 - 11/07/09 07:46 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Over a year and a half, it's getting pretty dark.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nachohippie]
#11407827 - 11/07/09 07:49 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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last time I had a girlfriend I had no free time. 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Envix]
#11407846 - 11/07/09 07:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Way too fucking long. 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407848 - 11/07/09 07:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Had sex twice today so far, girlfriend is being kind of a bitch right now and won't let me fuck her so I can either go to sleep or jerk off.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11407861 - 11/07/09 07:55 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.
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nowwhoutthink
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: JonPathetic]
#11407878 - 11/07/09 07:57 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11407945 - 11/07/09 08:03 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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this mornin, shower, every mornin, shower.
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meams
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: large_dose]
#11407953 - 11/07/09 08:03 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Very recently. Thank god.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
#11408006 - 11/07/09 08:10 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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so long I had to hide this thread after making this post
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: the bizzle]
#11408016 - 11/07/09 08:13 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Long periods of time without having sex don't really bother me. Prior to this girl i'm seeing now, i hadn't slept with anyone in the better part of a year. Busy with work & school -- just get high with friends on my downtime. No opportunities to meet new tail.
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StaleShrooms
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
#11408091 - 11/07/09 08:23 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i've been going through a lot of personal shit in the last year so its been about...1 year and two monthes. I got no time for girls these days
had a brief relationship over the summer and got some oral out of it. hopefully that'll hold me for a while haha
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Doctor_Dick
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Envix]
#11408138 - 11/07/09 08:29 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said:
last time I had a girlfriend I had no free time.
Girlfriend time IS free time bro. Like marley says in yhe song she's gone"my woman is gone,
she felt like a prisoner who needs to be free, but listen to me honey, life could never be another jail"
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11408165 - 11/07/09 08:34 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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About two weeks ago, but a few months before that. I don't get that much pussy. I'm just average.
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nowwhoutthink
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does anyone eventually just not give a fuck after a while or do you just get more horny??
cuz after some time sex seems to not be my top priority...than when im with a girl i need it like crazy.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408191 - 11/07/09 08:38 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
does anyone eventually just not give a fuck after a while or do you just get more horny??
cuz after some time sex seems to not be my top priority...than when im with a girl i need it like crazy.
Sex is always a priority for me. If I can get laid, all else goes out the window.
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nowwhoutthink
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haha well i mean after some time i just stop hunting for it and it seems to just fall into my lap...literally
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408285 - 11/07/09 08:55 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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About a week ago for me. Maybe a month before that.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11408351 - 11/07/09 09:07 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
meams said:
Long periods of time without having sex don't really bother me.
Quote:
meams said:
Very recently. Thank god.
last time I had a girlfriend I had no me time.
I tend to keep sex hunting on my lowest of priorities.
Edited by Envix (11/07/09 09:34 PM)
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Envix]
#11408421 - 11/07/09 09:24 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Last time was about a month ago with my last girlfriend. I thought we had something really special going but she totally blew it, the details of which I'd rather not get into...I'm totally over it, though.
I don't go hunting for sex like I used to. A number of years ago I decided I wanted something deeper, more of a genuine emotional connection. I find sex is SOOO much better when I connect with a woman like that. So when I'm looking, sex isn't at the top of my priority list, but once we get into it, sex is VERY important. I've found sex comes more naturally & consistently when we share a deep connection like that. 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Envix]
#11408438 - 11/07/09 09:27 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said:
last time I had a girlfriend I had no me time.
Some people are more clingy than others and won't allow you to spend time on your own. You need to find a girl who also likes personal space and isn't jealous or clingy. I do to.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11408460 - 11/07/09 09:32 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i had sex a couple days ago.
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pwnasaurus
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: elementswrath]
#11408469 - 11/07/09 09:34 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Couple weeks. My girl gets back from Bermuda on Monday
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elementswrath
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11408483 - 11/07/09 09:36 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
DimensionX said:
Quote:
Envix said:
last time I had a girlfriend I had no me time.
