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CptnGarden said:
1 girl tried, i said no
another girl tried, i said go for it

the second girl had long nails,
nothings ever going up there again

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justin_thyme said:
i get yopo enema's from my girlfriend all the time dude it's rad.

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justin_thyme said:
i get yopo enema's from my girlfriend all the time dude it's rad.

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Does that work?

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sometimes. when she screws up, we just collect the water and drink it up.

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elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things..

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elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things..

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Prisoner#1 said:
ok so there was this one time my ex GF and I were screwing around
and unbeknownst to me she had this set of anal beads with a little
ring on the end, I dunno, the thing was like a 2 foot string of
beads, of course I objected to her sticking these things in my ass
but as persuasive as she is I caved

well we're fooling around and she's inserting them one at a
time, slowly because she doesnt want to cause too much
discomfort or scare me out of doing it and it took about an hour
to gett it all up there, I've never been so hard in my life,
well here I am with a string of beads in my ass and we're
screwing around and she says 'tell me when you're about to cum,
I'm like OK


another hour goes by and things are getting really intense and
I'm really building up to bust one so I tell her I'm getting
ready to nut like Mt Vesuvius and she's got this big grin and
gives the ring a little tug and out of her mouth come the words
'oh shit...' and I'm all like "no...no... NO, OH SHIT IS NEVER
GOOD!!!!" and she told me the string broke and the beads are
stuck in my ass, I tell her we gotta get them out and she start
probing around in my rectum trying to get a grip on the beads,
needless to say I still have a raging boner and still on the
verge of coming but the panic has me too tense to cum and too
tense for her to get to the beads...

off to the ER we go, most embarrassing thing of my life, I have
to explain the problem at the nurses station, to the doctor and
half a dozen other people, they do the x-rays and the
radiologist is laughing and showing my x-rays to nurses, other
techs and doctors and they're all snickering, well the doc says
it's unlikely they'll have to do surgery and he believes a
simple extraction will suffice, first bit of relief during this
whole ordeal


so anyway we're all in this exam room, I've got my legs in
stirrups like I'm getting a pelvic exam, as if everything else
wasnt demeaning enough and the doc is in there probing around
with some tool while my GF is all chatty and joking with the
nurses that were assisting and the doctor finally gets ahold of
the beads and starts fishing them out, he gave the beads a
little pull, out the came and it fired me up like a chainsaw, I
came like a wild cat all over every one

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elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things..

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elcharrosays said:
a girl trying to stick a vibrator up his ass and a few other slightly homoerotic things..

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Is a girl sticking something up your ass homoerotic..? That doesn't make sense.

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He was getting penetrated by a phallic object.

He is a man, being penetrated by an object representing a man's penis.  How is that not homoerotic?

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