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 Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex!  [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11375772 - 11/03/09 12:07 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Damn she's what you call coyote ugly...
situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11375788 - 11/03/09 12:09 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you learn to be patient with each other and not be quick with your tongues, you might find that everything you ever wanted in each other was right there underneath the drama the whole time.
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 Morican
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11376050 - 11/03/09 12:50 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Swyfty Swyf said:
Yeah, maybe y'all can try to see eye to eye and compromise with each other a bit more than normal.
If she was hurt about the texts, she still has major feelings for you, and I think you still have feeling for her too.
She is always going to be an important part of your kid's life, so it would be cool if you two could work it out.
Sorry I know that this was directed to Doctor_Dick but sometimes even though people still have feelings for each other they still do stupid stuff and end up breaking up, yet more stupid stuff and then start all over again with someone else, and yet more stupid stuff.
Doctor_Dick
Us "MEN" can love someone with all of our hearts even when screwing someone else, our brains work that way. Not right or wrong, it just is. Women tend to want all in one package and if they are no longer attracted to their spouse they start loosing feelings for a guy, if they start having feelings for a guy, the physical will follow soon too. It's just the way we are wired.
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drunkenlawngnome
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Morican]
#11376070 - 11/03/09 12:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Doctor_Dick
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Morican]
#11376074 - 11/03/09 12:54 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Morican said:
Doctor_Dick
Us "MEN" can love someone with all of our hearts even when screwing someone else, our brains work that way. Not right or wrong, it just is. Women tend to want all in one package and if they are no longer attracted to their spouse they start loosing feelings for a guy, if they start having feelings for a guy, the physical will follow soon too. It's just the way we are wired.
amen to that bro...amen
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circularvortex
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drunkenlawngnome said:
http://smouch.net/lol/
Fuck you! 
This should be a bannable offense!
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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.
Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
  
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MushroomTrip
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: circularvortex]
#11376231 - 11/03/09 01:22 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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No, it's too funny to be considered an offense.
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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: MushroomTrip]
#11376311 - 11/03/09 01:37 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cowgold
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#11376335 - 11/03/09 01:40 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Son of a bitch! 
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xpl0de
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Re: The half nude photo of my cuntface ex! [Re: Cowgold]
#11376414 - 11/03/09 01:51 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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