Some people are more clingy than others and won't allow you to spend time on your own. You need to find a girl who also likes personal space and isn't jealous or clingy. I do to.
i had a clingy girl, it's the last time i will date one too.
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whatdidusay
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: elementswrath]
#11408491 - 11/07/09 09:37 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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when im on the road, if i hitchhike its about once a dayto every few days. depends on when the hot girl comes to pick me up. if im riding the rails less frequently bc you dont run into alot of hobo women these days. and if im stuck in one place like i have been now for about 2 weeks then 8 days ago i nailed a chik good after taken her back to the hotel room after the rave hehe 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: whatdidusay]
#11408532 - 11/07/09 09:48 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Went from 4 times a week when I was married to 0 now. I havent had sex in 3 weeks. Good thing though is that my girl prospects are just starting to look up. Three girls that I'll work on this week .
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: supernovasky]
#11408541 - 11/07/09 09:49 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Never.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Mnboardin]
#11408552 - 11/07/09 09:54 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mnboardin said:
Never.
likewise
23 years old and nothing
lots of missed opportunities though
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: elementswrath]
#11408586 - 11/07/09 10:07 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
elementswrath said:
Quote:
DimensionX said:
Quote:
Envix said:
last time I had a girlfriend I had no me time.
Some people are more clingy than others and won't allow you to spend time on your own. You need to find a girl who also likes personal space and isn't jealous or clingy. I do to.
i had a clingy girl, it's the last time i will date one too.
Ive come to the same conclusion. They drain your life.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11408689 - 11/07/09 10:40 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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too long. wah wah wah.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11408707 - 11/07/09 10:45 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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About an hour ago.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
#11408717 - 11/07/09 10:50 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i get booty calls haha. but im too high and lazy to go to someones house. So i guess its my fault, but i dont want to get with some slut anyhow.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408723 - 11/07/09 10:51 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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About half an hour ago or so.
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whatdidusay
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408737 - 11/07/09 10:54 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
i get booty calls haha. but im too high and lazy to go to someones house. So i guess its my fault, but i dont want to get with some slut anyhow.
r u ok? free sex man. go for it. bring the weed with u.
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nowwhoutthink
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: whatdidusay]
#11408742 - 11/07/09 10:56 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahah . true man. but they dont smoke sadly...
but i told myself next time fuck it and im getting some...make em inhale some herb while im at it.
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whatdidusay
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408752 - 11/07/09 10:58 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
hahah . true man. but they dont smoke sadly...
but i told myself next time fuck it and im getting some...make em inhale some herb while im at it.
2 words.
special food. "awww here u go baby, want me to cook for you maybe?"
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11408756 - 11/07/09 10:59 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Last week, well sort of... I got whiskey dick and played just the tip - but close enough.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11408811 - 11/07/09 11:18 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
does anyone eventually just not give a fuck after a while or do you just get more horny??
cuz after some time sex seems to not be my top priority...than when im with a girl i need it like crazy.
QFT the more i have it, the more i want it
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Hank, FTW]
#11408823 - 11/07/09 11:21 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hank, FTW said:
Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
does anyone eventually just not give a fuck after a while or do you just get more horny??
cuz after some time sex seems to not be my top priority...than when im with a girl i need it like crazy.
QFT the more i have it, the more i want it
Toooo true.
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Flop Johnson
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#11408853 - 11/07/09 11:31 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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pwnasaurus said:
Quote:
Hank, FTW said:
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nowwhoutthink said:
does anyone eventually just not give a fuck after a while or do you just get more horny??
cuz after some time sex seems to not be my top priority...than when im with a girl i need it like crazy.
QFT the more i have it, the more i want it
Toooo true.
its like a disease.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Flop Johnson]
#11408895 - 11/07/09 11:43 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Almost a year. I banged some recovering alcoholic/functional meth addict (yes, she had all of her teeth and was actually pretty cute) who was separated from her husband at the time. Of course, she kept begging me to come over. I showed up at her house piss drunk and covered with beer (I dropped a beer on the floor at the party I was at and got money shotted with suds)
Whoops.
