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corie128
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500 things NOT to do when trippin
#10482343 - 06/10/09 11:27 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

One toke over the line sweet jesus

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Edited by corie128 (08/18/11 01:40 AM)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10482363 - 06/10/09 11:33 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Smoking 9 bowls of good weed sounds fine to me.

I'd like to recommend that no matter how good an idea it seems at the time, don't

a) piss in public
b) smack the authority having jurisdiction

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10482368 - 06/10/09 11:33 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I was planning on taking my dog for a walk on HBWR seeds tommorrow...

:frown:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Teh_Face]
#10482399 - 06/10/09 11:40 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

i always smoke about that much. smokeing and tripping is dvine.

and ive taken my dog on a walk on some aborts and dank. actually i was mountain biking slowly like usual.

1. not geek out and stare at a tree for half hour in public

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: fatso]
#10482409 - 06/10/09 11:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I would say dont walk down an unfamiliar street in the middle of the night.

I wasnt tripping, persay, but about 6 joints into the night at 3am I decided to take a walk... :thumbdown:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: fatso]
#10482411 - 06/10/09 11:43 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't drive at night while tripping... my friend drove me home on shrooms and we thought the people crossing the street were ghosts. scared the shit out of us haha

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: fatso]
#10482414 - 06/10/09 11:44 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

7) Wash it all down with a 12 pack in 2 hours.
8) Get into a heated fight with a loved one.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: fatso]
#10482419 - 06/10/09 11:45 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

decide to clean your entire house.

(climbing trees while tripping is actually a lot of fun if you're careful)

Edited by Etherealfeeling (06/10/09 11:47 AM)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Etherealfeeling]
#10482429 - 06/10/09 11:47 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Etherealfeeling said:
decide to clean your entire house.

(climbing trees while tripping is actually a lot of fun if you're careful)

Really?

This is an awesome way to comedown.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
#10482498 - 06/10/09 12:04 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Shitting in a porto potti-(I couldnt figure how to unlock it from inside :confused:

)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: T-Rex]
#10482510 - 06/10/09 12:08 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Try to sleep in your car in a closed city park.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: T-Rex]
#10482542 - 06/10/09 12:18 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

shroomngreen89 said:
Shitting in a porto potti-(I couldnt figure how to unlock it from inside)

Ha, I had this same problem at woodstock 99. Though I'm sure this is common phenomena at festivals

I would also like to add to this list some basics,

Swimming, rollerskating (which can also be serious fun), and cutting someone elses hair, or your own for that matter

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: satyr]
#10482575 - 06/10/09 12:27 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

satyr said:
Quote:

shroomngreen89 said:
Shitting in a porto potti-(I couldnt figure how to unlock it from inside)

Ha, I had this same problem at woodstock 99. Though I'm sure this is common phenomena at festivals

LMAO
"common phenomena at festivals" LOL! :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: the bizzle]
#10482651 - 06/10/09 12:45 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

waiting til the 4g kicks in BEFORE trying to put the tent up

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AtticusProphet]
#10482675 - 06/10/09 12:52 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Lol, I've done quite a few of these... Climbed a tree on acid (awesome on the way up, sucked on the way down...), smoked a ton of weed (what's wrong with that!?), and went swimming (really cool). :tongue:

I would say, don't make any major life decisions and then act on them (breaking up or hooking up, calling someone to make a confession, etc.). Wait until you're sober for that!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AtticusProphet]
#10482676 - 06/10/09 12:52 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Never give drugs to cops telling them are good

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: albien5]
#10482690 - 06/10/09 12:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Dont get stuck in a repetive pattern room.... Or stare at wood you might get stuck....

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AtticusProphet]
#10482709 - 06/10/09 12:57 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

do 3 lines of coke

have a 15 minute convo with your neighbors 9yo son about why he should wear ear plugs in the pool.

Try to convince someone who is sober that they are the ones that are crazy.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ved]
#10482760 - 06/10/09 01:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

climbing a tree and swimming sounds like a whole lotta fun while trippin.. i love swimming..i need a pool :regularshroom:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ved]
#10482798 - 06/10/09 01:15 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

"Try not to explain the 'secret of the universe' to sober people."

"Avoid flushing any drugs down the toilet for reasons like ; 'I dont need drugs to be complete.' Wait until you are sober."

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10482866 - 06/10/09 01:29 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

- Go to Wal-Mart at any point

- Write on your walls with permanent marker

- Try and go to college class. Highschool and Nightschool is ok.

- Get dropped off somewhere before you come up and then realize you don't know where the fuck you are.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Grav]
#10483485 - 06/10/09 03:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

don't have your phone on, so you don't have to debate on answering the phone call where you heard an acquaintance was shot in the head.

and by any means don't drive when you're still trippin pretty hard, and if you decide to, make sure you don't sit at a gas station struggling to figure out how to open the car's gas tank

ESPECIALLY make sure you aren't in public when you can't tell the difference between your spoken words and your thoughts. I'm not sure if that's happened to anyone else though :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10483529 - 06/10/09 03:49 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

try to summon a demon from the abyss

it works, but then it won't leave

don't..muhahaha

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: illusionn]
#10483531 - 06/10/09 03:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

illusionn said:
don't have your phone on, so you don't have to debate on answering the phone call where you heard an acquaintance was shot in the head.

and by any means don't drive when you're still trippin pretty hard, and if you decide to, make sure you don't sit at a gas station struggling to figure out how to open the car's gas tank

ESPECIALLY make sure you aren't in public when you can't tell the difference between your spoken words and your thoughts. I'm not sure if that's happened to anyone else though

I can totally see that gas station thing happening to me. I agree with the phone one. Just don't even have it on.

-Don't go to a golf course and walk anywhere you want. The golfers might get suspicious if your sitting down in the sandtrap looking at the clouds

I think it's strange that it feels so good to just sit and stare at a tree or the sky while tripping, but to sober people, this is such a strange sight. Why is this? Does society look down on stopping to sit and enjoy something as simple as this?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ridebaja]
#10483568 - 06/10/09 04:00 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

yes. its evil

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ridebaja]
#10483596 - 06/10/09 04:06 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont bring money with u, i always buy stuff i dont need when tripping and have buyers remorse when i come down lol
dont try to roll takes forever and comes out horrable , i always roll a few cones b4 coming up
dont trip with someone who will keep pacing back and forth and asking if your good ,scary times lol
dont tell people who arnt tripping to look at simple stuff like plants grass....

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: boomersrgreat420]
#10484220 - 06/10/09 05:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

So far I've done all of these things but the golf course one. Yes, even trying to walk the cat. To the person who said they've had a hard time telling their thoughts from spoken words in public, that one sucks! Talk about a good way to get into trouble or freak a sober person out...

a few more things not to do:
- buy more drugs
- hit up girls you haven't talked to since highschool (phone/myspace/etc all bad ideas)
- watch Muppets in Space or The Dark Crystal
- pick weed off your plants way early beacuse you need something to smoke and no one's holding or answering the phone you shouldn't be using.
- Go for a walk around a residential area and "relocate" the FOR SALE signs to other lawns.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10484756 - 06/10/09 07:02 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

"Don't chain smoke cigs all night" => stick to green

"Don't talk to you drunk ex-girlfriend" => HANG UP

"DO NOT LOOK AT THE BATH TUB" => not sure why but it always really bugs me out trippin' :wowz:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: EyelessVagabond]
#10484823 - 06/10/09 07:16 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't keep asking your mailman for your mail a block away from your house after it has been delivered and continue to chase the mail truck when he thinks you are out of your mind.

Don't think you can outrun that train... or in some cases think you can fly over it.

Don't harass strangers thinking you have the mystery to life solved, especially when it is something stupid like: 'ok ok, life is... the weekend, cause during the week you are on the man's dollar.. and the weekend is when you can live... except when you have mondays off then life is monday too.'

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Lennyk]
#10485322 - 06/10/09 08:56 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do not

be around your parents.

count money while trying to pay for something(especially in a store)

Mess with your mushroom grow (at all)

Talk to your neighbors

Drive

Do stupid shit and get injured

Do meth

Get in a fight (physical or verbal)

Talk in public if you have no idea what's coming out of your mouth.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#10485365 - 06/10/09 09:05 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont go

Trippin in crowded places (unless your already experienced enough to/ dont mind it)

By yourself(unless your comfortable enough too)

Smoke more than an eighth of chron (knocked me out and i saw the craziest fuckin dimensions)

Stoned Man Out :hippie:

Edited by doyoutrip (06/10/09 09:07 PM)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: doyoutrip]
#10485388 - 06/10/09 09:11 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

These are all great, you could have some of these as scenes in a stoner flick.

Don't try and change cloths trippin. I've been lost with my head in a sleeve for what felt like an eternity.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: EyelessVagabond]
#10485389 - 06/10/09 09:11 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

EyelessVagabond said:
"Don't chain smoke cigs all night" => stick to green

"Don't talk to you drunk ex-girlfriend" => HANG UP

"DO NOT LOOK AT THE BATH TUB" => not sure why but it always really bugs me out trippin'

I dunno dude; since I've been little the bathtub and especially the showerhead has been like a godsend to me. Before I discovered cannabis (and even now) I found lying in the shower on my back, allowing the water to shower down on my lower torso area (the "stomach") completely alleviates nausea FOR ME. Honestly, I'd say it's more effective than cannabis and works faster (for me it's instantaneous), but as soon as the stimulus on my torso ends, the nausea starts back up.

Could also have a bit to do with being in an area that is "suitable" for vomit. IMO it's much worse having to vomit in a place where it isn't commonly done (usually places where it'll be hard to clean up), while being in a place where I can vomit without worrying about it (preferably the tub...yah I know I'm icky) seems to make the whole ordeal go easier.

Also, during every trip I've ever been on involving acid (half dozen, maybe 8, not sure) I've made use of the tub during some portion of the trip (and not for vomiting). I find it the most relaxing place in my house, plus I'm poor so it's the closest thing I get to a sensory dep. chamber.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#10485400 - 06/10/09 09:14 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Mess with your mushroom grow (at all)

I always like to go in the room and say hello, thanks, and keep on growin! ...But I make sure not to touch...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: poeticphoto]
#10485441 - 06/10/09 09:24 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Meet up with people youre not comfortable with

Smoke weed with yours friends mom and her friends that dont know youre tripping

Lay out in a motel parking lot at night

Talk really loudly about all the shit youre experiencing at 3am in a small apartment complex outside peoples houses.

Cook.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10485497 - 06/10/09 09:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

#WHATEVER:Try to have a conversation about sewing with your mother in law (yes i tried it)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TTT]
#10485520 - 06/10/09 09:41 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

take off your cloths because you think you're burning up. (fever)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10485530 - 06/10/09 09:43 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Shad0w said:
"Try not to explain the 'secret of the universe' to sober people."

This is alot of fun. I try to do it every time i trip, infact i make a point of it...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: BEEP]
#10485543 - 06/10/09 09:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't try to list 500 things not to do when your trippin, while you're trippin.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10485598 - 06/10/09 09:57 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

go mudding...

ride a roller coaster?

light bottle 350 bottle rockets through out the trip?

roman candles? lol

have porn playing in the background?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#10485623 - 06/10/09 10:05 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Do not

count money while trying to pay for something(especially in a store)

Drive

Agreed

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10485625 - 06/10/09 10:06 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Izangi said:
go mudding...

ride a roller coaster?

light bottle 350 bottle rockets through out the trip?

roman candles? lol

have porn playing in the background?

i see nothing wrong with any of those.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: _myconaut_]
#10485639 - 06/10/09 10:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Try to sleep in your car in a closed city park.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10485642 - 06/10/09 10:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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ride a roller coaster?

Actually, its an exhilerating experience to say the least. The trip goes from whatever the fuck you were feeling (prolly paranoid, because you and ur buddy were waiting in line with 200 strangers tripping balls for the past 30 minutes) to an amazing state of clarity as your body tries to figure out what the fuck is going on. If you can handle the people, you can handle the trip haha.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10486127 - 06/11/09 12:24 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

#1: meet a policeman :onfire:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10486485 - 06/11/09 03:37 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

lol, these are horribly numbered...

- don't throw frisbees and let them fly into unwanted places.

and also, make sure you can actually catch one :lol:

almost had a few close calls nailing myself in the face due to poor depth perception

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: mellontatauda]
#10486503 - 06/11/09 03:55 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

race through a fully wooded area with lots of roots at three in the mroning with camo gear.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AtticusProphet]
#10486536 - 06/11/09 04:16 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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waiting til the 4g kicks in BEFORE trying to put the tent up

Ive done that on two separate occasions. Five dumbasses standing around a vintage 1970's tent. Laughing at it:) Never did get that tent up. .....Once was at a festival .... just arrived and was walking to my campsite. And this guy offers me two hits of liquid. Never got that tent up either... the whole weekend sleeping in the car :rolleyes:

when i slept

No emergency rooms... don't even say emergency room for that matter

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: preschooler]
#10486577 - 06/11/09 04:35 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

-Never drink a fifth of vodka and go swimming in 40 degree water at 3 am on a resort beach with people sleeping in their boats and shit, and have to be rescued by three friends with a stolen paddleboat.

