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Offlinejewdozer
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My first sexual experience
    #9927162 - 03/07/09 08:40 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

Heres mine, what were yours like?

Everyone should remember their first time having sex. Its not usually the blast of pleasure you expect to get lost in but rather a quick 'in out in out FIRE!'. I will admit that I was quite a late starter, I was 18 when I actually sank my fuck in a girl. My story wasn't so straight forward as most.

This was also a time we had discovered hardcore porn. The thing I was always particularly interested in was the ass fucking bit which was usually at the end. I think the reason it excited me was because it was total domination over the partner, they always looked like they were in pain and just watching it made me imagine what it must be like to have to force and push your cock up there.

Now there was this party and there was this girl who I knew was not only loose but also interested in me. It was one of those nights where I knew I had a great chance of scoring. Sarah was one of the girls who had a room there so sneaking off wasn’t going to be a problem. The party went into full swing and it wasn’t long before I was kissing her against the wall. One thing led to another and she dragged me upstairs. We couldn’t get our clothes off fast enough.

I was ready to go inside her! She laid on her back and I lifted her legs above my shoulders but something caught my attention…….there’s it was, the glory hole, the forbidden place. Life has crossroads and I always say its better to regret something you did than something you didn’t do.

FUCK IT! FUCK HER ASS! FUCK FUCK WAS WHAT MY HEAD WAS SAYING. Without even looking at her I parted her and stuck it in her ass. Just as I expected it took some pushing. The problem was I didn’t dare look up and the thing that made it worse is that she was totally silent. After about 30 seconds which seemed like forever I decided to see if she was still with me and this is what I saw!!!!!!


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She was crying her eyes out which was more than I could have dreamed for. The words that came out of my mouth were ‘could you stop crying please it putting me off’ the reason I said that was because I knew she would totally burst into tears. My hard on calmed down after I ejaculated in her ass and I said ‘do you have a sink so I can wash your shit off my dick please?’ Then I left.
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank Sarah for making my first time so perfect.


True story.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927165 - 03/07/09 08:43 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

We lost our virginity together in high school, i was 15 she was 16.  It was sweet and passionate.  And we stayed together for 2 years after that.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9927170 - 03/07/09 08:47 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

could you hear the song 'endless love' as you did that?

at 10 i ate my first pussy:crazy2:


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9927176 - 03/07/09 08:50 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

It was in Tijuana when I was 14.  Payed some kid on the street 5 bucks to take me to this place where they brought a dozen women in a lineup, and I picked the chubby short chica because she was the first to look away from my eyes.  I was drunk, so I let her rub me down for 20 minutes then ride me, at which point I decided I was going to get my money's worth.  And I did.

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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927178 - 03/07/09 08:51 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

hahaha you guys have the raunchyest sex stories


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ferris]
    #9927181 - 03/07/09 08:54 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

once i got a massage and it must have been the chicks first time cause when i started groping her tits and nipples her knees buckled and she collapsed trembling on me and it made me that horny i blew from that as she jerked me

i regret not fucking her


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: filthee]
    #9927231 - 03/07/09 09:40 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

bringing it up to date I had a great one last week>


Mods please let me know if I'm pushing my luck,I like this forum I like drawing, I don't want banning.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927246 - 03/07/09 09:51 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

Where can i find more?!


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927323 - 03/07/09 10:37 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

:fatman: So you raped her asshole?

Your a real nice guy huh?


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927331 - 03/07/09 10:40 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

ok so.... you fucked your mom in the ass and beat her face in with.... something?

sounds awesome. :thumbup:


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jvm]
    #9927341 - 03/07/09 10:45 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

More? Ok. I'm on it. I draw.

I'm actually trying to think up some ideas for some t-shirts. There seems to be some money to be made out of these things. I'm surprised forums don't do more of this to make money instead of banner ads.

Dunno. I'd be happy to design some shirts for any forum I post on.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927344 - 03/07/09 10:47 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

you never answered my question. you dry smashed your moms shit box?


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Platinum]
    #9927377 - 03/07/09 11:04 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

I lubed up first, I planned it. The weapon is a housebrick.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927383 - 03/07/09 11:05 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

I'll buy a t-shirt of you butt raping your mom :coaster:


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ego Death]
    #9927438 - 03/07/09 11:29 AM (4 years, 3 months ago)

Something about this thread SCREAMS bull shit!


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: Ego Death]
    #9927664 - 03/07/09 01:04 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)



Done


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: jewdozer]
    #9927674 - 03/07/09 01:06 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)

I thought you might like this jewdozer



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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #9927704 - 03/07/09 01:14 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)

my first experience was painful and not only in a psychological way:tongue: The girl I was with doesn't get really wet down there so there was a lot of chafing.... so we both got pretty torn up.I was in pain for days. I thought to myself "I have been waiting my whole life to do this and it feels this bad?!?!"  Despite being the worst sexual experience of my life, I learned one valuable lesson.... Use lube!!!


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: danlennon3]
    #9927819 - 03/07/09 01:35 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)

My god that sounds painful.  You just continued fucking this girl even though her pussy was dry?  I guess maybe you  didn't know any better, but even if it was my first time, I would definitely know something was wrong.  I would have put a lil spit shine on her to get the juices flowing, or at least the saliva would provide some lubrication. The first girl I had sex with had the same problem for a little while.  She didn't get very wet, even after a lot of heated foreplay.  But we discovered that if I went down on her and brought her to orgasm, she would gush like crazy, actually to the point of squirting a few times.  Then I would be able to get down to business, and since she already had one orgasm, it was really easy to give her another one, sometimes two.  And she was on the pill so I got to enjoy direct contact with that beautiful soft wet steaming hot pussy.  I fucking love how warm and soft pussy is.


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Re: My first sexual experience [Re: BoneMan]
    #9928939 - 03/07/09 05:04 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)

Dead girls tend to be dry.

Thanks for the pic AP, Bundy is my hero.


Edited by jewdozer (03/07/09 05:05 PM)


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