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headyfunkup
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Brennus]
#11409220 - 11/08/09 01:22 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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in a few months..
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Brennus]
#11409225 - 11/08/09 01:23 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11409272 - 11/08/09 01:37 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Last night, while my girl was playing texas holdem on facebook, I crawled under the computer desk and got to work. She was taken back my approach at first but soon relaxed as I coaxed her into it. It wasn't long before she closed facebook and opened up redtube. We smoked a couple of bowls and took turns getting each other off for the next couple of hours.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
#11409335 - 11/08/09 02:16 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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June or July of this year 2009. With my Wife before she went all psycho on me and started to punish me for smoking pot by withholding sex from me. So about 4 months, could be more but I think I lost count because this had been going on off and on for a while before this last drama.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11409343 - 11/08/09 02:23 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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my last time was the day before i flew out of the states. so july 28th. luckily, i'm fairly confident i will break this 3+ month dry spell in 2 weeks.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: 13eetleJuice]
#11409349 - 11/08/09 02:25 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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13eetleJuice said:
Last night, while my girl was playing texas holdem on facebook, I crawled under the computer desk and got to work. She was taken back my approach at first but soon relaxed as I coaxed her into it. It wasn't long before she closed facebook and opened up redtube. We smoked a couple of bowls and took turns getting each other off for the next couple of hours.
your girl watches porn? that's cool. virtually every woman i've been with get offended by it. i am envious of that scenario you described.
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Ironically i will not get sex until i break up with my girlfriend. Ive given myself till my birthday in a months time to do this.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11409357 - 11/08/09 02:27 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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what? that's simply counterintuitive. why is she withholding?
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DimensionX
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Im actually the one withholding. Im not in love with her anymore and it just dosen't feel right to be that intimate with her if i don't feel it. This is after a four year relationship, its pretty hard, its the first time ive broken up with a girl and im finding it difficult.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11409364 - 11/08/09 02:32 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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ahh.. i see. i've been in a similar situation with a relationship that lasted about 4.5 years on and off again. shitty situation. best of luck, mang.
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Long enough.
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moonwalker
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
#11409573 - 11/08/09 04:39 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can imagine that breaking up really sucks after being together for so long, sometimes using Carl Rogers can be the fix. But if you can't get to that level it's probably best to say sayonara!
Oh yeah 2 days ago.
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mellowparty
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
#11409576 - 11/08/09 04:41 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit I havent had sex in ages. The last time I shagged was in July this summer during a trip in Berlin.
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In(di)go
People of the sun.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: mellowparty]
#11409590 - 11/08/09 04:49 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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about 2 months... way too long...
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11409594 - 11/08/09 04:51 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!
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tiny_rabid_birds
Nocturnal
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
#11409598 - 11/08/09 04:52 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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5 years!?
fuck, man.... fuck.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
#11409600 - 11/08/09 04:53 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahimsa said:
At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: JonPathetic]
#11409602 - 11/08/09 04:53 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.
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Ahimsa
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I know. Sad isn't it? However, i feel like picking up where i left off... it's about time too! 
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nowwhoutthink
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
#11409614 - 11/08/09 04:58 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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its all good man..
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11409618 - 11/08/09 04:59 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's all good. I'm god awful terrible with womens and they always crazy.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Tangerines]
#11409620 - 11/08/09 05:00 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah... womenz is definitely crazy. but sometimes that's sexy as fuck.
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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they like penis.. let em know you got one hah
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11409639 - 11/08/09 05:07 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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yesterday night, lady had to go to work at 8 am so i didnt feel like getting up this morning. Pussy tonight 
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AmericanPsycho
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Ahimsa]
#11409649 - 11/08/09 05:09 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahimsa said:
At least 5 years ago... i'm not sure with who it was... damn!