Ya cant make that shit up, folks. :awesome:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ManaShaman]
#10486608 - 06/11/09 04:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

-handle large amounts of money
-make big decissions
-talk to the police
-think about any past or current life stressers
-look in the toilet after you shit
-eat weird looking or textured foods
-mix the wrong substances
-cook
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10486675 - 06/11/09 05:20 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Call your grandmother and get into a theological debate. :facepalm:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: blewmeanie]
#10486682 - 06/11/09 05:23 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

-Have a conversation with a dumb-ass.
-Go to any government buildings and banks.
-Pick out clothes for a special ocassion.
-Do algebra.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10486688 - 06/11/09 05:26 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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-Do algebra.

You are sooooooo wrong about that one. :awesome:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: blewmeanie]
#10486694 - 06/11/09 05:27 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

hmm not in my experience. have fun tho. :confused:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: blewmeanie]
#10486703 - 06/11/09 05:30 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

-Try to draw the universe
-Colour your friends cat half pink
-Tie socks around the same cat.
-Have a staring contest with the mirror.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Azura]
#10486742 - 06/11/09 05:42 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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-Try to draw the universe
-Colour your friends cat half pink
-Tie socks around the same cat.
-Have a staring contest with the mirror.

those all sound fun actually.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10486757 - 06/11/09 05:47 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Well the mirror and the universe ones kinda suck. I became really anxious and almost angry and didn't handle it well. I ended up in my boxer shorts wrapped in a blanket staring at the stars to calm me down.

In retrospect the cat ones are pretty funny.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Azura]
#10486767 - 06/11/09 05:51 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

lol i stare in the mirror and make faces and examine my facial features for hours while tripping sometimes. i kind of enjoy it. its like someone is photo-shopping your face in real-time. lol

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10486784 - 06/11/09 05:57 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I had extreme involuntary movements also. My feet couldn't sit still and my fingers had to touch or tap everything in the room. Tapping the mirror was a psych out.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Azura]
#10486875 - 06/11/09 06:35 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

take 7 grams of mushrooms at Disneyland.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Humility]
#10489075 - 06/11/09 02:42 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Humility said:
Quote:

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"Don't chain smoke cigs all night" => stick to green

"Don't talk to you drunk ex-girlfriend" => HANG UP

"DO NOT LOOK AT THE BATH TUB" => not sure why but it always really bugs me out trippin'

I dunno dude; since I've been little the bathtub and especially the showerhead has been like a godsend to me. Before I discovered cannabis (and even now) I found lying in the shower on my back, allowing the water to shower down on my lower torso area (the "stomach") completely alleviates nausea FOR ME. Honestly, I'd say it's more effective than cannabis and works faster (for me it's instantaneous), but as soon as the stimulus on my torso ends, the nausea starts back up.

Could also have a bit to do with being in an area that is "suitable" for vomit. IMO it's much worse having to vomit in a place where it isn't commonly done (usually places where it'll be hard to clean up), while being in a place where I can vomit without worrying about it (preferably the tub...yah I know I'm icky) seems to make the whole ordeal go easier.

Also, during every trip I've ever been on involving acid (half dozen, maybe 8, not sure) I've made use of the tub during some portion of the trip (and not for vomiting). I find it the most relaxing place in my house, plus I'm poor so it's the closest thing I get to a sensory dep. chamber.

I've done exactly the same thing, very relaxing. Funny thing is if there's a shower head I'm aight, but just a tub is scary haha. I dunno second time a tripped I took a leak in my buddy's bathroom and the tub just scared the shit outta me, I've avoided them since...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10489142 - 06/11/09 02:56 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Engelsblut6 said:
-handle large amounts of money
-make big decissions
-talk to the police
-think about any past or current life stressers
-look in the toilet after you shit
-eat weird looking or textured foods
-mix the wrong substances
-cook
-play with fire and or hazardous chems

I love cooking. My first mushroom trip, I made a delicious breakfsat burrito and like 4 gallons of the best tea ive ever drank...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10489343 - 06/11/09 03:24 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

have responsibilities.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: joe Biggs]
#10489369 - 06/11/09 03:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do not:
Approach a group of kids smoking weed at night, then proceed to feel as though the "greeting" had already happened and not say anything...then just sorta stare...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Teh_Face]
#10490552 - 06/11/09 06:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Teh_Face said:
Quote:

Engelsblut6 said:
-handle large amounts of money
-make big decissions
-talk to the police
-think about any past or current life stressers
-look in the toilet after you shit
-eat weird looking or textured foods
-mix the wrong substances
-cook
-play with fire and or hazardous chems

I love cooking. My first mushroom trip, I made a delicious breakfsat burrito and like 4 gallons of the best tea ive ever drank...

yea just trying to play it safe for noobs. dont want no one poppin some leftover pizza into the oven going into the other room and getting lost in the trip and forgetting completley.

and about the bathtub/shower. i thing showering can be great while tripping. same with even just soaking ur head uner the faucet.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Mykologist]
#10490709 - 06/11/09 07:05 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Mykologist said:
Do not:
Approach a group of kids smoking weed at night, then proceed to feel as though the "greeting" had already happened and not say anything...then just sorta stare...

HAHAHA. I am just picturing this happening. What did they do?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ved]
#10491353 - 06/11/09 09:07 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Try to convince someone who is sober that they are the ones that are crazy.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: showme]
#10491426 - 06/11/09 09:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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showme said:
Quote:

Ved said:
Try to convince someone who is sober that they are the ones that are crazy.

hahahahahahaha

That really is an awesome quote...Lol

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Jaelermane]
#10491469 - 06/11/09 09:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do not ever

- Try to make pizza in the oven without the use of a pan.
- Say "aliens are lifting up the fucking car" while at a stoplight.
- Order just breadsticks for delivery from Dominos 15 minutes before they close
- Hang around sober people (unless you know you can do it)
- Wander into an abandoned mental asylum after dark on 4 hits of lsd
- Talk to your parents
- Try and run through the woods full speed while wearing kelidoscopic glasses lol
-Climb onto a rock the size of a house using the trees around it and try to get down.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#10491558 - 06/11/09 09:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Why are people listing off fun shit to do? The only thing you shouldn't do is something you feel uncomfortable with at the time you are tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: infectedshrewm]
#10491766 - 06/11/09 10:09 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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race through a fully wooded area with lots of roots at three in the mroning with camo gear.

i did this once on lsd. the woods were like pitch black. i fell in an old foundation. i could have got seriously hurt but i landed on soft ground.

i also thought an elephant-like creature was approaching me but it was just another tripping friend dragging 2 huge tree branches around in the dark woods for no reason.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Grav]
#10491913 - 06/11/09 10:35 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

lol, thats funny shit. maybe he thought he was an elephant like creature.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: joe Biggs]
#10491968 - 06/11/09 10:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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joe Biggs said:
have responsibilities.

+1

parent teacher conference. bad idea. even having it the same day, later, after you figure you'll be baseline: bad. idea.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: latherdome]
#10491984 - 06/11/09 10:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

-take a piss test.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10491997 - 06/11/09 10:52 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#10492420 - 06/12/09 01:15 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

do not

talk to your gf's brother for the first time, and then at the end of the conversation say "am i even talking?.... or just thinking?

talk to your hockey coach about anything other then hockey (Ex: mail trucks, rain, and how our existence could really just be a thought)

throw knives or hatchets (fun at first.... but tough to explain later)

carry a 2.5 foot rock into a fast food restaurant and set it on the table because it looks cool, and then not order anything, and leave the rock

play tennis on skateboards in your dorm hallway past quite hours

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10492453 - 06/12/09 01:31 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

There is never anything wrong with smoking 9 bowls of really good weed

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: hAZyLAZy]
#10493821 - 06/12/09 10:40 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

attend a funeral... would be a major buzz kill

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10493828 - 06/12/09 10:44 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont listen to shitty tripping music like slayer or whatever. listen to bob marley, jimi hendrix, dream theater, mgmt, beatles..etc.

nothing worse then trippin on shrooms at someone elses house and all they have is death metal when i want to chill and reflect on shit, lol.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Acid_Raindrops]
#10493836 - 06/12/09 10:46 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

bob marley is golden, when enlightened...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10493870 - 06/12/09 10:56 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I remember going to a nightschool class on acid once. I didn't plan this. I took it that morning and the trip lasted forever. The class was really fucked up, luckily we were watching videos the whole time about 'sexual harrasment'. So the lights were off and I could kinda just chill and watch this video which was completely fucked up. all these women were talking on it and they all had black holes where one of there eye sockets were, and basically looked like zombies. it was fucked up, I would probably add it to the list.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Grav]
#10494039 - 06/12/09 11:35 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

- Drive. thinking that the shrooms wont kick in fast enough and that you could go pick up shit.
- Call friends who you know are trippin, who turn out to be trippin bad and wanna go driving somewhere, or to the hospital. Thats always gay.
- And on that note, PHONES ARE EVIL!
- Trip in a non smoking hotel (there fucking up on their shit, or at least thats what we thought :crazy2:

)
- Anything with the Police
- Trippin with people on amphs.. They always look like such tweakers and say crazy shit and it fuckin freaks me out and keeps me on edge. bad vibes from them mo fuggas.
- play with swords or go shooting.
saw too many patterns and shit through the scope, I thought i could be shooting at ANYTHING right now. Too much paranoia for just a loud bang ; And Our swords got fucked up :mad2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Acid_Raindrops]
#10494240 - 06/12/09 12:26 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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dont listen to shitty tripping music like slayer or whatever. listen to bob marley, jimi hendrix, dream theater, mgmt, beatles..etc.

nothing worse then trippin on shrooms at someone elses house and all they have is death metal when i want to chill and reflect on shit, lol.

Thats what headphones are for. One of my best trips was Acid+Slipknot.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ima Trooper]
#10497282 - 06/12/09 10:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't eat while tripping. It took me over an hour to eat a pizza.
Pizza also tastes gross... all I could feel was dough, oil and cheese. Yuck.

Don't take on anything you don;t need, it can be a massive chore just to take clothes off.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: psycho4ctive]
#10497504 - 06/12/09 11:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

never try to shave or cut you or someone elses hair, or play with dangerous powertools. was driving mentioned???

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10497535 - 06/12/09 11:46 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I should've read this list about 15 minutes ago :facepalm:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ElementsToLife]
#10497552 - 06/12/09 11:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

never perform a circumcision while tripping, can be a bit messy.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ElementsToLife]
#10497571 - 06/12/09 11:54 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Convince yourself that a cigarette is the only true measure of time, so you end up chain smoking 4 packs.

Try to walk to the next town at 3 AM without a flashlight, on the highway, alone.

If you do attempt the above, make sure you don't end up sitting in the parking lot of an elementary school an hour before school starts.

Try to take apart a bike.

Think it would be a good idea to go swimming in the creek behind your house... While it's snowing.

Come to the conclusion that you don't need a house anymore.. And try to burn it down.

That was one fucked up night...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: apt403]
#10499113 - 06/13/09 09:34 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

apt403 said:
Convince yourself that a cigarette is the only true measure of time, so you end up chain smoking 4 packs.

Try to walk to the next town at 3 AM without a flashlight, on the highway, alone.

If you do attempt the above, make sure you don't end up sitting in the parking lot of an elementary school an hour before school starts.

Try to take apart a bike.

Think it would be a good idea to go swimming in the creek behind your house... While it's snowing.

Come to the conclusion that you don't need a house anymore.. And try to burn it down.

That was one fucked up night...

I hope you didn't try to do this.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10499127 - 06/13/09 09:36 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

fuck houses

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LvMkngFlwrChld]
#10499282 - 06/13/09 10:19 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

- Have your entire group leave their bikes at the beginning of the path in the Nature Center.

- Tell them you may have missed a path on the journey back and say " I'm pretty sure I know"

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10499485 - 06/13/09 11:13 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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rustyeffect said:
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apt403 said:
Convince yourself that a cigarette is the only true measure of time, so you end up chain smoking 4 packs.

Try to walk to the next town at 3 AM without a flashlight, on the highway, alone.

If you do attempt the above, make sure you don't end up sitting in the parking lot of an elementary school an hour before school starts.

Try to take apart a bike.

Think it would be a good idea to go swimming in the creek behind your house... While it's snowing.

Come to the conclusion that you don't need a house anymore.. And try to burn it down.

That was one fucked up night...

I hope you didn't try to do this.

I had a friend hide anything that could be seriously dangerous long before we started tripping. It pretty much culminated in covering the floor of my room in burning candles, and throwing about 10 rolls worth of waded toilet paper on top of them.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: psycho4ctive]
#10499517 - 06/13/09 11:23 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Don't eat while tripping. It took me over an hour to eat a pizza.
Pizza also tastes gross... all I could feel was dough, oil and cheese. Yuck.

Don't take on anything you don;t need, it can be a massive chore just to take clothes off.

i love to eat when im trippin!!! maby its just me?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10499523 - 06/13/09 11:24 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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corie128 said:
Quote:

psycho4ctive said:
Don't eat while tripping. It took me over an hour to eat a pizza.
Pizza also tastes gross... all I could feel was dough, oil and cheese. Yuck.

