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 kundalini1123
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 Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15803139 - 02/13/12 12:54 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Well at least you didn't pee on the cops, you are one step ahead of the game already. 
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ImpetuousApostate
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: gogyra]
#15803460 - 02/13/12 01:58 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
Scuba diving.
It sounds like it could potentially be the most amazing thing ever. Scuba diving is one of the most relaxing, beautiful and surreal experiences I've ever had. It's pretty much equivalent to flying across an alien landscape, brimming with strange and vibrantly colored creatures, so you can imagine how fucking amazing it might be while tripping.
On the other hand, you're somewhere around 30-100ft underwater, in an environment containing many creatures that might bite off a finger, sting you with deadly poison or otherwise harm you, so being too far from reality would be extremely dangerous.
But Snorkeling is Incredible!
Things not to do:
Touch the eels.
Edited by ImpetuousApostate (02/13/12 01:59 PM)
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TheMule73
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Don't start mowing the lawn at the 6 hourish mark. I don't even know why the hell I did that. I got through going up and down the yard twice, before I realized that I wasn't going to be able to make out the different lengths of grass in order to properly cut straight lines.
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 CrossingTheStar
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: TheMule73]
#15803985 - 02/13/12 03:50 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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Don't forget to XYZ
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PostiveOutlook
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this thread always makes me laugh....
my worse mistake : dont open a grocery bag of mush, and tell ur friends to eat as much as they can....
u may end up going to the hospital with ur mom, because ur friend cant hack ego loss  
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kundalini1123
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It's also a good idea to make sure you have clothes on if you do decide to go for a walk. If by chance you do forget to dress it's probably not the best idea to tell the cops that subsequently show up that they are they are on pcp.
That they might as well give you the electric chair because you have realized that this entire life has been an illusion and that you are god so they can't kill you anyway. Then proceed to be shackled to a jail cell wall until morning.  
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theenigma
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: kundalini1123]
#15804908 - 02/13/12 06:23 PM (3 months, 11 days ago) |
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item #1 for this list: Seroquel
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shroomie_glen
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: theenigma]
#15818250 - 02/16/12 10:18 AM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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Do NOT act out your vivid sexual fantasies on your neighbor's dog.... then find out its a boy.... then find out that it fell in love with you after your love-affair...
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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.
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silly-fidget
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: shroomie_glen]
#15818732 - 02/16/12 12:22 PM (3 months, 8 days ago) |
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- Don't go to work still high. If you do, don't constantly remark to your coworkers how great the bread smells. For two hours.
- Don't actively engage convenience store clerks in conversation about why you need gum.
-Don't encourage your trippin' friend's belief that the Christmas ornaments are slowly coming closer to her with malicious intent.
Not mine, but my boyfriend's from back in the day: Don't take 4 tabs hot off the press from Berkeley, then remember you said you'd go see "Howard the Duck" with your parents.
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Lycaeus
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: silly-fidget]
#15872040 - 02/27/12 05:14 PM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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Things not to do on 5 grams of shrooms.
-Don't look for your dick. You will not find it.
-Don't start screaming at the trees outside of your window because they
wont stop having seizures.
-Don't video tape yourself dancing, making crazy faces, and talking about philosophy for three hours on your moms iPad.
-Don't run out of cigarettes.*****
-Don't take a piss off of your fire escape because your too scared to leave your room because your dad is sitting on the couch in the next room, his face morphing.
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silas simon
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Re: 500 things NOT to do when trippin [Re: Lycaeus]
#15872343 - 02/27/12 06:04 PM (2 months, 28 days ago) |
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Don't give up
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ever so curious about psilocybe baeocystis. do please pm me if you can facilitate some hands on learning!
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