Same here, but probably like 4 years ago. 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Beanhead]
#11409707 - 11/08/09 05:36 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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About 2 months ago, 
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S30
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: JonPathetic]
#11409724 - 11/08/09 05:44 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.
Ouch. Go to Costa Rica, it's beautiful and prostitution is legal and it's very cheap.
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meams
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: S30]
#11409758 - 11/08/09 05:58 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
S30 said:
Quote:
JonPathetic said:
I'm a 26 year old virgin. No joke.
Ouch. Go to Costa Rica, it's beautiful and prostitution is legal and it's very cheap.
My buddy went there a few months ago and refused to leave a bar until a prostitute grabbed his balls. Apparently thats how thye proposition you -- just grab your shit.
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highdroponics
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11409916 - 11/08/09 07:13 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Actually just realized it's been about 6 years...not that I've been trying, I've had many offers.
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Morican
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
yeah... womenz is definitely crazy. but sometimes that's sexy as fuck.
This is my problem I think, I'm attracted to the crazy beautiful psycho's.
I am waiting till I move out of the apt. I'm still sharing with my ex-Wife at the end of the month to try and get laid.
I might just stick to professionals for a little while so as to avoid having to deal with a new crazy chick.
Although I guess I can just kick the girl out afterward now that I'm single and not living with anyone, god that will be nice to have that option for once.
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yogabunny
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11412630 - 11/08/09 04:21 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i am seething with abject jealousy toward all of you who are getting laid on a regular basis.
not really, but i am getting slightly antsy over here.
*crosses legs*
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Morican
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412684 - 11/08/09 04:27 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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A question to the female shroomeryers.
If your a girl, shouldn't you be able to get laid at will?
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CandyGirl
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11412748 - 11/08/09 04:39 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, not always.
Unless she just doesn't care who it's with, then yes, probably.
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trip forever
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11412756 - 11/08/09 04:41 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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18 year old virgin altho I'm pretty sure I'm getting close with this girl hopefully it's not a cocktease 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11412774 - 11/08/09 04:42 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Vaginal, two months. Oral, two or three weeks.
Next sex should be in less than a month.
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jordanb916
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DrMambo]
#11412825 - 11/08/09 04:49 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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12 years ago
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: jordanb916]
#11412834 - 11/08/09 04:50 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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jordanb916 said:
12 years ago
record for this thread?
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Phish_Dude
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: jordanb916]
#11412857 - 11/08/09 04:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its been about a week for me, my ex girlfriend called and told me to come over. I was accosted at the door and it was all down hill from there. She told me to expect the unexpected when I got there, I wasn't really expecting that though.
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yogabunny
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DrMambo]
#11412868 - 11/08/09 04:55 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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yes, i probably could get laid easily, but, i have a rule:
if the person am sleeping with would not attend my funeral, then i shouldn't sleeping with them :P
seriously though, not into "fast food sex" and one night stands. for one, i am too scared of catching STD's or a baby from some random stranger.....also, i think sex is more fun when you're with a regular partner where you feel comfortable getting extra freaky.
i am sort of in a catch-22 here because i am loving being single right now.
Edited by yogabunny (11/08/09 04:58 PM)
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livelovelaugho9
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11412883 - 11/08/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Morican said:
A question to the female shroomeryers.
If your a girl, shouldn't you be able to get laid at will?
Honestly I can get my boyfriend to have sex with me whenever I want.
If I didn't have a boyfriend I don't think it would be hard, but I'm not a slut.
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reality, so we can actually feel the rapture of being alive.
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412887 - 11/08/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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why do girls just stop doin ya??? like a year into the relationship and sex is a thing of the past it seems ?
or is it just me I got a nice tube of meat down there.. what gives? 