Don't take on anything you don;t need, it can be a massive chore just to take clothes off.

i love to eat when im trippin!!! maby its just me?

ditto, eating sweets/candy is amazing

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: haymaker]
#10499534 - 06/13/09 11:30 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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haymaker said:
Quote:

corie128 said:
Quote:

psycho4ctive said:
Don't eat while tripping. It took me over an hour to eat a pizza.
Pizza also tastes gross... all I could feel was dough, oil and cheese. Yuck.

Don't take on anything you don;t need, it can be a massive chore just to take clothes off.

i love to eat when im trippin!!! maby its just me?

ditto, eating sweets/candy is amazing

for sure dude!!! i tripped once that I was in the sky eating clouds and rainbows but in reality i was just closing my eyes while eating a cookie and jelly beans hahah!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10499746 - 06/13/09 12:26 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

drive.
listen to poor music.
use a phone.
try to understand your pets on an intellectual level.
go to school (class).

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: joe Biggs]
#10499932 - 06/13/09 01:11 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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joe Biggs said:
drive.
listen to poor music.
use a phone.
try to understand your pets on an intellectual level.
go to school (class).

Oh yeah!

I have had to leave school more than once thinking I could handle a trip in that place.

Yikes! So many people-

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Psilocelium]
#10499980 - 06/13/09 01:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

call 118 118 (directories) looking for a pizza at 1.00am in canary wharf.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Psilocelium]
#10500239 - 06/13/09 02:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

some of these may only apply to folks who live in an apartment, or have small property with close neighbors

Don't

- Mow your lawn. You may regret it later...
- Play music too loud (especially if you have a good stereo with a lot
of bass).
- Leave a fog machine on and forget about it.
- Talk to religious solicitors.
- Play horseshoes.
- Do your taxes.
- Take a walk with bare feet.
- Make a stupid video and post it on YouTube. There's already plenty
of them.
- Host a party.
- Play golf.
- Spy on the neighbors.
- Scrape your pipe.
- Go to work or have a lemonade stand.
- Trespass

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Psilocelium]
#10500287 - 06/13/09 02:53 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Psilocelium said:
Quote:

joe Biggs said:
drive.
listen to poor music.
use a phone.
try to understand your pets on an intellectual level.
go to school (class).

Oh yeah!

I have had to leave school more than once thinking I could handle a trip in that place.

Yikes! So many people-

the first time i ever tripped I ate a couple mushroom stems right before school started. (I was 16) It didn't really hit me until 1st period English class, everything became incredibly funny and I started laughing uncontrollably, I must have looked retarded. When class ended I was one of the first ones out in the hallway and then I just see tons of kids come pouring out of each classroom and filling up the hallway like they were little cells filing into a bloodstream. I ended up walking out of the school early that day because it got a little out of control. I would not recomend it unless you go to a shitty school, maybe, like i did.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Grav]
#10500345 - 06/13/09 03:16 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

NOT to do while tripping

--watch CSI, Law & Order, etc...dont even let it be on your tv

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: the bizzle]
#10500614 - 06/13/09 04:20 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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moshroom said:

Don't try and change cloths trippin. I've been lost with my head in a sleeve for what felt like an eternity.

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carry a 2.5 foot rock into a fast food restaurant and set it on the table because it looks cool, and then not order anything, and leave the rock

my favorites hahahahaha i love this thread

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: 34120060]

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#10500649 - 06/13/09 04:31 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

fuck TV in general mostly, u never know what kind of comercial or show will come on and fuck ur whooolleee trip up. like LOCK UP: Extended Stay

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10500704 - 06/13/09 04:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Beavis and Butthead was on while tripping one time. Didn't like it at all for some reason.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10500714 - 06/13/09 04:50 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

DONT watch Squidbillies on Adult Swim as the strongest trip of your life is coming on fast. That show gets way too fucked up too fast. That did not exactly set the best tone for such an intense trip, though it was extremely entertaining :cool:

Also, I can't stand being around people who aren't tripping, except for 2-3 individuals who are my absolute best friends.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: the bizzle]
#10500744 - 06/13/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

oh yeah.... -> Childs play three.

at the time, i was on a level 5 mushroom and unable to do anything.
couldn't get out a phrase, such as; 'turn it the fuck off'.. so had to watch the first twenty minutes..
i hate films like that.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: bob5]
#10500852 - 06/13/09 05:28 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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bob5 said:
oh yeah.... -> Childs play three.

at the time, i was on a level 5 mushroom and unable to do anything.
couldn't get out a phrase, such as; 'turn it the fuck off'.. so had to watch the first twenty minutes..
i hate films like that.

so u hate comedys???? cuz that shit is halarious. lol a little fucking dumb ass doll killing people lol dumb az phuck, but funny :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10500880 - 06/13/09 05:34 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

do not walk into (what you think is) your friend's new apartment when you've never been there before and not totally sure where it is

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Grav]
#10501634 - 06/13/09 08:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

noobs shouldnt listen to the band Velvit Acid Christ durring trip.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10501707 - 06/13/09 08:35 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

DON'T be too afraid too have fun

After all is said and done, you'll be ok

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10501900 - 06/13/09 09:17 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont read this thread probably. some of this stuff people are saying might bug you out just reading it, lol

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Xobil3]
#10514678 - 06/15/09 11:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Try to sleep in your car in a closed city park.

So what happened here? I must know the story!

Well I decided to take some shrooms one night and I went to a park that would be a good environment to trip in. The whole night went fine until I decided to go back to my car to crash. I was sitting there listening to music when all of a sudden a spotlight dominated my world. I freaked out because I had three rolls (which I quickly hid in the best hiding spot ever), three chocolates with a half eighth of shrooms each (two cops held the bag in their hands then gave it back :dancer:

) and my pipe and grinder. I was still tripping a little and I was freaking out pretty bad. The cop came up to the window and asked me why I was so nervous. Long story short I said I had been smoking, and gave up my pipe and grinder. I got a ticket for possession and I have court next Tuesday. They never found the hard stuff.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10516512 - 06/16/09 10:42 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Engelsblut6 said:
Quote:

bob5 said:
oh yeah.... -> Childs play three.

at the time, i was on a level 5 mushroom and unable to do anything.
couldn't get out a phrase, such as; 'turn it the fuck off'.. so had to watch the first twenty minutes..
i hate films like that.

so u hate comedys???? cuz that shit is halarious. lol a little fucking dumb ass doll killing people lol dumb az phuck, but funny

that intro was really creepy.. : with all the trickling bloody fleshy stuff..!
and then the bit where you first see the dolls talking to each-other
i hadn't seen any of the films before.. so didn't know what to expect. and i had heard
nasty things about the childs play films.
it was really unsettling and wasn't enhancing my trip at all.

another thing that sucks on shrooms.. is family guy. which at the best of times is alright.
and the rest of the time sucks balls anyhow.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: bob5]
#10517036 - 06/16/09 12:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

yea i guess maybe if u didnt know what to expect but still, dolls scare u?? if a fucking doll came at u with a knife would u actually be scared or would u just stomp on the fucking thing and run it through a coffee grinder and smoke its ass, fuck those dolls :lol:

and family guy is just one of those shows, it can be funny and has made me laugh pretty good, some very dry and very offensive jokes in there, pretty funny, but the god damn show is annoying as fuck yea, and would suck tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10517042 - 06/16/09 12:27 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10521560 - 06/17/09 02:21 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

god damn that was incredibly anoying who is that god awefull band???

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10522477 - 06/17/09 07:12 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

don't go to your friend's crazy lithium taking grandmother's house for shortbread and tea in the garden of doom. ...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: reachoutforlife]
#10522756 - 06/17/09 08:40 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't destroy a beautiful flower that your two buddys (that are also tripping) have been staring at for the last 10 mins. And proceed to lunch it at one of their faces.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10523133 - 06/17/09 10:29 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

"carry a 2.5 foot rock into a fast food restaurant and set it on the table because it looks cool, and then not order anything, and leave the rock"

omg hahahaha i was laughing all day about this

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: tealeaf]
#10523153 - 06/17/09 10:34 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

don't take a low dose, you pussies

englbutt, sux 4 you brah

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HyperSpace]
#10523212 - 06/17/09 10:50 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

HyperSpace said:
try to summon a demon from the abyss

it works, but then it won't leave

don't..muhahaha

Yeah this would be on the top on my list. Most people don't realize how serious this can be, till it becomes reality. That's why i always take mushrooms as a sacrament, and pray to bless it to my body. Otherwise you leave yourself open to possession by evil spirits.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10523213 - 06/17/09 10:51 AM (2 years, 11 months ago)

don't eat 3.2g of potent shrooms, and go hangout with people who have no idea your Trippin, especially if its your first time trippin shrooms....i wasn't expecting it to be that intense...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: mushmanTN]
#10523766 - 06/17/09 12:41 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

don't cut through a drunk rednecks yard while hes throwing a redneck party and have a drunk angry redneck get into your face, then say to him (as i pull out my phone and ipod: "sir i have nothing i mean no harm my friend is a dumbass and i will never come back." (my friend started running when the redneck approached us.)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Invision]
#10523786 - 06/17/09 12:44 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont walk downtown and accidently step in ice cream, and then continue to walk downtown with ice cream all over your leg.

not pleasant.

that was on 4g of shrooms.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Modizu]
#10524451 - 06/17/09 02:35 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

try and buy alcohol after three o clock then pay the guy five bucks to walk out so i can get a 32oz

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10524473 - 06/17/09 02:38 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Here is an obvious one. Don't look in the mirror. Seriously. Just don't. hahahahaha

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: metaljuana]
#10524861 - 06/17/09 03:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dude i look in the mirror as much as i can!
IT gets fucking NUTS sometime. But it never has really freaked me out.
Its easy for me to remember that im under the influence of something and that what im seeing is fake. Your GREATLY missing out on some trippy ass shit...

IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE MIRROR THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM! :rofl2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
#10524886 - 06/17/09 03:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

so are we gonna get a streamlined compiled list of 500 things or what?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
#10525305 - 06/17/09 04:57 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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- Drive. thinking that the shrooms wont kick in fast enough and that you could go pick up shit.
- Call friends who you know are trippin, who turn out to be trippin bad and wanna go driving somewhere, or to the hospital. Thats always gay.
- And on that note, PHONES ARE EVIL!
- Trip in a non smoking hotel (there fucking up on their shit, or at least thats what we thought )
- Anything with the Police
- Trippin with people on amphs.. They always look like such tweakers and say crazy shit and it fuckin freaks me out and keeps me on edge. bad vibes from them mo fuggas.
- play with swords or go shooting.
saw too many patterns and shit through the scope, I thought i could be shooting at ANYTHING right now. Too much paranoia for just a loud bang ; And Our swords got fucked up

lmfao thats great "your swords got fucked up"

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10525410 - 06/17/09 05:10 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

No.. It was horrible :sad:

lol no, now we just got 2 swords with chips and bends. haha
But in a way i guess it was good cuz now if we feel like fucking shit up with a sword or just messing with one we no longer have to worry about something happening to it....
If you ever need to fight off a bad trip, grab a sword!! :psycho:

lol
Its actually pretty fun to go chop some fruit in half or stab water bottles and shit when trippin. you feel like a god damn warrior.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
#10525468 - 06/17/09 05:14 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I use to have a cheap Katana that was pretty sharp short story I ended up slicing my self up lol but I had a fun time :omgawesome:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10525566 - 06/17/09 05:25 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

yeah when i think about it, its probably one of the most irresponsible things you can try to to while trippin; but ill NEVER whip it out if im deciding against it or trippin TOO hard.
IF you start to fight your thoughts, your thoughts will fight back and well... Thats never good. haha

Ha but yeah i remember being COMPLETELY AMAZED that the sword would go right threw a water bottle and into the ground with out any hesitation or resistance.
I remember being like "did i get it? Did it go through?!" Then getting as close as i can to the spot on the ground where the sword bottle and earth met and after seein that i did get it and it DID go through my jaw just dropped.
Lol idk why i was so shocked that it could do that, i mean it IS a fucking sword. hahah damn i love trippin. :awesome:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: RedRainDrop]
#10526052 - 06/17/09 06:33 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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RedRainDrop said:
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try to summon a demon from the abyss

it works, but then it won't leave

don't..muhahaha

Yeah this would be on the top on my list. Most people don't realize how serious this can be, till it becomes reality. That's why i always take mushrooms as a sacrament, and pray to bless it to my body. Otherwise you leave yourself open to possession by evil spirits.

When I read this you have 666 posts :evil:

Yeh I agree, just watch it because some spirits are tricksters :grin:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: reachoutforlife]
#10526071 - 06/17/09 06:36 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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don't go to your friend's crazy lithium taking grandmother's house for shortbread and tea in the garden of doom. ...

man i used to have a crazy ass freind on lithium, that shit makes u nuts! :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10531544 - 06/18/09 03:59 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

go shopping in TKMax

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: bob5]
#10531674 - 06/18/09 04:23 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't get so drunk you stumble when you walk and THEN decide it's a good idea to trip. Seeing 3 of everything AND have it be all trippy was intense but made it really hard to focus. The Fresh Prince was all gibberish and cool shirts. :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GoldenCapAttack]
#10531709 - 06/18/09 04:32 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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dude i look in the mirror as much as i can!
IT gets fucking NUTS sometime. But it never has really freaked me out.
Its easy for me to remember that im under the influence of something and that what im seeing is fake. Your GREATLY missing out on some trippy ass shit...

IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE MIRROR THEN GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
#10531998 - 06/18/09 05:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Do not run around a hotel on 2C-E handing out glowsticks to people that are drinking. They just don't understand (and you will find it frustrating).

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
#10532004 - 06/18/09 05:19 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: RedRainDrop]
#10532077 - 06/18/09 05:31 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

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RedRainDrop said:
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HyperSpace said:
try to summon a demon from the abyss

it works, but then it won't leave

don't..muhahaha

Yeah this would be on the top on my list. Most people don't realize how serious this can be, till it becomes reality. That's why i always take mushrooms as a sacrament, and pray to bless it to my body. Otherwise you leave yourself open to possession by evil spirits.

I'm afraid of even messing with a oujia board, bad experiences in the past with the occult. :sad:

But to add to the list I'd say don't carry a lot of stuff on you, especially things you would hate yourself for losing like a wallet, house and/or car keys, etc. Just stuff the cash you need in your pocket, paper money has such a strange vibe when tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: mr.bixby]
#10532436 - 06/18/09 06:38 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

Don't start randomly high-fiving people in a bar.

Or go to a bar in general thinking it will be fun.

Apparently the knack to being in a bar is to look like your having fun while strategically putting off a vibe of your choice... preferably once that gets you status points in some way or other (i.e. with girls).

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10532478 - 06/18/09 06:47 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

I dunno, I watched a few Beavis and Butthead episodes while coming up on acid once. I rather liked it. It was just so weird and I knew I was starting to feel something when the animation started to seem really... choppy.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10532799 - 06/18/09 07:43 PM (2 years, 11 months ago)

dont drive around looking for an after party on 5 hits of GOOD liquid, then find the after party, then knock on the wrong door thinking its your friends (and saying a bunch of ignorant shit like "YOUR MOM"! when they ask who it is) when its actually their crazy neighbor who ends up calling the cops

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: chopstick]
#10651599 - 07/10/09 05:45 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

But seriously don't drive at all. Yea you probably won't hurt anyone, but the sole fact that you even take that risk is totally, completely selfish.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10651612 - 07/10/09 05:58 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Don't talk about skynet from the terminator movies.

Don't watch house of 1,000 corpses (retarded ex girlfriends)

Try to not go anywhere around traffic.

Don't play with chinese finger cuffs.

Don't dump water on your floor because it looks/sounds cool.

Don't try to talk to ex girlfriends/boyfriends.

I'd love to swim while tripping, i'm going to have to try that soon!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: iRdchr]
#10651613 - 07/10/09 06:00 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah, driving on any hallucinogen is retarded.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: iRdchr]
#10651684 - 07/10/09 06:49 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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Don't talk about skynet from the terminator movies.

I know, huh? Or the Matrix.....

And don't expect everyone else to see the same things your seeing.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Hellboy]
#10651873 - 07/10/09 08:22 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Don't eat burning hot fried food...

Don't overheat and get dehydrated. Both of those at the same time on an eighth of mushies = SHIT.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10652388 - 07/10/09 10:20 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Go to get cigarettes snuff soda whatever @ 3 A.M. convenience stores are always full of cops @ these hours!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10652481 - 07/10/09 10:39 AM (2 years, 10 months ago)

Dont know if it was written, i dont think some1 read the whole threat...
So call 911 while tripping ^^

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: dstark]
#10653072 - 07/10/09 12:35 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

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call 911 while tripping ^^

I knew someone that actually did that, and got the owner of the house ARRESTED

he felt better after calling 911, but he was hurtin after we beat the fuck out of him for being dumb as fuck

seriously, if anyone calls 911 without having a DAMN good reason, they leave the house as soon as i hear them dial that number

nothing is more dangerous or reckless than calling 911 without a valid reason

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LicHmicrO]
#10653099 - 07/10/09 12:42 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

haha you beat him up...damn

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Unbearable_B]
#10653109 - 07/10/09 12:44 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

that was our party house for 8 months until he fucked all that shit up

of course we beat his ass

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LicHmicrO]
#10653177 - 07/10/09 01:01 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

go to the hospital at 4:00 am posing as a jhon doe....

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10653190 - 07/10/09 01:04 PM (2 years, 10 months ago)

call the cops on the cops.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: novumorganum]
#10747905 - 07/27/09 06:28 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Don't, whatever you do, think about how much fun it is to say the word 'Luftwaffe' - It will become all you say and think about! :lol:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10748588 - 07/27/09 09:52 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

go out without a fixed place to sleep

bleak heavy missionz :stoned2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LicHmicrO]
#10748715 - 07/27/09 10:22 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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nothing is more dangerous or reckless than calling 911 without a valid reason

qft

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10749082 - 07/27/09 11:37 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Never be afraid when tripping, because it will invite demons into your room.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10749448 - 07/27/09 12:38 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

never -
eat cheez-its on acid. no matter how much you may enjoy them sober.

i was at a desert party, just about to hit my peak.. a friend comes over with starburst and cheez-its.. i look at the crackers and think they will be delicious..

one goes in my mouth, i chew three times and immediately spew it into the dirt. i bury it and tell her to take the box away from me.

i kept adding dirt to the pile until i was damn sure no one would ever find that god-awful cracker again.

then i ate the starburst and had myself a time.

also, if you are wearing large black angelic wings at a rave, when a group of trippin-hard girls come up to you and ask "WOWWWWW are you an angel?!", do not say in a sinister voice "no, i am a demon sent to the earth to destroy all that is good and holy" as a joke, because they will not get it.. they will instead run from you for the rest of the night.

i don't know why i thought that would be a good idea, but w/e. i was tired of answering that question.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: starseed]
#10749737 - 07/27/09 01:25 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Go to a Tool concert for the first time.

I thought I was gonna die.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ickyjojofries]
#10751284 - 07/27/09 05:49 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Well I read through the whole thing, So here goes my story.

Call a drug hot line because you think you need to let people who try and stay sober know that the way we perceive things is the only secret to life.

/ wish I was joking (4.5 grams PE)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: starseed]
#10754289 - 07/28/09 08:09 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

"Don't watch house of 1,000 corpses (retarded ex girlfriends)"

I hate scary movies and gross stuff but I had a BLAST watching this movie. I ate 5gs of cubes and 3 hits of acid for halloween a couples years back. ended up chilling with my friend who was dressed as the Joker (I went as Moses).

He popped in the movie and now it is in the top 5 movies I watch while tripping. I laugh the entire time!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: starseed]
#10754564 - 07/28/09 09:10 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Never try to explain to your mother how the government lies and recreational use of soft drugs is ok and can actually benefit society... WHILE YOU ARE TRIPPING.. and also don't admit you are tripping to her.

(she took it ok surprisingly but just ignored me really but maybe because she knows I'm old enough to make my own decisions now.. )

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AdrianPsy]
#10754610 - 07/28/09 09:19 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Don't try and brush your teeth. Bad things happen.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10754612 - 07/28/09 09:19 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

decide once everyone else has passed out and you are still up disoriented decide to walk home, when you dont know the area very well at all. you stand there looking at a train like it was something otherworldly, when an old woman power walking stops to stare at you, like you are something otherworldly... :eek:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: growingcrowd]
#10754699 - 07/28/09 09:40 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Don't give your semi experienced girlfriend 10 grams of mushrooms to split with her inexperienced girlfriend to eat simultaneously on the opposite side of town as you and 2 of your friends eat 6 grams each

Bad times

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: visions]
#10754712 - 07/28/09 09:45 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Also

don't get in your car and drive aimlessly and get lost and experience complete ego death when your sitters run to mcdonalds to grab a bite to eat, thinking they stranded you on the beach by your lonesome

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: yesyesyall]
#10816787 - 08/07/09 09:06 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Go to a Tool concert for the first time.

I thought I was gonna die.

that would be freaky what was it like?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: growingcrowd]
#10816912 - 08/07/09 09:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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decide once everyone else has passed out and you are still up disoriented decide to walk home, when you dont know the area very well at all. you stand there looking at a train like it was something otherworldly, when an old woman power walking stops to stare at you, like you are something otherworldly...

I've experienced this EXACT thing quite a few times now.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AdrianPsy]
#10817225 - 08/07/09 10:48 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-go to the dentist
-read fine print
-sign contracts
..scratch that dont sign ANYTHING!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10817405 - 08/07/09 11:25 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-go to a small town restaurant @5a.m. with farmers inside.
-mix up smoke bombs and 1/4 sticks of dynamite.
-open old food containers that have things crawling around in them.
-start a chainsaw @3am
-put on a freaky mask in the other room with different clothes on, then reappear in front of your friends.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Railrider]
#10818210 - 08/07/09 02:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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-go to a small town restaurant @5a.m. with farmers inside.
-mix up smoke bombs and 1/4 sticks of dynamite.
-open old food containers that have things crawling around in them.
-start a chainsaw @3am
-put on a freaky mask in the other room with different clothes on, then reappear in front of your friends.

LMAO that would be awesome.

One time while tripping with a few others in the light of just a lava lamp, it got really silent for a minute and all of a sudden a sober friend none of us knew came over walked out from behind a curtain waving his arms yelling "ablababalabaala!" We all shit bricks laughing so hard.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10818568 - 08/07/09 02:56 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

go jump around on top of buildings at the local elementary school at 3 in the morning and lighting small fires

bad idea

but it was fun.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: pfxtc]
#10818636 - 08/07/09 03:07 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

taunt and hurl hedge apples at longhorn bulls during breeding season...i saw the devil when he started blowing and grunting

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: xtigers]
#10821098 - 08/08/09 12:59 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-watch a fight
-hear that a friend of a friend has broken out of rehab
-talk to clerks
-read directions

-take the train with someone oblivious to the fact that you are tripping, then tell them halfway thru the ride that you are on two hits of VERY strong lsd and try to get off when the train is moving because you have no idea how you ended up on train in the first place, then become distracted by all the macintosh logos floating around and explain out loud what is going on. Nothing bad happened on that on in the end, I just sat down and shut up until we were off the train

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10821108 - 08/08/09 01:05 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Go to your relatives birthday that you just learned of immediately after ingestion :crazy2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: smack]
#10821336 - 08/08/09 03:58 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

This isn't really things not to do whilst tripping but...

When I was going to drop acid for the first time, circumstances arose that meant I didn't get to do it which was actually a good thing. About the time I would have been mid trip, my dad arrived in tears to tell me my nan had died that night...

I was so happy I didn't do acid!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Apple core]
#10821461 - 08/08/09 05:43 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I don't know if this was mentioned before, but do NOT put a tight shirt/sweater/pants/anything on before tripping because taking off tight clothes is just about the most confusing thing at a lvl 3+ trip peak.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Sebastien]
#10821470 - 08/08/09 05:50 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Do not think bad thoughts...or tell a girl shesa pussy for not killing herself...idk y i said it im A cruel person. i apologized a thousend times over was thinking it to my self and i said it.....to my self but she took it as i was talking to her.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10821507 - 08/08/09 06:13 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Driving is always a bad idea while triping

going to the hospital

tripping with a bunch of people you don't know or like

talking to cops or getting arested

Walking deeper in to the woods, dispite all the dead people hanging from the trees warning you to go back!

Going back in to that one hellish trip/place, where you almost pushed the dark mental abyss of your own mind to far, only to push a little farther, fearing you might get lost forever

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: euphoricpoison]
#10823612 - 08/08/09 03:10 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-dont look a the TP after you wipe your asshole.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: silosighbin]
#10823645 - 08/08/09 03:15 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Don't drive at night while tripping... my friend drove me home on shrooms and we thought the people crossing the street were ghosts. scared the shit out of us haha

omg this shit is sooo scary haha, me and my friend went on a stog run with our car and almost ran into a parked police car cuz it seemed to appear out of no where, i think we were too distracted by the lights haha

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: mr.bixby]
#10823841 - 08/08/09 04:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

#something

-take a shit ton of pictures thinking that the next day the pictures will still look trippy
-also dont send all those pictures to your friends so they can see your trip

haha, i wish it did work though

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10823843 - 08/08/09 04:01 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Engelsblut6 said:
-dont look a the TP after you wipe your asshole.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10823865 - 08/08/09 04:07 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-visit a slaughterhouse
-eat MOAR mushrooms
-have a psychiatric evaluation
-walk into a strangers house and sit down on the sofa
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#10823922 - 08/08/09 04:19 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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-eat MOAR mushrooms

I completely disagree :crazy2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Sebastien]
#10823972 - 08/08/09 04:30 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

mine:

dont decide to shoot off fireworks at 3a.m. in the city, in the middle of October, and then pick the one that is the loudest, longest lasting firework you have left over.

fuck what a horrible idea, took me another 10 years of tripping to ever be able to go outside again and enjoy myself tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: dysphoria]
#10850319 - 08/12/09 11:51 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Rinse the vial of lucy, drink everything, then drive to ceramics class. I would have been fun except I dropped my ocarina into the tub of glaze. Doing so caused glaze to splash on me and three other classmates and their works, and my ocarina broke. Then I went to the administrators office to get the drop slip for the class because I was so upset.

The teacher seemed concerned and asked me about three times if I was really really sure about this and that is was no big deal, I could start over and make a new one.

I said I really didnt want to stay and asked him to sign the form so the class would be cancelled.

