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Left Nut City
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Drug test busted....
#10278051 - 05/03/09 12:35 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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My business has been slow so I have been looking around for some part-time work to bring in some needed cash. I found one place that paid decently (Frito-Lay) and took all the tests, etc. I knew they drug tested so I stopped smoking weed to get this all squared away.
It took several weeks between being tested, interviewed, etc. before I finally was told that I was hired pending a hair drug test.
Shit, I never dealt with that before. I hadn't cut my hair since Jan. 1 so it was about 4.5 - 5 inches long at that point. I read online about how to beat the test so I did the "maccujo" (sp?) method. Basically that was a series of applying various shit on my hair and washing it out over a period of time, as well as cutting my hair down to 1.5 inches (the minimum required for the test). On top of that, I bought some shampoo/treatment shit from a local head shop which I used right before I went to the clinic for them to take my hair. the head shop GUARANTEED that shit would work.
A doctor called me from the lab and apologized but said I came up positive for weed (which was the only drug I used that they test for).
I got a letter in the mail later from Frito-Lay telling me basically I failed the drug test and to fuck off.
Moral of the story: The Dr. said drugs stay in your hair up to 6 months and that the test is not beatable. I never told him I tried to beat it,but he volunteered the info any ways.
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Alan Rockefeller
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the head shop GUARANTEED that shit would work.
They can guarantee whatever they want, none of that shit works. At least you can get a couple dollars back from them. They make their money on people who buy it and never use it, and people who would have passed anyway.
You are very fortunate not to be working for frito-lay.
There are many well paying employers that will respect your privacy.
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Left Nut City
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I am not gonna try to get my $27.00 back. I called the head shop and let them know that it didn't work. She said out of "thousands who have bought the product I am the only one that said it didn't work". She asked for my # so the manager could call me back -- he didn't.
I don't care; I bought it with a "caveat emptor" philosophy.
No biggie.
The irony here is that one is forbidden to smoke weed by the company which sells the munchy foods like Doritoes, Fritos, Lay's potato chips, etc. that tokers love.
Edited by Left Nut City (05/03/09 12:46 PM)
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Alan Rockefeller
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You should definitely get your $27 back.
Show up in person and ask for it.
Also contact the company and ask for it there.
At least that way they will know that their products don't work.
Don't let them profit from selling BS, make it a pain in the ass.
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Left Nut City
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Fuck it, it's not worth the 1 1/2 hour drive.
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Alan you are right they always grantee but, Its always fails.
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You should have told the doctor that because you failed the drug test, you are going to have to start selling drugs to kids on the street to make ends meet instead of getting a legitimate job and being a productive member of society.
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dankchick92
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I'm getting drug tested by my parents its an at home test from walgreens probably. I am going to start this detox system i purchased from the internet on a drug site, its a 7 day kit that cost me 50 bucks so its the real deal.. i want to know if I do the detox and if i exercise pretty good if i will come out clean.. and when should i start the detox.. im getting tested on the 20 of may. When should i start to insure i am going to be clean.. NOTE: its extremely important that i pass this test i cant fail or my whole summer/life is fucked
so please help. Ive never been testedin my life i just want to know if i will pass and when exactly i should start the detox.
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Your Destination
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GTFO of here. If you're not old enough to refuse a drug test from mommy then we don't need your posts.
While in your parents house, don't smoke.
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Madtowntripper
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dankchick92 said: I am going to start this detox system i purchased from the internet on a drug site, its a 7 day kit that cost me 50 bucks so its the real deal
It takes seven days and cost 50 bucks so it must be the real deal?
Really?
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adrug
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dankchick92 said: NOTE: its extremely important that i pass this test i cant fail or my whole summer/life is fucked
Your whole life will be fucked. Right.
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citricacidx
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I think it's every 1.5 inches is roughly 3 months.
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dankchick92 said: I'm getting drug tested by my parents its an at home test from walgreens probably. I am going to start this detox system i purchased from the internet on a drug site, its a 7 day kit that cost me 50 bucks so its the real deal.. i want to know if I do the detox and if i exercise pretty good if i will come out clean.. and when should i start the detox.. im getting tested on the 20 of may. When should i start to insure i am going to be clean.. NOTE: its extremely important that i pass this test i cant fail or my whole summer/life is fucked
so please help. Ive never been testedin my life i just want to know if i will pass and when exactly i should start the detox.
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daveykronick
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dankchick92 said: I'm getting drug tested by my parents its an at home test from walgreens probably. I am going to start this detox system i purchased from the internet on a drug site, its a 7 day kit that cost me 50 bucks so its the real deal.. i want to know if I do the detox and if i exercise pretty good if i will come out clean.. and when should i start the detox.. im getting tested on the 20 of may. When should i start to insure i am going to be clean.. NOTE: its extremely important that i pass this test i cant fail or my whole summer/life is fucked
so please help. Ive never been testedin my life i just want to know if i will pass and when exactly i should start the detox.
LOL you fuckin 17 year old GTFO!
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dankchick92
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seriously? who the hell cares i was just thinking you all wouldnt care can you please just help me out?
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Kamek
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Fat chance the shit you bought doesn't work.
Why would your parents want to put you through a drug test?? And why would you want to go along with that??
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Green_T
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Get some clean pee from a friend. keep it in a couple of baggies strapped to your leg so its warm.
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Re: Drug test busted.... [Re: Green_T]
#10280421 - 05/03/09 08:24 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Are those at-home drug tests even pee tests? I don't think so.
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Re: Drug test busted.... [Re: Green_T]
#10280429 - 05/03/09 08:25 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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Green_T said: Get some clean pee from a friend. keep it in a couple of baggies strapped to your leg so its warm.
Yes. This is probably a much better strategy than trying to get detoxed.
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Madtowntripper
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Re: Drug test busted.... [Re: Kamek]
#10280435 - 05/03/09 08:26 PM (14 years, 10 months ago) |
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I will swear by Quick Fix synthetic urine.
I have passed numerous government-mandated FAA/TSA drug tests with that product.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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