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    #10378857 - 05/21/09 09:37 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

If you're like me, your a homo-phobe when it comes to watching porn. When I enjoy myself, I like to watch 2 women enjoy themselfs not a man enjoying a girl at my expense. I'm such a homo-phobe that if I know the video camera holder is a man (I hear a voice that emanates "behind" the camera), then I stop watching it and look for other videos.

3 main reasons why I don't like watching hetero porn: jealousy, seeing a guys erect penis is a turn-off (go figure), and the alpha-male ego ("Take it bitch! Fuck that Dick!" I hate that shit SO BAD).

>>> Here's my 3 current favorite Lesbian Videos & Websites, including Amateur-made and professional-made (In order of best to not the best) <<<

(#1)
Title: "Public Lesbian Sex At McDonald's"
Website: Spankwire.com
Direct Link to video---> http://www.spankwire.com/Public-Lesbian-Sex-At-McDonald-s/video145636/

Personal comments: This is the apex of lesbian amateur porn. First, there is no males AT ALL in any part of the 7 minute video. In fact, the main videoagrapher is the hot blondes girlfriend, which she switches with her girlfriend to get a look of what she's doing and how hot she is. Secondly, its amatuer made. No acting, no professional lighting, no script, no director. Just 2 girls doing whatever they thought-up before hand (or in the moment) and acting it out, which also means the pleasure is real. Thirdly, there's a strap-on. I'm not a HUGE fan of toys, but in this instance, its hot, especially in the context of a changing room in a store! Lastly, the most important: both girls are HOT (in this case, silly hot!). I love lesbians next to the next man (I've actually thought of getting a sex change and finding a lesbian women to love forever: too expensive), but I don't like manly-looking girls. I like femme girls, as long as they aren't TOO femme ("Euu! Is that a bug?!", "Oh my God, I broke a nail!").
  And the bonus features? Well, there' both NOT Americans, so its exotic and different. But the tragic part of that is I don't know what they are saying or what language they are speaking. I think they're Russian. Maybe Swish, considering their hotness.

A friendly request: Anyone know Russian, like lesbian babes, and wanna translate this video for me and the rest of the world?
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(#2)
Title: "Annette & Belinda" + "Laura & Kate"
Website: http://www.sistersinlove.org/
Direct Link to Written Stories---> http://www.sistersinlove.org/true/annettebelinda.html + http://www.sistersinlove.org/true/laurakate.html ; (Respective of the Titles above)


Personal Comment: You're probably thinking "LogicaL, how can you read a story about lesbians and have an orgasm by words alone? How can that be better than videos? It's just not LogicaL!". Well, the imagination is a beautiful thing, and masturbation wouldn't be the same without it.
    So anyway, this site is a dedication to a rare and fascinating phonenema I've only recently discovered: Lesbian Love/Sex between Sisters.
    The 2 stories I listed above are both true stories of 2 US born-and-raised sisters who happened to be sexually attracted to each other. After finding this site, I've convince that Gos does exist, and God is good....Anyway, these are only a few of my favorite Lesbian sister love stories on the site. There's even stories of regular lesbian love, like 2 unrelated women falling for eachother. But the lesbian sister incest is what really fascinates and activates the erotic center in my brain. Enjoy the epic stories of womanly-love.
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(#3)
Title: " Bishoujo Lesbian Soap - Mai Sakashita "
Website: http://www.spankwire.com/
Direct Link to video---> http://www.spankwire.com/articles/97758/Bishoujo-Lesbian-Soap-Mai-Sakashita-Scene-2-Censored.html

Personal Comment: Another exotic video, like (#1), but this one comes from Japan (God I love the internet, AND Japan!). Its professionally-made, but its still got some of the best features. No talking, a 3-sum between only women, tribadism (I'll define later), and its exotic/interesting. Of course, my favorite features of this video is that (A) its women rubbing on other women using only their slippery vagina/body (That's what tribadism is) and the whole soap thing. Also, since its from Japan and I've never heard of this type of "sex" before in my life. Very unique.
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Not a lesbian video, but still hot, unique and the best part (?),
absolutely NO GUYS WHATSOEVER (expect maybe the filmer, but I like to imagine its the girl's girlfriend)!!!

Title: Girl f**ks a Stickshift
Website: RedTube.com
Direct Link to Video---> http://www.redtube.com/62

There's a longer version of it (5 minutes instead of 3:59 minutes like this one I posted), but it still shows the best parts.
This girl REALLY loves her new car! Makes me wish my SUV was a manual...

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>>> So ShrooMembers, Have you found amateur or professional lesbian porn similar to the videos/stories I listed here? It could even be written stories 'cause I like those too, although they have to be true stories. Lesbian Incest is also fair game. <<<

Let me know Lesbo Lovers...

Staying a virgin for lesbian's sake...
~ LogicaL Chaos ~


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10378883 - 05/21/09 09:42 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Bump so I can find this when no one is around to watch me masturbate.


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #10379157 - 05/21/09 10:36 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

vivthomas.com  finest-nudes.com

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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: bloomersooner]
    #10379303 - 05/21/09 11:14 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

this seemed relevant.



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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: walzmanm]
    #10379317 - 05/21/09 11:20 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

otd is that way

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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10379323 - 05/21/09 11:21 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
If you're like me, your a homo-phobe when it comes to watching porn. When I enjoy myself, I like to watch 2 women enjoy themselfs not a man enjoying a girl at my expense. I'm such a homo-phobe that if I know the video camera holder is a man (I hear a voice that emanates "behind" the camera), then I stop watching it and look for other videos.