I could have made some bomb ass shit in that class had I stuck around for my artistic burst of activity spawned from a series of intense trips.

My attention has been focused on drawing.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10850496 - 08/13/09 12:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Go to a Tool concert for the first time.

I thought I was gonna die.

that would be freaky what was it like?

Everything was cool during the opener (Tweakbird) while I was sitting down. Then as soon as they hit the stage and played their first note, everyone stood up and started yelling. I got way too overwhelmed I guess. I started to black out and thought I was going to puke so I sat down. While I was sitting down I was just sweating rediculously. Very scary. After the first five minutes, everything went fine and had a blast.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Azura]
#10850714 - 08/13/09 01:35 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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-Try to draw the universe
-Colour your friends cat half pink
-Tie socks around the same cat.
-Have a staring contest with the mirror.

staring into the mirror is one of my favorite things to do when im trippin!?!?! :crazy2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Sebastien]
#10850727 - 08/13/09 01:39 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Quote:

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-eat MOAR mushrooms

I completely disagree

true that shit!! the more you eat the better, no doubt eating more while tripping is the most amazing way to continue euphoria.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: yesyesyall]
#10850774 - 08/13/09 02:08 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

- don't go in a conversation with a hobo about how unfair life is. You'll be all like: you've got to grasp the chances you get and embrace life. And the hobo will be telling sad stories about how sucky his life is, automatically filling you with guilt just for acting so happy before.
Causes a very akward silence...

- don't ask your fellow tripper(s) if they want to do something else, thus making it seem like you're not having a good time, while actually you were just checking if they were having a good time. And finally leaving you as well as your fellow tripper(s) in confusion about who wants to do what...

- smoke weed thinking it will lessen the effects when in comedown

- try to sleep it off

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Electric Rainbow]
#10850782 - 08/13/09 02:12 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Ring your mother to tell her you're fucked up on drugs and you want,no need a hug.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LobsterSauce]
#10850810 - 08/13/09 02:31 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

never let a psycho x-girlfriend trip,

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Teh_Face]
#10850851 - 08/13/09 03:03 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Teh_Face said:
I was planning on taking my dog for a walk on HBWR seeds tommorrow...

Why would you take a dog for a walk on HBWR seeds? They don't have much surface area to be walking on, unless you plan on walking on several hundred or thousands of them.

Kidding.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: xBen]
#10851420 - 08/13/09 07:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Scuba diving.

It sounds like it could potentially be the most amazing thing ever. Scuba diving is one of the most relaxing, beautiful and surreal experiences I've ever had. It's pretty much equivalent to flying across an alien landscape, brimming with strange and vibrantly colored creatures, so you can imagine how fucking amazing it might be while tripping.

On the other hand, you're somewhere around 30-100ft underwater, in an environment containing many creatures that might bite off a finger, sting you with deadly poison or otherwise harm you, so being too far from reality would be extremely dangerous.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Electric Rainbow]
#10857913 - 08/14/09 05:20 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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don't ask your fellow tripper(s) if they want to do something else, thus making it seem like you're not having a good time, while actually you were just checking if they were having a good time. And finally leaving you as well as your fellow tripper(s) in confusion about who wants to do what...

that's an awesome one right there.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10863701 - 08/15/09 04:32 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Engelsblut6 said:
-dont look a the TP after you wipe your asshole.

Oh my god... The other night me and some friends got in a little drunk and high (plus we'd been doing laughing gas in the alley behind the bar we were at) and did mushrooms at 2am. It was an amazing experience but just as I was nearly ready to sleep at around 6, my stomach started going crazy!

Had to go the toilet, not only did I feel disgusting but the walls and floor were all still shifting around, seemingly mimicking the internal chaos of my whole digestive system... It was horrible!

Lesson learned: Make sure you never ever need to go for more than a piss when you're mushroomed!

...Although afterward my hands smelled amazing because I washed them so much!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Apple core]
#10864183 - 08/15/09 09:20 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Don't watch Event Horizon
Don't hang out with people you don't like
Don't talk to your parents or authority figures
Don't try to force a trip to stop

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: clemens]
#10869753 - 08/16/09 10:19 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-mow the lawn
-intstal any sort of electrical wiring or fuck with the circuit breaker period.
-Floss your teeth
-Try to stare into the bulb of a strobe light for an hour.
-play with flammable solvents

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10869810 - 08/16/09 10:29 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Izangi said:
go mudding...

ride a roller coaster?

light bottle 350 bottle rockets through out the trip?

roman candles? lol

have porn playing in the background?

Actually last time I tripped acid (3 hits of A+ shit)
We found some fountains and the little fireworks that light up and spin like mad. We went out into a parking lot at 2am and lit like 30 of them off.

It was AMAZING! Best light show ever.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10869838 - 08/16/09 10:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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-handle large amounts of money
-make big decissions
-talk to the police
-think about any past or current life stressers
-look in the toilet after you shit
-eat weird looking or textured foods
-mix the wrong substances
-cook
-play with fire and or hazardous chems

I love cooking. My first mushroom trip, I made a delicious breakfsat burrito and like 4 gallons of the best tea ive ever drank...

yea just trying to play it safe for noobs. dont want no one poppin some leftover pizza into the oven going into the other room and getting lost in the trip and forgetting completley.

and about the bathtub/shower. i thing showering can be great while tripping. same with even just soaking ur head uner the faucet.

I recently showered on the come up of a two hit acid trip...best shower I HAVE EVER HAD!
I also felt the most clean I had ever felt afterwards.
Showering while tripping is a good idea, I think

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10869857 - 08/16/09 10:36 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

i took a shower once on acid.. had no idea what i was doing with soap on my skin it was strange.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: starseed]
#10869914 - 08/16/09 10:46 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

If you ever try to pet your cat, and the cat runs away....

DO NOT start thinking about WHY the cat is scared of you.
Oh god...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10872811 - 08/16/09 08:16 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Do not operate a weed whacker while tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10873057 - 08/16/09 08:57 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Do not stare at the ground while riding a bicycle.

Do not try to plunge a toilet while tripping.

Do not try to cook a pizza in the other room while tripping. You'll more than likely forget about it for an hour.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#10873221 - 08/16/09 09:30 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Stay away from cooking
Stay away from hookers

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: clemens]
#10873387 - 08/16/09 10:04 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

have sex?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shroom lover]
#10873464 - 08/16/09 10:17 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Sex is probably amazing on psychadelics. I have heard it is from a few people.
:/

Umm...never ever ever play with fire, other than to light the bowl :smile:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10873509 - 08/16/09 10:25 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Absolutely DO NOT listen to Gilded Cunt by Cradle of Filth.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10873613 - 08/16/09 10:44 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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Absolutely DO NOT listen to Gilded Cunt by Cradle of Filth.

I serously got to dissagree. That song, their cover of Maiden's Hallow Be Thy Name, Better to Reign in Hell and Nemesis where fuckin amazing. It felt like I was being stuck with shots of adrenaline everytime Dani would do that high pitched scream shit he dose. Shrooms made me realize I love metal.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Engelsblut6]
#10874559 - 08/17/09 06:00 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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-Try to draw the universe
-Colour your friends cat half pink
-Tie socks around the same cat.
-Have a staring contest with the mirror.

those all sound fun actually.

Meaw?

Try and use a tree as a sex toy.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10874609 - 08/17/09 06:29 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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attend a funeral... would be a major buzz kill

Not if you think about the guy who is dead is experiencing a 49 day long super intense DMT trip, if Rick Strassmann and the Buddhists where right. (Well, the buddhists described it, they didn't say it was DMT, but they sayed that it lasts 49 days and there description sounds like a DMT trip. Infact Terrence Mckenna took DMT to a Tibetan master, and got him to smoke it, they sayed that is the lesser lights, that if you go any further, you're not coming back...)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: The Centre]
#10874925 - 08/17/09 08:34 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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nfact Terrence Mckenna took DMT to a Tibetan master, and got him to smoke it, they sayed that is the lesser lights, that if you go any further, you're not coming back...)

can you give me a refference? i really want to read that report.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10875044 - 08/17/09 09:10 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

jack off while driving?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: The Centre]
#10875260 - 08/17/09 10:08 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

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attend a funeral... would be a major buzz kill

Not if you think about the guy who is dead is experiencing a 49 day long super intense DMT trip, if Rick Strassmann and the Buddhists where right. (Well, the buddhists described it, they didn't say it was DMT, but they sayed that it lasts 49 days and there description sounds like a DMT trip. Infact Terrence Mckenna took DMT to a Tibetan master, and got him to smoke it, they sayed that is the lesser lights, that if you go any further, you're not coming back...)

I heard this one too. Now... to know from what lecture it was is a challenge!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: solstice]
#10875279 - 08/17/09 10:12 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Do not have lawnmower races while tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10875307 - 08/17/09 10:19 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

found it! it's here.

http://deoxy.org/timemind.htm

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Time and Mind

May 26/27, 1990 - New Mexico
The Tykes...

Well, I suppose it's an invitation to describe a DMT trip, which is never to be passed up. Because ... I think what we're talking about here is a continuum, I'm talking about a very narrow band of experience. A continuum of experience that comes through tryptamine hallucinogens: DMT, Psilocybin, and the DMT-Harmine combination... and that's it... Mescaline doesn't, isn't what I'm talking about. Ketamine certainly isn't what I'm talking about. Datura certainly isn't what I'm talking about. And some of these are plants, and some of them are synthetic drugs, but it's a very narrow spectrum of these highly visionary ones, and then the most visionary, the quintessence is DMT. I mean, I think that DMT is as intense as any drug should ever get; I don't ever want to be more loaded than that. I don't think you can be more loaded than that and come back. You know? What happens on DMT for me, and this is based on, you know, composite image of many experiences, and I've confirmed it to some degree with other people, but I was talking to somebody the other day, somebody who had just done it, and I said, "what did you think?" and they said: "It's the most idiosyncratic thing there is." and I thought, what a wonderful description, that's exactly what it is - it's pure idiosyncraticness. It's so idiosyncratic that's all there's there - it's like idiosyncracy without an object, is what DMT is.
When you smoke this, the onset is very rapid. 30-45 seconds, you know? There's this feeling which comes over your body - half arousal, half anaesthesia. The air appears to suddenly have been sucked out of the room because all the colors brighten visibly, as though some intervening medium has been removed. And then there's a sound, like a piece of bread wrapper or cellophane being scrunched up and thrown away. A friend of mine says this is radio-entelechy leaving the anterior fontanelle at the top of your head. [laughter] I'm not sure I want to line up with that... but a membrane is being ripped; something is being torn. And then there is a total (what Mircea Eliade called in a wonderful phrase) "a complete rupture of the mundane plane". [laughter] You know? That's like a hit and run accident except the car came from hyperspace, you know? A complete rupture of the mundane plane. And you fall back into this hallucinogenic space, and what you see is a slowly rotating red and orange kind of thing, which, over the years we've nicknamed, uh, "The Chrysanthemum." And it's.. this represents some kind of disequilibrium state that has its roots in the synapses. What's happening as you're watching this Chrysanthemum is that millions and then hundreds of millions of DMT molecules are rushing into these serotonin bond sites in the synaptic cleft and disrupting the serotonin and switching the electron spin resonance signature of these neural junctions in this "other" direction. And this is taking, you know, 30 or 40 seconds, and there's this rising hum, this

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that rising tone; the flying saucer tone of Hollywood B movies... you actually hear this thing.

And then, if you've taken enough DMT (and it has to do entirely with physical capacity: Did you take, did you cross the threshold?) something happens [clap]... for which there are no words. A membrane is rent, and you are propelled into this "place." And language cannot describe it - accurately. Therefore I will inaccurately describe it.

The rest is now lies. When you break into this space, you have several impressions simultaneously that are a kind of gestalt: First of all (and why, I don't know) you have the impression that you are underground - far underground - you can't say why, but there's just this feeling of immense weight above you but you're in a large space, a vaulted dome. People even call it "The DMT dome" I have said, had people say to me, "Have you been under the dome?" and I knew exactly what they meant.

So you burst into this space. It's lit, socketed lighting, some kind of indirect lighting you can't quite locate. But what is astonishing and immediately riveting is that in this place there are entities - there are these things, which I call "self transforming machine elves," I also call them self-dribbling basketballs. They are, but they are none of these things. I mean you have to understand: these are metaphors in the truest sense, meaning they're lies! Uh, it's a jeweled self-transforming basketball, a machine elf. I name them 'Tykes' because tyke is a word that means to me a small child, and I was fascinated by the 54th fragment of Heraclitis, where he says: "The Aeon is a child at play with colored balls" ... and when you burst into the DMT space this is the Aeon - it's a child, and it's at play with colored balls, and I am in eternity, apparently, in the presence of this thing.

There are many of these things, but the main thing that's happening is that they are engaged in a linguistic activity of some sort, which we do not have words for, but it's visible language. They are doing the visible language trip. When you break into the space, they actually cheer! The first thing you hear when you pass across is this 'hhhyeaaaaaayyy' - you know the Pink Floyd song? "The Gnomes have Learned a New Way to Say Hoo-Ray?" This has gotta be what these guys were talking about; how else could it be? It doesn't make any sense otherwise.

