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 PolkAudio2
"Swisher Sweets"
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 Drug Screen ? 
#9833585 - 02/20/09 12:30 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's up everyone, I just got a call for this new job and they asked me if I was ready for my pre-screening which has to be an drug test. Now my question is if I woke up, At 10 am and drank water till 1:30 I should be clean? I don't have to worry about Diluted. I have failed hundreds of drugs screens back in the day in my child years in Georgia but I didn't care I just failed them.
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Stranger-than-you
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Well. What was the last drug you did. When? How frequently? How long have you been clean?
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PolkAudio2
"Swisher Sweets"
Registered: 02/16/09
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Marijuana been clean from coke for a couple of days because i knew the drug test was coming i have been clean from pot for 2 days now?
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Stranger-than-you
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tpihkal
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Good luck, you might think about picking up some green clean or something. I don't think the water alone will help you.
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xpl0de
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 Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: tpihkal]
#9833684 - 02/20/09 12:45 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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u can drink all the water u want, its not gonna change anything ( which btw you can die from if you drink too much). You should just go and get one of your sober friend's piss, and turn that in.
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alternatereality
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: tpihkal]
#9833697 - 02/20/09 12:47 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Unless they do a saliva test, you're pretty much fucked man.
Your best hope is to start drinking a shitload of water and running until you can't possibly do it anymore. If you have a sauna available, try that too.
But most likely, you'll fail anyway.
Sorry.
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tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: xpl0de]
#9833720 - 02/20/09 12:51 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xpl0de said:
You should just go and get one of your sober friend's piss, and turn that in.
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abetterlie
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Should just tamper with the sample after you piss.
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Vaelu
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Quote:
abetterlie said:
Should just tamper with the sample after you piss.
Drop a pube in it.
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alternatereality
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Quote:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:
xpl0de said:
You should just go and get one of your sober friend's piss, and turn that in.
Actually yeah, that's your best bet by far.
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druqs
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drink your own piss till you piss a cube of drugs.
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TODAY
Battletoad
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you seem pretty dumb.
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PolkAudio2
"Swisher Sweets"
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: TODAY]
#9834426 - 02/20/09 03:10 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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You saying im dumb cuz?
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PoopSoap
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: TODAY]
#9834428 - 02/20/09 03:11 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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just use a friends urine whos clean. thats what i did and passed  you dont need much just like an ounce and urine deteriorates in like 18 hours which they can reject if its too old when they test
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PolkAudio2
"Swisher Sweets"
Registered: 02/16/09
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: PoopSoap]
#9834435 - 02/20/09 03:12 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I got someone to piss for me right before I get there I should be alright. All the cocaine I sprinkle on my shrooms an all the marijuana I smoke I did not think I would pass lol....
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PoopSoap
Capri Sun Kings
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cool you should be good then if its up to temp
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twighead
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: PoopSoap]
#9834481 - 02/20/09 03:23 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't know why everyone is saying drinking water doesn't work,
i've passed several tests doing that along with B3 vitamins and creatine the night before.
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Brugman
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Quote:
PolkAudio2 said:
All the cocaine I sprinkle on my shrooms
lol?
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arainbow
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Loc: Palnet Earth
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Re: Drug Screen ? [Re: Brugman]
#9834645 - 02/20/09 03:59 PM (3 years, 3 months ago) |
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I came accost a class action law suite over drug testing
so eat a bunch of poppy seed any thing then sew the shit out of the drug testers for a false positive for opaets
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