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yogabunny
Sillypants McFuzzyfluff
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11412905 - 11/08/09 05:00 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
why do girls just stop doin ya??? like a year into the relationship and sex is a thing of the past it seems ?
or is it just me I got a nice tube of meat down there.. what gives?
that's when the oxytocin wears off and you have to start working at it
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412918 - 11/08/09 05:01 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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and i do that by....getting her super horny in new ways?? or what or just time to exit the door?
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yogabunny
Sillypants McFuzzyfluff
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412917 - 11/08/09 05:01 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i know one married couple (been together for 7 years) and they still do it like rabbits. i hope i can find a partnership like that. my other friend has to schedule a time to have sex with her husband, how lame is that???
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yogabunny
Sillypants McFuzzyfluff
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11412934 - 11/08/09 05:04 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
nowwhoutthink said:
and i do that by....getting her super horny in new ways?? or what
well. i would say that in the longer relationships i've been, the courting/foreplay aspect starts to diminish around that point. or you get stuck in the same patterns of where and how you're doing it over and over again, and it gets boring. both parties have to put in the effort to keep the chemistry alive.....
but i would say: foreplay foreplay foreplay.
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Afro Swooloo
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412938 - 11/08/09 05:05 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I got laid last night then it got ruined cause the fuckin rubber broke!
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412942 - 11/08/09 05:06 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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that shit makes me too insecure..when they dont seem interested.
fuess im hittn up the foreplay more from now on..
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Afro Swooloo]
#11412946 - 11/08/09 05:07 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Afro Swooloo said:
I got laid last night then it got ruined cause the fuckin rubber broke!
maybe youll have twins?
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11412955 - 11/08/09 05:08 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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A big part of sex is novelty. Basically we start to get bored. But i do think its possible to find that special person who just drives you crazy and it doesn't fade with time. But sometimes its worth it to find someone who you connect with on a more mental level even though you sacrifice sexuality to some degree. I think this happens to alot of people.
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nowwhoutthink
maybe im dreaming
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11412979 - 11/08/09 05:11 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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ive had some girls were it was like getting with a mannequin...
gross
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yogabunny
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11413050 - 11/08/09 05:20 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
DimensionX said:
A big part of sex is novelty. Basically we start to get bored. But i do think its possible to find that special person who just drives you crazy and it doesn't fade with time. But sometimes its worth it to find someone who you connect with on a more mental level even though you sacrifice sexuality to some degree. I think this happens to alot of people.
ahhh! that sounds horrible. i want it all!!!!!
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yogabunny
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11413056 - 11/08/09 05:21 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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nowwhoutthink said:
ive had some girls were it was like getting with a mannequin...
gross
i've had some boys that had a penis the size of a baby carrot.
also gross.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413075 - 11/08/09 05:23 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicolita said:
i've had some boys that had a penis the size of a baby carrot.
also gross.
Sorry about your luck! Why did you even have sex with him?
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413076 - 11/08/09 05:23 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think its possible. Some people seem to have "that thing". I'm yet to be in a relationship with someone who has that thing. Perhaps it would always excite me.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Beanhead]
#11413087 - 11/08/09 05:24 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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3 times today
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413099 - 11/08/09 05:27 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicolita said:
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nowwhoutthink said:
ive had some girls were it was like getting with a mannequin...
gross
i've had some boys that had a penis the size of a baby carrot.
also gross.
atleast i can walk proud with what im packing in my pants ...
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11413182 - 11/08/09 05:37 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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ummmm i don't have a good answer for this. maybe because i was 21 at the time and too timid to stop? he WAS extremely hot, like abercrombie model hot. it only happened once though. thinking about it gives me the willies.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11413199 - 11/08/09 05:39 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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DimensionX said:
I think its possible. Some people seem to have "that thing". I'm yet to be in a relationship with someone who has that thing. Perhaps it would always excite me.
i think it's possible too. i've been with a couple that had that quality, but they came into my life at the wrong time.
btw, i think you should break up with your girlfriend sooner rather than later. why draw it out any longer if you're not in love with her anymore???