You break into this space... the gnomes say hoo-ray! And they come rushing forward and they, and, and the thing then that happens is... and people say "is there risk, to DMT? it sounds so intense. Is it dangerous?".

The answer is: yes, it's tremendously dangerous; the danger is the possibility of death by astonishment. And you must prepare yourself for this eventuality, because you are so amazed. Amazement seems to be the emotion that has torn loose and swamped everything else - I mean astounded? When was the last time you were genuinely 'ASTOUNDED'? I mean, I think you can go your whole damned life without being 'ASTOUNDED'... and this is astonishment, you know, raised to the N-th degree to the point that your jaw hangs...

I mean you're like this:

And it raises issues: like you say, "Jesus, ah, huhh ... I must be dead!" And you, and the weird thing about DMT is it does not effect what we ordinarily call the mind. The part that you call "you" - nothing happens to it. You're just like you were before, but the World has been radically replaced - 100% - it's all gone, and you're sitting there, and you're saying, "Jesus, a minute ago I was in a room with some people, and they were pushing some weird drug on me, and, and now, what's happened? Is this the Drug? Did we do it? Is this it?" And meanwhile, these things are saying: "Do not give way to amazement; Control your wonder." in other words, they try to bring you down. They say, "Don't just goof out on this; pay attention. PAY ATTENTION... to what we're doing." "OK, what're you doing?..."
Say this is what we're doing, and then they proceed to sing objects into existence. Amazing objects. Objects that are Faberge Eggs, things made of pearl, and metal, and glass, and gel, and you, when you're shown one of these things, a single one of them, you look at it an you know, without a shadow of a doubt, in the moment of looking at this thing, that if it were right here, right now, this world would go mad. It's like something from another dimension. It's like an artifact from a flying saucer. It's like something falling out of the mind of God - such objects DO not exist in this universe, and yet, you're looking at it. And they're clamoring for your attention. " 'k at this! 'ook at This! Look at THIS!" and they pull these things... and each one, you look into it and it begins to open into this wonder that you must fight. You say "No, don't look at it, look AWAY from it!" because it's so wonderful that it's swamping my objectivity and destroying my ability to function in this space.

Well, then they say "do"...

And the objects that they make have the peculiar ability to themselves generate this linguistic "stuff" which condenses as other objects. So beings are making objects, showing you objects, the objects are turning into beings and making other objects, these beings and objects, they jump into your chest - and then they jump back out. They jump into your body and disappear into your body, and then they jump back out, waving these things, just throwing this stuff in all directions. They are - the word that comes to mind is: they are Zany. It's like a Bugs Bunny cartoon, uh, gone mad. And all of this energy - they are elves. This is what elves are. It's this weird thing, where they love you - or they like you a lot, but you can tell that their sense of humor is Weird. And that you must be very careful of the deals you cut with these things, [...] in fact I've spent so much time trying to understand what this is. It has different kinds of feelings about it. One is (and this really threw me for a loop when I figured this out) after many many of these trips, and analyzing this place I kept going to, I finally realized: "this place is... somebody very weird... it's their idea of a reassuring environment for a human being! It's like a playpen. It's this warm. well lit, secure, womblike environment, and when I break into it they these things, the elves and the toys, are toys! These are things to amuse me. The way you would hang, uh, cubes and blocks above a cradle... a playpen, you know? Because children are supposed to coordinate shapes and bright colors. That's what these things are: they are toys to try and get me to coordinate my perception in this place. It's a holding area of some sort - someone's created this and is watching me.

[b]OK - that's one metaphor for what it is. Another metaphor is... I took this stuff to Tibetans, to the Amazon. I gave it to Tibetans, they said "this is the lesser lights, the lesser lights of the Bardo. You cannot go further into the Bardo and return. This takes you as far as you can go." When I gave it to shamans in the Amazon, they said "It's strong - but this is, these are the ancestors. These are the spirits that we work with. These are ancestor souls. We know this place." Well then, the third and final metaphor, because when you're in that place you have such complex emotions - very complex emotions - something weird is going on with time, because you perceive your body image as infantile. You seem to have a very large head, and a very small body, and very short limbs. And, you know, I dunno what that's about...

Then the last facet of it that I want to mention is: there is this "you must be on your toes" thing - don't let these guys get behind you. They are tricky. And their elfin humor may not be your idea of a good time.

And I said to myself, where have I had, before, this feeling that I'm having now. It's a feeling of being with people that I can't trust, but who want to help me, and who seem to be trying to, uh, cut a deal. That was the word that gave me the clue: "deal." And then I remembered, "I know where I felt like this" - I felt like this in the Crawford Market in Bombay when I had a kilo of Gold in my pocket and I was trying to trade it for hashish, and I was surrounded by all these Arab hash traders, and they were saying "we're your friend, just wait, don't worry..." And say "yes, I KNOW you're my friend and I'm NOT worrying, but, you know, brbrbrrr... perform!" And so then I said: "Aha the creatures in the DMT flash are Traders..." They're Traders. And that's what this weird feeling is - it's a business environment in there. We're having a business meeting. They're saying... and then the objects! Then I remembered- the objects... they're trade goods! They're saying: "How about thissss! How about This!".

What do they want? What do I have that they want?... They're meme traders, is what it is. And I think that what they wanted, and got, and took - without bothering to even say a word about it - was everything I knew about the "I Ching." And they're like art collectors. They say "well, the idea is primitive, and primitive in its execution, but with a certain kind of internal integrity that one really must respect..." So they're primitive art collectors, and what they left me with, then, was, uh, my own, you know, their model of time. Which is the closest thing to one of these hyperdimensional objects. The objects themselves cannot exist in this world. But the blueprints of them can. And this afternoon, if the computers are up and running, I will run through this "time idea" with you.

And I think I will be able to convince you that it has a weirdly crafted patina to it, that, the feeling is it didn't spring from human minds, it, it is a creature of another kind of mental universe. And I think, you know, aside from the crisis on this planet and our own personal difficulties this is the real challenge of the psychedelic thing; is to meet the inhabitants and trade with them. And set up a relationship. The notion traders. They can trade hyperspacial notions from across the cosmos. And this may be all the extraterrestrial contact that we're going to be vouch-safed, you know?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: MileHiMycophiles]
#10875377 - 08/17/09 10:33 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

I heard it on my mp.3 player wilst listening to a few lectures.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#10875472 - 08/17/09 11:01 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

To the multiple posts saying don't make big decisions... THAT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS I USE THE STUFF!!!!
Just don't try and act on it while tripping, write it down.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: The Centre]
#10875672 - 08/17/09 11:46 AM (2 years, 9 months ago)

* Get Robbed by gunpoint (happened after the come-up on a couple hits of LSD)

* Get a taste for pussy and drive around the city at 6am thinking you will find some

* Think you will win if you go to a casino and go to one

* Look at porn (unless you want to go on a sex trip)

* Try to act sober

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Sebastien]
#10876024 - 08/17/09 12:53 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

joe Biggs said:
drive.
listen to poor music.
use a phone.
try to understand your pets on an intellectual level.
go to school (class).

Did this on weed, and things started getting weird... Like really, REALLY weird.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: The Centre]
#10876732 - 08/17/09 02:49 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

The Centre said:
Quote:

joe Biggs said:
drive.
listen to poor music.
use a phone.
try to understand your pets on an intellectual level.
go to school (class).

Did this on weed, and things started getting weird... Like really, REALLY weird.

Weed is weed

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10876752 - 08/17/09 02:53 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Watch a movie with sober people

Hang out with sober people

Hang out with drunk people

Hang out with people you don't know who are on shrooms (can go good, can go terribly)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: housecat]
#10877005 - 08/17/09 03:39 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

Walk around downtown in a major city at midnight on a Saturday night where drunk people are bouncing around. That and waiting for the train as well as getting on the train. All while acting sober.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10877019 - 08/17/09 03:42 PM (2 years, 9 months ago)

-Talking to entire family at a reunion.
-Tripping while wife is in labor at hospital.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Suggs4Drugs]
#10931174 - 08/24/09 11:20 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Suggs4Drugs said:
-Talking to entire family at a reunion.
-Tripping while wife is in labor at hospital.

Oh my god...I wonder what it would be like to witness your child being born tripping balls...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10931198 - 08/24/09 11:23 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

lol

go to court

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: iamu]
#10931227 - 08/24/09 11:26 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Do not

-eat peanut butter

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10931420 - 08/24/09 11:50 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

lol, i cant imagine what happened to you poor fellow

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: iamu]
#10931663 - 08/25/09 12:26 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Well...I decided to eat some peanut butter cause I was hungry...and didn't have the time (yes I did, but I really didn't) to make a PBJ sammich. So I ate it out of the jar.

Motherfucking peanut butter somehow got allllll over my mouth...and face...and I almost choked on it cause I couldnt figure out how to get it out of my goddamned mouth and down my throat lol.

Its pretty hilarious now that I look back on it, I actually even laughed my ass off pretty hard right after I finished eating it, but it was pretty dumb.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10932787 - 08/25/09 06:40 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Do not play Doom 3 while you're coming up.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Mykologist]
#10933176 - 08/25/09 08:51 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Mykologist said:
Do not:
Approach a group of kids smoking weed at night, then proceed to feel as though the "greeting" had already happened and not say anything...then just sorta stare...

I walked up to some guys smokin bud at night while tripping and stood there forever just trying to think of the best way to introduce myself

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10933963 - 08/25/09 11:18 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

HopanDubMan said:
Do not

-eat peanut butter

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Justin_c17]
#10933994 - 08/25/09 11:22 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Do not trip in the mountain woods where previous bear attacks had happen, loose time perception and suddenly realizing that is impossible to get out of the dark woods before the night falls. (in like 5 min it was dark me and my friend were running, "seeing" bears everywhere,I lost my slippers and in 15 min when we hit civilization was the most relieving feeling ever.we were in love with civilization), what if....(what a horror)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#10934470 - 08/25/09 12:39 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

BiG_StroOnZ said:
Do not play Doom 3 while you're coming up.

i cant think of a worse idea than to play Doom 3 whilst coming up, the rest of the night would be hell, unless you like to spend your time shooting creatures in dark buildings.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TheAcidNinja]
#10934486 - 08/25/09 12:42 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Dont invite everyone in the car (5 people) to come trip acid with you on the come up.

Ended up having massive bad vibes from a couple kids...who were very close friends to me. Too many minds in that house that night I think.

Later found out that one kid did acid just to spite his ex-girlfriend...now I know where some of the bad vibes came from

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: AtticusProphet]
#10935550 - 08/25/09 03:23 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

AtticusProphet said:
waiting til the 4g kicks in BEFORE trying to put the tent up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Umm, having 6 hits of lucy in my,

1.Being handcuffed
2.Using your handcuffed hands behind your back to tap a beat on the ATF's golf cart.
3. Wave my head about trying to sward off mosquitoes I termed "giant tarridactal sized bugs" to the officer.

Well thats just one night for me.

Oh another,

1. Drivin down I-4 on the way to a concert through Downtown Orlando while ingesting 3gs of some mind boggling jungle fungis from Brazil.
2.Freaking out on the highway
3.Pulling off in the worst part of the city (dA h0oD)
4.Missing Atmosphere :'(

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ghost_FL]
#10935572 - 08/25/09 03:26 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Haha how did the officer like you tapping on the golf cart?

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TheAcidNinja]
#10936004 - 08/25/09 04:38 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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TheAcidNinja said:
Quote:

BiG_StroOnZ said:
Do not play Doom 3 while you're coming up.

i cant think of a worse idea than to play Doom 3 whilst coming up, the rest of the night would be hell, unless you like to spend your time shooting creatures in dark buildings.

I did it before on 1.5 g, at first I was like this isn't so bad... lol

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: BiG_StroOnZ]
#10936225 - 08/25/09 05:05 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Things not to do. Don't eat a can of nutmeg at 3 pm, go to a drive-in movie and drink Long Island Iced Teas and then drive home at 10:30pm. No matter how many times you may have driven down the same road it will not seem familiar at all. The girl driving kept saying, "I'm never doing this again" (driving on nutmeg), over and over. We pulled over and we didn't feel like the same people. The next day she said she felt like a different person. Strange times indeed.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10939615 - 08/26/09 01:55 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

most of the things posted on here are fun to do while tripping!

but:

dont leave your shrooms on the counter of a gas station next to the slurpy machine

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: birdbrain84]
#10939754 - 08/26/09 03:17 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

^^^That sucks.

Never get so into a movie that you don't want to look away from the screen, so you mistakingly pick up the bag of shrooms you think is the bag of weed, and proceed to 'brake up' a 'bud'.

(Luckily I only 'broke up' a little cap, and noticed before I packed anything. A lesson learned in paying a-fucking-tention and not keeping things to close to each other.)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10940745 - 08/26/09 09:52 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Dont get yourself pissed off!!!Nothing worse than getting worked up on something were your just raging at the world,amplified by a thousand...Get mad on your own time not the mushrooms...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10942952 - 08/26/09 03:37 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Walking inside your house at 6 am with a backpack(that has 3 empty bags of mushroom scraps) on while being gone since 2 am and gretting your mom. BAD IDEA(although good thing she thought it was only pot)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#10943747 - 08/26/09 05:45 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

DO NOT GO INTO CVS CHIP ISLE AT NIGHT, GOING IN THERE AFTER BEING IN THE NIGHT DARKNESS IS TOOOOO BRIGHT. IT FEELS LIKE THE FUCKING ISLE CLOSES IN ON YOU!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: evl]
#10943774 - 08/26/09 05:50 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Don't start thinking that you itch, and start scratching yourself. Guaranteed the itch will spread...and it is fucking annoying.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10944585 - 08/26/09 08:03 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

one word:

Dentist.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: zoid]
#10947586 - 08/27/09 10:04 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

zoid said:
one word:

Dentist.

fuck.that.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10947717 - 08/27/09 10:32 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Haha how did the officer like you tapping on the golf cart?

