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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: daiy]
    #10384377 - 05/22/09 11:08 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I would call my bank up and ask wtf 10 million dollars is doing there. I mean i would love it if someone just gave it to me, but if it just suddenly appeared in my bank account i would be to worried to spend a dime.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Kada]
    #10384514 - 05/23/09 12:11 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Give half to charity. Immediately get a pastrami sandwich and a beer. Then two chicks on a private jet flight to some place tropical. After that pay for med school and invest/save the rest for a sweet early retirement. And two more chicks.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: learningtofly]
    #10384576 - 05/23/09 12:30 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
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Ferris said:
two chicks




at the same time




Now that's just being redundant


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Ferris]
    #10384596 - 05/23/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i don't know its very hard to say.

i might go get sushi.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: truekimbo2]
    #10384608 - 05/23/09 12:41 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd put it in the vault with all the other tens of millions


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Epigallo]
    #10384635 - 05/23/09 12:51 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

after hooking my mom up with everything she ever dreamed about I would make the most badass personal bud growing op EVA!

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Cubie]
    #10384773 - 05/23/09 01:40 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Cubie said:
after hooking my mom up with everything she ever dreamed about I would make the most badass personal bud growing op EVA!



If I had that much money I wouldn't wanna fuck up a good thing I would just by misdemeanor amounts on a regular basis so if I got caught it would be no biggie.  Thats just me though.


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10384782 - 05/23/09 01:42 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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Cubie said:
after hooking my mom up with everything she ever dreamed about I would make the most badass personal bud growing op EVA!



If I had that much money I wouldn't wanna fuck up a good thing I would just by misdemeanor amounts on a regular basis so if I got caught it would be no biggie.  Thats just me though.



If i was just a smoker then yea.... but i have a serious passion for growing bud. I mean it fills my soul. I cant explain the feeling i get from it BUT IT MAKES ME HAPPY! lol

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Cubie]
    #10384791 - 05/23/09 01:44 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'd pay Cubie's mom a million dollars for a night of hot sex


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Ferris]
    #10384797 - 05/23/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Dude.... get your ass to muh moms house now! I WANT HALF tho

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Epigallo]
    #10384798 - 05/23/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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I have been sitting here thinking. It is a hard question. I guess I would travel to Tibet.





easy answer, I'd invest it

I'd pick up a high yeild nuclear device from a struggling
country like Chechnya, Belarus or Georgia and ask politely to be
paid $1 billion to spare the people outside of the city of new
york the horrible death that comes from radiation sickness, of
course this should imply that NYC will be a large landfill, once
paid I'll tell them where they can pick up their purchase

I believe 1000x return on my investment is a good start

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Ferris]
    #10384803 - 05/23/09 01:48 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Haha this JUST happened in New Zealand last week, a couple applied for a $10,000 overdraft and the bank fucked it up and gave them $10mil.  They've run off to China or something with it and the bank can't get a lot of the money back.

They closed their petrol station they owned (receivership) and disappeared.  Interpol, NZ Police and the Serious Fraud Unit are all hunting for them.  There is a law here made in like 1760 saying that in case of a bank error the money has to be given back.  They are both looking at very, very serious jail time if they get caught.

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Cubie]
    #10384804 - 05/23/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I can do her from behind while she gives you head


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Ferris]
    #10384810 - 05/23/09 01:50 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I call sloppy 2nds


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10384813 - 05/23/09 01:50 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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bradley said:
I have been sitting here thinking. It is a hard question. I guess I would travel to Tibet.





easy answer, I'd invest it

I'd pick up a high yeild nuclear device from a struggling
country like Chechnya, Belarus or Georgia and ask politely to be
paid $1 billion to spare the people outside of the city of new
york the horrible death that comes from radiation sickness, of
course this should imply that NYC will be a large landfill, once
paid I'll tell them where they can pick up their purchase

I believe 1000x return on my investment is a good start





I like the way you think


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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #10384823 - 05/23/09 01:53 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

You got the dough mofo?

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Ferris]
    #10384837 - 05/23/09 01:56 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I'm an entrepreneur

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #10384842 - 05/23/09 01:58 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

some super hero would stop him.

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: daiy]
    #10384850 - 05/23/09 02:00 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Its a bit like the deal that just went down here in NZ:  Woops

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Re: You suddenly have 10 million dollars in your bank account. What is the first thing you will do? [Re: amylase]
    #10384982 - 05/23/09 03:05 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

i'd pull it all out, if it appeared that fast it could disappear that fast.

then i'd travel the world, set up my closest friends and family and live comfortable as fuck.

make movies, all sorts of art and just have an all around good time while at the same time trying to contribute back to my community/area.


and from time to time throw quite a bit at charities i deem worthy.


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