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413244 - 11/08/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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3 weeks haha and to be honest i was talking to the bitch last night and she told me her sisters got swine flu and she thinks shes gettin it but i dont think i care i think id risk the swine for that pussy
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413266 - 11/08/09 05:48 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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2 years and 11 months. lost my virginity at my new years eve party when i was 16. havent had sex since.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: GeorgieBoy]
#11413287 - 11/08/09 05:51 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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this morning when i woke up of course
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413305 - 11/08/09 05:53 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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nicolita said:
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DimensionX said:
I think its possible. Some people seem to have "that thing". I'm yet to be in a relationship with someone who has that thing. Perhaps it would always excite me.
i think it's possible too. i've been with a couple that had that quality, but they came into my life at the wrong time.
btw, i think you should break up with your girlfriend sooner rather than later. why draw it out any longer if you're not in love with her anymore???
I really should. But she has all these problems and i feel really sorry for her. Ive been basically caring for her physically and mentally for four years now. I almost feel like a parent. But at the same time i know its not doing either of us any good. So ive given myself till my birthday, which is one month to do it. Then ill be free again which will awesome.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: visions]
#11413311 - 11/08/09 05:54 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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1 year and 4 months
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11413353 - 11/08/09 05:59 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I really should. But she has all these problems and i feel really sorry for her. Ive been basically caring for her physically and mentally for four years now. I almost feel like a parent. But at the same time i know its not doing either of us any good. So ive given myself till my birthday, which is one month to do it. Then ill be free again which will awesome.
that must suck for you. breaking up is hard to do. i hope you both experience some relief after it's done and the dust settles.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413408 - 11/08/09 06:04 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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love blows... hah
yet it can be pretty damn awesome sometimes.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: yogabunny]
#11413416 - 11/08/09 06:06 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thank Nicolita. Its probably one of the hardest things ive had to do so far. But i guess things will work out in the end and ive learned a lot of things from it which will make my next relationships better.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11413431 - 11/08/09 06:07 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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"therein lies the rub"
le sigh.
all the people who have someone should get it on double time this week for the rest of us. GET SOME!!!
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11413436 - 11/08/09 06:08 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Um. Friday.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11413459 - 11/08/09 06:11 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fuck if I remember
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: DimensionX]
#11413489 - 11/08/09 06:17 PM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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i would agree
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: nowwhoutthink]
#11424509 - 11/10/09 06:25 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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nowwhoutthink said:
ive had some girls were it was like getting with a mannequin...
gross
My ex was not quite a mannequin but pretty lame in the bed room. She was one of those hot girls that thinks that is enough to bring to the table, almost like it's a privilege to be having sex with them and so they need not put in any effort. She wasn't always like this, in the biginning we were like rabbits too. We had a thing were we counted how many times I would make her orgasm in one try and I got head, semi-regularly.
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.
But that it a thread all it's own.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11424518 - 11/10/09 06:27 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Morican said:
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.
But that it a thread all it's own.
Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up. People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.
Sorry to hear it didn't work out though
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
#11424550 - 11/10/09 06:35 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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meams said:
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Morican said:
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.
But that it a thread all it's own.
Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up. People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.
Sorry to hear it didn't work out though
Yeah, I'm pretty curious as well.
If you don't mind sharing, Morican, please do.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: meams]
#11424565 - 11/10/09 06:39 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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meams said:
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Morican said:
After marriage, it became more of something to hold over my head, a weapon or tool to get what she wanted, but since she wasn't that great in bed anyways, she had little to bargain with and that backfired on her. I just stopped asking for it and then we went down hill.
But that it a thread all it's own.
Well, if you ever get stoned and feel like sharing one of the most personal experiences you've ever had to go through, feel free to post it up. People always make comments about how sex stops after marriage - but I'd be interested in reading a step-by-step breakdown of how it comes to be.
Sorry to hear it didn't work out though
Thanks meams, it's for the best because she was a horrible person to boot but I will post about how my sex life stopped after marriage, soon.