Lol, he really wanted to believe I was on something, but I wouldn't let it out. I was just riding the upcoming of a very strong dose of true lucy. So I was just in my analytical state of mind just making casual conversation with this ATF officer playing the typical officer, even through in the "Your really messing up your life with pot man. You only get once chance" (...Says the great and glorious super cop! -_-)

I knew I wasn't getting arrested. Any other time, my heart would be pounding and I'd be stressed as fuck about life and all this other hooblah, but not with her on my shoulder.... I was just tapping out a beat in my head and laughing at the situation. Trying to make jokes and funny shit to talk about with the officers. I love lucy. Lol, its a shame I cant find ANY in central florida. Or florida at all ='[[[

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ghost_FL]
#10947918 - 08/27/09 11:04 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Ask a policeman for a hug, it's just bound to raise suspicions.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TheAcidNinja]
#10947959 - 08/27/09 11:10 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

do not be the map reader for a group of people who are unaware of your mind state. They thought I was retarded for not being able to read but I couldnt explain to them as there were about 20 police in the train station we were at. I told them when we left the train platform and they were totally understanding.

It was kinda funny having to tell them. I told this girl, Lucy, that I had taken about three drops of her. She was like, "wha-huh?" Until I whispered ellllesssssdeeeeeee into her ear.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GreenMachine]
#10948046 - 08/27/09 11:27 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

^HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA :cheers:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ghost_FL]
#10948313 - 08/27/09 12:11 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

My friend lives in the middle of nowhere. We saw a giant party across the field and decided it would be a good idea to go. We walked up to it, drank a few beers then decided not to push our luck and turned back. (They probably wouldn't have noticed but we didn't know anyone and we hanging out on the edge of the party by ourselves, saying every minute or so, "I can't believe they don't see us") While we were walking back my friend got it in his head that they were pissed and getting ready to chase us. We ran as fast as we could and it felt like we were running through the fields of Vietnam while the Vietcong guerrillas were chasing us. Total mind fuck but would probably do it again.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: despisedicon]
#10948328 - 08/27/09 12:14 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Also, don't talk on and on about how you and your friend can keep a straight face in the store. You can't and will end up laughing at the check out. Just go in, don't jinx yourself.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: despisedicon]
#10948388 - 08/27/09 12:23 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

DO where sun block on a sunny day.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Shad0w]
#10957930 - 08/28/09 07:50 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

don't listen to the album "Relapse" by Eminem, great album while stoned or sober but horrible while tripping, creates bad thoughts :smile:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: zoid]
#10958311 - 08/28/09 08:45 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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one word:

Dentist.

oh hell no -.-

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GreenMachine]
#10958704 - 08/28/09 09:57 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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do not be the map reader for a group of people who are unaware of your mind state. They thought I was retarded for not being able to read but I couldnt explain to them as there were about 20 police in the train station we were at. I told them when we left the train platform and they were totally understanding.

It was kinda funny having to tell them. I told this girl, Lucy, that I had taken about three drops of her. She was like, "wha-huh?" Until I whispered ellllesssssdeeeeeee into her ear.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: HopanDubMan]
#10958945 - 08/28/09 10:39 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Don't lose your tv remote...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Railrider]
#10958956 - 08/28/09 10:40 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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Don't lose your tv remote...

Fuck true that...FUCK. Wow, that brings back some difficult memories.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Izangi]
#10959136 - 08/28/09 11:12 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

Don't say to someone sober "really, I'm God" after taking 5 grams.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Bruce6000]
#10983693 - 09/01/09 11:07 PM (2 years, 8 months ago)

get your haircut by your mother whilst hippy flipping

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: sheldogg5]
#10984200 - 09/02/09 01:04 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

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don't listen to the album "Relapse" by Eminem, great album while stoned or sober but horrible while tripping, creates bad thoughts

That was the first time I ever herd that cd (on a 1/8 of pretty bomb mush)...talk about feeling emotional...I was angery, wanted to cry, laugh, and be sad all at the same time.

I was sitting next to my friend (his first time on shrooms) when the song Deja Vu came on, and I told him 'dude...this song totally makes me want to cry right now, it's like he's talking about'. He looks at me and says 'it's all good, I think I'm going to cry to.' Then we sat there for a few minutes trying not to cry in front of each other...then Beautiful came on...and we cry'd. Not like sobbing, but more like that "are you crying?"; "naw I just got something in my eye" type crying.

Don't tell your friend who has a head full of acid that you can see them and then not elaborate on what your talking about.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Hellboy]
#10984261 - 09/02/09 01:34 AM (2 years, 8 months ago)

The "Do Not, Do, List"
1)Don't chase a coyote to its den after midnight when your alone.
2)Don't walk out of the 99cent store with a shopping cart full of unpaid groceries.
3)Don't hide your stash someone new because your a little paranoid(Found some old ass bags with varying substances after they rotted).
4)Don't put a lizard in your pocket right before you eat shit on your skateboard.
5)Don't go swimming in your jeans after you just bought a new pack of cigarettes.
6)Don't pack tabacco inside your weed bowl just because your out of rolling paper.
7)Don't openly admit to someone you dont know that you need to be hospitalized because the quest to mars didn't go down as planned.
8)Don't run away from a cop car just because you think the cop sees in black in white except for you and the psychedelic colors floating around you.
9)Don't allow your friend to ignore you and pretend that your just a spirit and no one actknowlages your presence(Because your dead).
10)Don't lay down in the middle of the street because it is the warmest thing at night, just to look at the stars and relax while cars are avoiding you.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GreenMachine]
#11330217 - 10/27/09 07:46 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

another one with the mothers:

DO NOT have dinner with her while her face is melting onto the table, and then engage in conversation - of what you should do in life. Just dont.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: mindbentempire]
#11330468 - 10/27/09 08:43 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Lose your glasses.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: demon6fire]
#11331094 - 10/27/09 10:43 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Don't walk into the lobby of a 5 star hotel asking where the restroom is because when you come out cops will be waiting for you and will search you for slim jims and such
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: bobbylong]
#11331237 - 10/27/09 11:10 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

It has already been posted, but I wanted to stress NOT MESSING WITH YOUR SHROOM GROW! I thought it would be cool to look at the PEs growing while we were on them; this was a bad idea. Can't really explain it, but just don't do it.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: switchy85]
#11331586 - 10/27/09 12:07 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

murder your entire family.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: demon6fire]
#11331623 - 10/27/09 12:14 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Lose your glasses.

That is more of a side effect of tripping than something not to do while tripping.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: demon6fire]
#11332610 - 10/27/09 03:11 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Lose your glasses.

Topic WIN, I have flipped my shit so hard when I lost my glasses, and they were directly in front of me but I couldnt find them for a half hour, I just sat in the tent, staring straight at them on the floor but just couldnt see them and everytime i felt for them I would miss them.

It was like getting my first pair of glassses all over again when they were handed to me.

Anybody else who needed to get glasses sometime in their childhood knows what Im talking about

Its like "What? THIS is what the world looks like? ITs not all a Monet or Van Gogh painting like it seems? HD vision FTW!"

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GreenMachine]
#11334983 - 10/27/09 08:36 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Don't loose the blunt you rolled before your trip, knowing you'd want it during but wouldn't be able to roll it. Of course afterward when you find it on the middle of the table where you left it... well it's still nice :gethigh:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: despisedicon]
#11335074 - 10/27/09 08:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Also, don't talk on and on about how you and your friend can keep a straight face in the store. You can't and will end up laughing at the check out. Just go in, don't jinx yourself.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LuSiD9]
#11335978 - 10/27/09 11:29 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

i've been thinking about going to a haunted house while tripping. i'm pretty comfortable with the whole "being in public tripping thing"

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: DoseInTheWoods3420]
#11336877 - 10/28/09 07:19 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not get swirlied

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Niall]
#11351170 - 10/30/09 10:17 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

I was trippin in a haunted house once

It was pretty damn awesome I must admit

but I supposes if you were in the wrong mindset it would be a problem

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: irapen00bz]
#11351179 - 10/30/09 10:19 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

do not snort fire ants :thumbup:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Salomon]
#11351480 - 10/30/09 11:15 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not start painting on yourself once you run out of room on your canvas.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: anjay]
#11351513 - 10/30/09 11:21 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Don't try to cut your hair if it keeps getting in your eyes.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#11352269 - 10/30/09 01:17 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

do not run into a police station naked
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: psylox]
#11352295 - 10/30/09 01:22 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not abort your trip to come post in some drugged out forum.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: newshOne]
#11352301 - 10/30/09 01:24 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

1. make stupid threads like this

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ascending Lotus]
#11353205 - 10/30/09 03:49 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not try to pull your dick off completely

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: rustyeffect]
#11353278 - 10/30/09 04:01 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

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Do not try to pull your dick off completely

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Salomon]
#11353310 - 10/30/09 04:06 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not lay down in a field without checking for fire ants first. :facepalm:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: surferdude66066]
#11354693 - 10/30/09 08:23 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not attempt to look into your mind and correct it. You will see God and he will personally warn you that you should not be attempting to alter the way your brain functions. Oh you could keep going if you wanted to but when someone so many times bigger than you appears and says you shouldn't do this, you just stop lol That was at the height of a cannabis trip too. Couldn't imagine what would happen if I actually tried shrooms :crazy2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
#11434925 - 11/11/09 04:13 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Do not take off all your cloths...

Either you won't be able to get them back on or you will try to do something in which you need to be clothed...

lul

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Ste]
#11434935 - 11/11/09 04:14 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

do not think your parents are out of time, surprising you when you're peaking :w0ahhhhmahnnn:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: batheinthefountain]
#11436075 - 11/11/09 06:24 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

-Do not be somewhere where you cannot roam about or go outside.
-Do not be afraid to say if something is freaking you out...
.... and don't trip with someone who won't understand how serious you are when you say that.
-Do not go without something you really enjoy. Although I've tripped without beer or herb, I always end up craving them on the comedown.

Of course all of these can be A-OK when you're experienced or on a low dose.

Oh, and don't trip without telling people who care about you that you're going to be busy and you'll have your phone off.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: anjay]
#11436579 - 11/11/09 07:15 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

HAHAHAHA!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: bcboy]
#11436791 - 11/11/09 07:37 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

_myconaut_ said:
Try to sleep in your car in a closed city park.

Quote:

ovechkin57 said:
carry a 2.5 foot rock into a fast food restaurant and set it on the table because it looks cool, and then not order anything, and leave the rock

Also:
Skip school to trip, then wander around outside of the school whilst unable to talk or figure out what's up.

Get caught up in some shi*heads robbery/attempted manslaughter w/ vehicle.

Tell a cop he's the reason you're laughing uncontrollably.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: RazzleCap]
#11437178 - 11/11/09 08:17 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

-Stand in front of a mirror poking your forehead with your index finger thinking about your brain or soul.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Railrider]
#11437191 - 11/11/09 08:19 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

do not try to consume your lips. :sadyes:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: RazzleCap]
#11437254 - 11/11/09 08:26 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

1. Don't come home and find out your mom needs to drive you too the orthodontist to have your braces tightened.

2. Take wayyyy to much and then have some guy and his girlfriend come up behind you whilst waiting for the bus and pull out a knife...lucky for you the bus comes.

3. Take some with a gf who has some undiagnosed schizo mental disorder and wigs outs promoting your roommates to call the ambulance.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: klopi123]
#11437521 - 11/11/09 08:57 PM (2 years, 6 months ago)

don't wake your roommate that's sober and offer him 100 dollars to drive you and your friend to the great dismal swamp. He was pissed, he had work in like 2 hours.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: scotty p]
#11438449 - 11/12/09 12:41 AM (2 years, 6 months ago)

Dont be stupid. Period

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: GreenMachine]
#12264394 - 03/24/10 04:32 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

no better way to put it

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: corie128]
#12265199 - 03/24/10 06:17 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Don't pee on a police officer .

Don't eat dirt and insects .

Don't kiss a tree .

Don't walk through drywall .

