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Anonymous #1

Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him.
    #9463736 - 12/19/08 08:33 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Especially when he pees in my room.  God I fucking hate that cat right now.  I fucking hate all cats right now and think they are disgusting little vermin.  Give me an intelligent dog anyday.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9463775 - 12/19/08 08:42 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

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Anonymous #3

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #9463840 - 12/19/08 08:54 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Your cat peed in your room because you're a dick.

Cats are smart like that.  Dogs are stupid.  You'd be better off with a stupid dog apparently.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #9463917 - 12/19/08 09:09 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

I don't have a dick, Meistro.  I treat my cat like a prince.  He gets the best food and his litterbox was cleaned.  Guess he was just pissed off and wanted to piss me off.  I don't get it. 

And I already have a dog who doesn't give me any trouble.

My cat peed on my jackets.  :mad2: 

I hope he isn't sick as that would make me feel bad about getting so mad at him.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9463920 - 12/19/08 09:10 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

cats suck


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Anonymous #5

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9464744 - 12/20/08 12:24 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

'maestro'

I look at my cat, and then look at my dog. The dog is dumb as fuck, but the cat is a little bitch sometimes. He knows he's smarter and he shoves it in the dogs face.

I gave them a treat last night and then the cat walked in front of the dog and slapped his tail in the dogs face. not cool, I'm one for humbleness.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #9464781 - 12/20/08 12:32 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

My cat acts and expects to be treated like a human being

But I love him I suppose
Little bastard.

He wakes me up in the mornings in the most obnoxious ways possible


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Anonymous #7

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #9464933 - 12/20/08 01:13 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:

He wakes me up in the mornings in the most obnoxious ways possible




kitty BJ?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #9465660 - 12/20/08 06:29 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

male cats spray their urine, they do it on your clothes cause they are marking you and want to protect you
your "their turf"

if you didnt know that when you brought the cat home, you probably didnt do any homework on the subject.
but hey, you screwed up obviously, nows the fun part of living with your mistakes (and not strangling your mistakes)


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Anonymous #9

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #9465668 - 12/20/08 06:39 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

uh my cat has never pissed on my clothes.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #9465729 - 12/20/08 07:33 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Your cat will piss on your things if

A) You need to change the litter box
B) There is a health problem with the cat
C) You cat isn't fixed and is marking its territory.


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Anonymous #11

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #9466034 - 12/20/08 10:38 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

My cat has never ever peed in anywhere else than litterbox. Actually there have been times when litterbox was not available for her, so she went and looked another place. never ever has she done something wrong, except yelling with really loud voice sometimes.

i think the reason is you, You suck. They sence it. Think about it, why would he want to pee there if he has litterbox? It is most likely because he feels uncomfortable with something. And since its a he, maybe its territorial. Did he directly pee or just squirted?


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #9466042 - 12/20/08 10:44 AM (4 years, 4 months ago)

I think he has a urinary tract infection and no, I don't suck, unless you count dick.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9466362 - 12/20/08 12:48 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

Get your cat fixed, retard.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #9466691 - 12/20/08 01:58 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

He is fixed already, you know-nothing gay faggot.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #9466750 - 12/20/08 02:11 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

No, you obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

You probably got him from one of your friends who is also a retard and who, in their haste to get rid of the many multitudes of cats roaming their property, told you it was fixed and had it's shots and was just looking for a good home.

Your cat is not pissing on the floor.  It is not stupid.

It is a male cat, and it is spraying on your floor to mark it's territory and piss you off because you are stupid.

Take it the vet and have it fixed, you astounding imbecile.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Sometimes I just want to punch my cat in his stupidly cute face and strangle the shit out of him. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #9466815 - 12/20/08 02:23 PM (4 years, 4 months ago)

lol you are incredible!  I'm stupid?  Well maybe it was stupid to vent about cat piss in here, lol.  I'm not the one making stories up in my head about some anonymous bitch who got pissy because her cat peed! 

Yah, I was fucking angry, seeing the puddle of urine on my only winter jacket and you need to take a step back and take the fissured glass out of your asshole.  You're telling yourself a story about my life in your head lol - that's fucking classic. 

Lay off the drugs buddy and realize that reality is not the story you tell yourself about others.  I've had this cat from kittenhood, he is fixed already and I wouldn't hurt him but I was venting because that was my only winter jacket and I hope the cat piss smell comes out!  :crankey:

He is sleeping peacefully next to me and pretty much follows me around the house constantly so I'm sure my cat loves me.  Maybe he was mad at me, maybe I didn't pet him long enough that day or something.


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