And meatcakeman I don't mind at all, you shroomery folks are like a family to me now and I love all your insight on stuff so for sure son.
I can't right now though because I need to go to Walmart and get my copy of Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in a few minutes, then I will be playing until after lunch or so, but later definitely.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11424576 - 11/10/09 06:42 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Woke up this morning with my girlfriend blowing me. It led to sex.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Morican]
#11424587 - 11/10/09 06:44 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hop into bed
Turn out the light
You can have a party in your dreams tonight
IT’S PAJAMA TIME!
Hush Hush
It’s Pajama Time!
hush hush
it’s pajama time!
Shhh
Goodnight
Sleep tight
I used to read those words to you every night, over and over. For a while it was your favorite book. Then you didn’t want me to read, you wanted to play with the books, run your finger over the pictures and the markings like Daddy does. But with Pajama Time, you would tap your finger on the pages–the same way that Daddy taps out the rhythm of the rhyme when he reads the story song to you. You know this book is different.
Is that why you cried? Because you all the sudden realized that you missed this book? Oh, precious boy. I understand. I do.
I’ve cried at books before too. One of the most important books when I was growing up was But We Are Not of Earth. It’s just a little young adult sci-fi novel about some kids who grew up in outer space. But I fell in love with them when I read it. Well, mostly I fell in love with the protagonist, and I related to the guy that was becoming her boyfriend. She was amazing. She led these three kids in stealing a spaceship driven by brain waves and taking it to a new planet where they could live like their ancestors did on Earth. I think. It’s been a long time. I think I read it during the summer between my 6th and 7th grade years.
When I came to the last chapter, I got really sad. I decided that I didn’t want to read it. And then I decided to start the whole book all over again. I eventually finished it, laying in the back seat of my parents’ VW Rabbit parked in the gravel behind the shoe repair shop in Heber Springs, Arkansas, on a sunny summer afternoon. And then I cried again because it was really over.
Is that what you were feeling with Pajama Time? Did you realized that those little animals dancing around in their PJs were your friends and that you hadn’t seen them in a long time? I know; it’s hard. Friends are important–even when they come from a book.
You’ll see these friends again. And you’ll find other friends, too. And you’ll make up friends of your own. You have the imagination to do it already.
I love you, buddy.
Goodnight
Sleep tight
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: purified]
#11424637 - 11/10/09 07:01 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who else here lives with their girlfriend?
Sex is an everyday thing for me.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
#11424806 - 11/10/09 07:55 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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I do, it kind of takes a lot of the fun out of sex. If we go a day without sex though, it makes it a lot better.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: fapjack]
#11424915 - 11/10/09 08:21 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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It takes the fun out of sex? What do you mean by that?
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
#11424937 - 11/10/09 08:25 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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It doesn't feel as good and it kind of turns into an everyday thing like jerking off. Its a lot more fun if you don't fuck everyday, but since we are both usually consistently horney we fuck everyday, except when she's on the rag cause he won't let me then.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: fapjack]
#11424970 - 11/10/09 08:33 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's what anal is for.
Fuck the pussy everyday, and have anal sex on those special occasions.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
#11425030 - 11/10/09 08:50 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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my last gf found anal foul... but i talked her in to liking it. 
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fapjack
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: RobMarley420]
#11425111 - 11/10/09 09:08 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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My gf's pussy is pretty damn tight, I fucked her in the ass a few times and it wasn't really any better. She usually doesn't let me do it anyway unless she's drunk. I wish I could smoke weed still, sex on marijuana feels so damn good.
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: fapjack]
#11425185 - 11/10/09 09:22 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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This morning! 
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#11425217 - 11/10/09 09:28 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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Last night. It was super.
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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: when was the last time you had sex? [Re: Kada]
#11425272 - 11/10/09 09:39 AM (2 years, 3 months ago) |
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sunday morning. now have to wait another damn week to see my gf this weekend.
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