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: Raw]
#12265207 - 03/24/10 06:18 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

And don't burn things...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Raw]
#12265224 - 03/24/10 06:21 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Don't pitch a load of tents in what you think is a field in the middle of the night and wake up in a shotgun-wielding farmers back yard, like 100 yards from his back door..On several tabs and shrooms... Funny but not recommended... :smile:

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#12265424 - 03/24/10 06:49 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

dont trip mad

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#12265935 - 03/24/10 08:04 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

try to figure out your family problems

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: lifeinallday]
#12266216 - 03/24/10 08:45 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Put on someone elses prescription glasses to see what it'd look like, and forget they are there. Waking everyone in the house up, screaming that your blind, can be embarassing : )

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when tripping [Re: Raw]
#12266651 - 03/24/10 09:44 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Do not rape a donkey...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: c1dh3d]
#12266733 - 03/24/10 10:00 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

c1dh3d said:
Put on someone elses prescription glasses to see what it'd look like, and forget they are there. Waking everyone in the house up, screaming that your blind, can be embarassing : )

hahah!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: robinmccready]
#12267004 - 03/24/10 10:43 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Cut your dick off.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: anjay]
#12267143 - 03/24/10 11:13 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Don't walk in any area where you will be forced to be in the presence of power lines.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Fry]
#12267662 - 03/25/10 01:42 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Fry said:
Don't walk in any area where you will be forced to be in the presence of power lines.

Yeah, especially those big fucking tall power lines...they just seem evil and ominous...like you are walking on some planet of maniacal aliens.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Comradez]
#12267694 - 03/25/10 02:08 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

dont try to hook up an xbox WITH HD cables!

and don't go to church. That's all i have to say

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#12269230 - 03/25/10 11:12 AM (2 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

corie128 said:
Trying to get a list going of 500 things not to do when your trippin (could be on any hallucinogenic drug like Magic Mushhrooms, LSD, Salvia, etc.)

1. Try to take your cat for a walk
2. Smoke 9 bowls of really good weed
3. Try to order a pizza at McDonalds
4. Climb a tree

KEEP EM COMING IT WOULD BE AWSOME TO MAKE IT TO 500!!!!

**-FYI-** smoking weed while trippin can be great fun but the reason I put it on there is becuz we had some bomb ass bud smoked 9 huge ass bowls and me and my friends had super munchies so we tried to steal a bunch of food at the gas station ahaha it was great we were so obvious but I think the clerk knew we were trippin and he didnt care, I was like shoving food down my pants trying to hide it lol!! just didnt feel like typing all of that.

You're a moron.

Don't try to steal while tripping.
Don't make an ass of yourself while trippin.
Don't try to control things while trippin.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: optyks]
#12269751 - 03/25/10 12:38 PM (2 years, 2 months ago)

here's a little song I wrote
you might want to sing it note for note
DONT WORRY
be happy

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: GreenMachine]
#12309874 - 04/01/10 12:27 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Be Happy Now!! Woo0 oo oo 00 oo oo oo o0o

Now I am :grin:

Dont try getting a girl that you think is hinting at wanting you into bed in front of the rest of your friends that are tripping as well in the back yard laying on the grass gazing at the moon.

What an awkward situation......

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Psilocelium]
#12309998 - 04/01/10 01:15 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Do not watch this video while tripping. I watched it on DXM and it freaked me the fuck out.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: thediabetik]
#12310562 - 04/01/10 07:10 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

thediabetik said:
Do not watch this video while tripping. I watched it on DXM and it freaked me the fuck out.

Good god, man. I couldn't even get through the first minute while sober.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#12311889 - 04/01/10 11:58 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

eat an entire pineapple...

my mouth was sore for days but damn it was tasty

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ovechkin57]
#12312436 - 04/01/10 01:33 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

ovechkin57 said:
do not

talk to your gf's brother for the first time, and then at the end of the conversation say "am i even talking?.... or just thinking?

talk to your hockey coach about anything other then hockey (Ex: mail trucks, rain, and how our existence could really just be a thought)

throw knives or hatchets (fun at first.... but tough to explain later)

carry a 2.5 foot rock into a fast food restaurant and set it on the table because it looks cool, and then not order anything, and leave the rock

play tennis on skateboards in your dorm hallway past quite hours

LOLOLOL

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: hooka4lifecough]
#12314149 - 04/01/10 06:39 PM (2 years, 1 month ago)

Walk around in a hippie fest holding two ignited sticks of flares trying to sell them to other people tripping to make up enough money for the cigarettes you lost somewhere in the woods while on 4 hits of acid.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Action Jackson]
#12316216 - 04/02/10 04:54 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

When tripping you should not go anywhere that you might run into people you work with. ex. If you are a teacher and you go to the amusement park, make sure it's not your middle school classes field trip day.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Johnny Depp]
#12316226 - 04/02/10 04:58 AM (2 years, 1 month ago)

I try to avoid luncheon with the in-laws whilst tripping. :awesurprise:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: optyks]
#12996954 - 08/03/10 03:05 PM (1 year, 9 months ago)

Quote:

optyks said:
Quote:

corie128 said:
Trying to get a list going of 500 things not to do when your trippin (could be on any hallucinogenic drug like Magic Mushhrooms, LSD, Salvia, etc.)

1. Try to take your cat for a walk
2. Smoke 9 bowls of really good weed
3. Try to order a pizza at McDonalds
4. Climb a tree

KEEP EM COMING IT WOULD BE AWSOME TO MAKE IT TO 500!!!!

**-FYI-** smoking weed while trippin can be great fun but the reason I put it on there is becuz we had some bomb ass bud smoked 9 huge ass bowls and me and my friends had super munchies so we tried to steal a bunch of food at the gas station ahaha it was great we were so obvious but I think the clerk knew we were trippin and he didnt care, I was like shoving food down my pants trying to hide it lol!! just didnt feel like typing all of that.

You're a moron.

Don't try to steal while tripping.
Don't make an ass of yourself while trippin.
Don't try to control things while trippin.

sorry i might have done some stupid shit in back in the day but i sure had fucking awsome time. So you can trip your way, and ill do it my way thank you very much

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: nicechrisman]
#13777781 - 01/12/11 09:29 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
take 7 grams of mushrooms at Disneyland.

what happened with that? LOL

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Splurge]
#13780369 - 01/13/11 12:15 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

Do not break leaves from a plant because you'll think you hurt them and there nothing you can do about it

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Patlal]
#13780405 - 01/13/11 12:23 PM (1 year, 4 months ago)

unicycling on a tightrope while rolling a phat blunt :crazy2:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: DR. Gonz]
#14206648 - 03/29/11 09:32 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I have REVIVED a dinosaur!!!!!! It shant die yet!!!!!!

DO NOT:
Tell your friends that your highly proficient with a chainsaw, then embarass yourself by not even being able to start it because your soo high on acid.
(EVEN worse would be to start the chainsaw, then wreak mayhem)

DO NOT:
Talk to the cops while trippin BALLS.

DO NOT:
Get atop anything where you could fall down and hurt yourself.

DO NOT:
Go to a southern baptist church that youve never patronized before, and act a damn fool up in there.

Do NOT:
Laugh insidiously when your friend falls and starts bleeding, then augh 10X harder when he finds out hes really hurt bad and needs like 35 stitches......

Do NOt:
Accompany your friend into the hospital and watch him get stitches if you didnt heed my advise and the previous thing has occured to you...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14207679 - 03/30/11 02:08 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

handle firearms, especially when hiking in border patrol filled areas

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: toolfan3891]
#14207688 - 03/30/11 02:11 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

wrap your mind around one thought till the point you lose your self in your own mind, should be avoided.
also be around other sober people you dont know in a social setting

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: toolfan3891]
#14208818 - 03/30/11 09:49 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Quote:

toolfan3891 said:

also be around other sober people you dont know in a social setting

OMG I could not agree more....

The first time i was tripppin this annoying girl came over that was totally sober and we were all FACED the fuck out. She kept saying annoying shit like,
"does it make you feel different?"
"Do you see things?"
"Is it fun?"

she was a total buzzkill.

DO NOT:
try and shoot dope while trippin. (or any time for that matter)

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#14230419 - 04/03/11 08:47 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Do not..

..use this thread as a checklist of things to do while tripping.

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JWH-018
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: xBen]
#14230992 - 04/03/11 11:32 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I dont mind talking to cops tripping...had to do it the other day while on an 8th of some very potent mushrooms. I feel like its easy to be calm. But let me tell you one thing when that cop left i began to trip balls harder than every before.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: MentuhL]
#14231078 - 04/03/11 12:01 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Drive any motor vehicle including bikes and small childrens toys.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Love2trip]
#15799714 - 02/12/12 06:54 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Don't go to a forest at least a mile away from a convenience store, tripping hard, pull out your bowl to smoke some weed, and find out that your lighter is out of gas. :zomgwtf:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Lycaeus]
#15799972 - 02/12/12 07:43 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Lycaeus said:
Don't go to a forest at least a mile away from a convenience store, tripping hard, pull out your bowl to smoke some weed, and find out that your lighter is out of gas.

ahahahahah!!!! BEEN THERE!!

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ILikeACID]
#15800041 - 02/12/12 07:59 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Stay away from the bath houses in asia.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: white wizard]
#15800113 - 02/12/12 08:15 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Take 4 tabs of acid and proceed to spend the peak with your parents... :facepalm3:

Read trip report about it, link in sig.

Quote:

Engelsblut6 said:
-take a piss test.

Oh yeah I did that too. My fucking parents took forever to get the cup and I had to pee sooooo bad.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: corie128]
#15800841 - 02/12/12 10:16 PM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Don't loose touch with reality, forget who you are and then think that the being that was formerly you doesn't go for enough walks, then proceed to go outside and get stuck in a fence that jumped out in front of you and get arrested for public intoxication. :goodluck:

PS. good idea to not pee in the back of the police car if you do get arrested either....just saying :feelsweirdman:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: kundalini1123]
#15801704 - 02/13/12 03:54 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

Dont take your laptop apart coz its overheating , my mates laptop will never work again but it was funny watching his facial expression . if only he knew i was tripping . sorry mate

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: kundalini1123]
#15801875 - 02/13/12 06:09 AM (3 months, 12 days ago)

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kundalini1123 said:
Don't loose touch with reality, forget who you are and then think that the being that was formerly you doesn't go for enough walks, then proceed to go outside and get stuck in a fence that jumped out in front of you and get arrested for public intoxication.

PS. good idea to not pee in the back of the police car if you do get arrested either....just saying

I fuckin lolled so hard that I may have peed my self there...just a litttttle bit.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15803139 - 02/13/12 12:54 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Well at least you didn't pee on the cops, you are one step ahead of the game already. :grin:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: gogyra]
#15803460 - 02/13/12 01:58 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

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Scuba diving.

It sounds like it could potentially be the most amazing thing ever. Scuba diving is one of the most relaxing, beautiful and surreal experiences I've ever had. It's pretty much equivalent to flying across an alien landscape, brimming with strange and vibrantly colored creatures, so you can imagine how fucking amazing it might be while tripping.

On the other hand, you're somewhere around 30-100ft underwater, in an environment containing many creatures that might bite off a finger, sting you with deadly poison or otherwise harm you, so being too far from reality would be extremely dangerous.

But Snorkeling is Incredible!

Things not to do:

Touch the eels.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: ImpetuousApostate]
#15803535 - 02/13/12 02:17 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Don't start mowing the lawn at the 6 hourish mark. I don't even know why the hell I did that. I got through going up and down the yard twice, before I realized that I wasn't going to be able to make out the different lengths of grass in order to properly cut straight lines.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TheMule73]
#15803985 - 02/13/12 03:50 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

Don't forget to XYZ

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: CrossingTheStar]
#15804235 - 02/13/12 04:34 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

this thread always makes me laugh....

my worse mistake : dont open a grocery bag of mush, and tell ur friends to eat as much as they can....

u may end up going to the hospital with ur mom, because ur friend cant hack ego loss :facepalm:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: PostiveOutlook]
#15804814 - 02/13/12 06:11 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

It's also a good idea to make sure you have clothes on if you do decide to go for a walk. If by chance you do forget to dress it's probably not the best idea to tell the cops that subsequently show up that they are they are on pcp.
That they might as well give you the electric chair because you have realized that this entire life has been an illusion and that you are god so they can't kill you anyway. Then proceed to be shackled to a jail cell wall until morning. :smile:

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: kundalini1123]
#15804908 - 02/13/12 06:23 PM (3 months, 11 days ago)

item #1 for this list: Seroquel

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: theenigma]
#15818250 - 02/16/12 10:18 AM (3 months, 8 days ago)

Do NOT act out your vivid sexual fantasies on your neighbor's dog.... then find out its a boy.... then find out that it fell in love with you after your love-affair...

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15818732 - 02/16/12 12:22 PM (3 months, 8 days ago)

- Don't go to work still high. If you do, don't constantly remark to your coworkers how great the bread smells. For two hours.

- Don't actively engage convenience store clerks in conversation about why you need gum.

-Don't encourage your trippin' friend's belief that the Christmas ornaments are slowly coming closer to her with malicious intent.

Not mine, but my boyfriend's from back in the day: Don't take 4 tabs hot off the press from Berkeley, then remember you said you'd go see "Howard the Duck" with your parents.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: silly-fidget]
#15872040 - 02/27/12 05:14 PM (2 months, 28 days ago)

Things not to do on 5 grams of shrooms.

-Don't look for your dick. You will not find it.

-Don't start screaming at the trees outside of your window because they
wont stop having seizures.

-Don't video tape yourself dancing, making crazy faces, and talking about philosophy for three hours on your moms iPad.

-Don't run out of cigarettes.*****

-Don't take a piss off of your fire escape because your too scared to leave your room because your dad is sitting on the couch in the next room, his face morphing.

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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Lycaeus]
#15872343 - 02/27/12 06:04 PM (2 months, 28 days ago)

Don't give up

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