Wow, I immediately thought of myself.  My friends all think I'm crazy... what a bunch of fags!


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: Jair]
    #10379462 - 05/21/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: Glenners]
    #10379920 - 05/22/09 02:29 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10381176 - 05/22/09 09:30 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10381206 - 05/22/09 09:43 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

im the same as you mate has to be lesbian or nowt
and i still hate if if i hear the cameraMAN talk
'oh yeah thats fucking hot..oh yeaahh'  STFU!

though actually..ill watch the odd anal vid.


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: Jair]
    #10381544 - 05/22/09 11:26 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jair said:
Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
If you're like me, your a homo-phobe when it comes to watching porn. When I enjoy myself, I like to watch 2 women enjoy themselfs not a man enjoying a girl at my expense. I'm such a homo-phobe that if I know the video camera holder is a man (I hear a voice that emanates "behind" the camera), then I stop watching it and look for other videos.




Wow, I immediately thought of myself.  My friends all think I'm crazy... what a bunch of fags!




You dudes are repressed homosexuals.

There is nothing gay about straight pron.

I feel sorry for you guys.

You will never appreciate the beauty of bukkake pron.

I take that back.

Google "squirt bukkake."

It's usually all-girl bukkake!

:whacker:


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10381599 - 05/22/09 11:37 AM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
If you're like me, your a homo-phobe when it comes to watching porn.




Quote:

I like to watch 2 women enjoy themselfs




:what:

Anybody else get confused by this?


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: Jair]
    #10383305 - 05/22/09 06:00 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Jair said:
Wow, I immediately thought of myself.  My friends all think I'm crazy... what a bunch of fags!



I'm glad I'm not the only one that is bothered by having a man in the porno, even he's just "manning" the camera saying "Oh yeah, that's hot! Don't Stop!".

And guess what those guys are saying back to us: "What a bunch of homo-phobes!"

Nothing to fear expect other guy's dongs,
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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10383353 - 05/22/09 06:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

I don't mind watching a guy in a porno, but I do skip the fingering scenes. Not my thing.


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    #10383375 - 05/22/09 06:23 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Don't worry walzmanm, I'm not gunna call you a "fag" or a "homo" because you like watching a guy bone a girl.

Besides, if I did, there would be THOUSANDS of replies (maybe) of other guys who do like hetero porn attacking me! I don't want that and you certianly don't want that. I used to like that porno a LONG time ago, but after awhile it made me sick to my stomach.

A Guys dong in porno just isn't my thing.

I hope you understand,
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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10383570 - 05/22/09 07:07 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

Dude, even in the other thread you took the time repeatedly to differentiate yourself from gay people.  You are blatantly a repressed homosexual.  I hope for your sake you work that out early in life, no need to have the extra stress of being gay but trying to fight it hurt your psyche.  :acslater:


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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: bbl337]
    #10383587 - 05/22/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

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You are blatantly a repressed homosexual.  I hope for your sake you work that out early in life, no need to have the extra stress of being gay but trying to fight it hurt your psyche.



That's got to be the dumbest LogiC I've ever heard! That's like saying that because I don't like watching people get murdered that makes me a repressed serial murder.

Your totally ridiculous bb1337! But I did get a good laugh at your sad attempt at psychoanalysis.

Thanks for the laugh buddy! :thumbup:

Loves a good "Your a Homo" joke,
~ LogicaL Chaos ~

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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10383609 - 05/22/09 07:18 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

You obviously haven't been watching heterosexual porn with a good looking guy. An ugly guy with asshair can completely ruin a scene.



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Re: Lookin' For the Best Amatuer Lesbian Video on the Internet... [Re: walzmanm]
    #10383631 - 05/22/09 07:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

You had to put "I'm not gay" in bold for everyone to see, are you sure you're not gay?  Because, homosexuality is far from murder, man love is fine murder is fucked up - comparing the two is a horrible idea.  So, you have absolutely no reason to hate homosexuality, and be too horrified to even see another male naked.  I'm not saying you should be turned on by a naked guy, but to be grossed out?  Yeah, there's a problem


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    #10383725 - 05/22/09 07:56 PM (14 years, 10 months ago)

OK, THERE'S some good LogiC bbl337.

i guess I used the wrong wording there: "grossed-out" was kinda of an exaggeration on my part. I see half-naked guys all the time: I like to sand-board at the beach and every guy is half-naked. That doesn't bother me, its the dong area. To tell you the truth, I don't mind looking at a man's dong (I'd rather not, but if I have to, I won't) EXCEPT when his dong is gross-lookin' (albino color, tiny, shrived, uncircumcised, non-erect, etc). Euuu, I'm putting WAY too much into how a dong should look like. Anyway...

I think the whole hetero porn thing makes me feel more jealous, betrayed, frustrated, and angry.

Jealous, because that guys having sex with a women, while I'm here just flogging my Johnson, ALONE without a girl to love me!

Betrayed, because the fantasy girl in the porno was like my "pretend girlfriend" and then the guy comes into frame and she F&$%king rocks his world. It almost feels like shes cheating on me.

Frustrated, because just like the Jealously, he's gettin' action and I'm not.

and

Anger, because she frickin' betrayed me!!! How could you do that to be "Kandy Kane"!

Is that what you wanted to hear.

No turning back now,
~ LogicaL Chaos ~

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