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Anonymous #1

How do I poop????
    #9640162 - 01/19/09 08:02 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

I took some methadone 3 days ago and havent pooped but once. I dont want to take any laxatives, because they are not natural.

Ive been massaging my butthole for a while but nothing seems to help.:confused:


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Anonymous #2

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9640193 - 01/19/09 08:06 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Methadone isn't very natural either. Get some laxatives or be constipated for a while. Your choice.


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Anonymous #3

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9640202 - 01/19/09 08:07 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

isn't caster oil a natural laxative??


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Anonymous #4

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9640290 - 01/19/09 08:23 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

do some cocaine

get some stool softner

or

a fleet enema

all good choices


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Anonymous #5

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #9640304 - 01/19/09 08:25 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

there are herbal teas that make you go.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9640366 - 01/19/09 08:31 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

so you won't eat a little chocolate, but you'll massage your sphincter?  :what:



there is something definitely wrong with this picture  :nonono:


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Anonymous #7

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9640538 - 01/19/09 08:51 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

You know sometimes if you want to poop you have to eat food.

Did you eat the methadone?:rofl:


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Anonymous #8

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #9642917 - 01/20/09 01:59 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Drink a bottle of prune juice.

Give it a few hours and it'll fly right out.


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Anonymous #9

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9642968 - 01/20/09 02:10 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Citrate of Magnesia  Get some.  You'll be shitting like a goose in no time.  I had a cancer operation and wasn't able to eat for a while.  I broke my fast with some extra-cheese pizza and ended up with an impacted bowel.  After not shitting for a week, I drank some citrate of magnesia because if that didn't work surgery was the next option.  It took a while for it to work under the circumstances, about 4 hours.  What came out was a long black turd as hard as dried tar.

:goodluck:


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Anonymous #10

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9642993 - 01/20/09 02:14 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

you need a responsible opiate addict's diet

lots of fruit, and drink lots of water


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Anonymous #11

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #9643022 - 01/20/09 02:21 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Try senna leaf, or a glass of epsom salt water, which you can get at any store 24/7.

Oh, you'll be a goin. Stay close to the crapper.


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Anonymous #6

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #9643738 - 01/20/09 06:23 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

isn't 'epsom salt' a hygiene product of sorts...like you put it in your bath water so you come out smelling like flowers an shit  :confused:


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Anonymous #11

Re: How do I poop???? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9645317 - 01/20/09 01:54 PM (4 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, but it also a laxative. I won't drink it as it is awful, but it's great in baths. And the one time I did drink it, just to see what would happen....
:shitstorm:


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