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 Hendostan
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 I'm butthurt 
#9384564 - 12/07/08 02:05 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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i gave this girl a ride home from the bar last night on my bike. she sat on the seat behind me and my ass kept hitting the nub on the front of the seat. now my tailbone is bruised. not a bad price to pay though 
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 bryguy27007
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384586 - 12/07/08 02:09 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ogre812
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should have made her sit on the handlebars.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384592 - 12/07/08 02:10 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Where do you live that you can ride a bike this time of year? It's too fooking cold for that.
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Hendostan
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9384602 - 12/07/08 02:12 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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MT. wasn't too bad last night actually, but i always ride my bike regardless. beats the hell out of drunken driving.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9384612 - 12/07/08 02:14 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
Where do you live that you can ride a bike this time of year? It's too fooking cold for that.
you'd be surprised how warm it gets riding home in the winter 
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9384621 - 12/07/08 02:15 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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 i bet you pick up a lot of chicks this way. you got nice rims? err.. spokes? or are they mags?
 
or do you have one of these?
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Platinum]
#9384627 - 12/07/08 02:16 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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the second one, only with streamers on the handlebars and the clicky things on the spokes
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384629 - 12/07/08 02:17 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hendostan said:
the second one, only with streamers on the handlebars and the clicky things on the spokes
Oh nice, stick a playing card in the spokes so it sounds like a motorcycle! badass.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Ogre812]
#9384641 - 12/07/08 02:20 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ogre812 said:
should have made her sit on the handlebars.
we discussed this and decided it would be harder to balance and steer with her on the handlebars. would've saved my butthole though.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384666 - 12/07/08 02:26 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384667 - 12/07/08 02:26 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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I never had any problems doing it this way. Maybe it just takes practice. You could have had her lean back on you too, instead of pummeling your ass on the seat. Oh well, maybe next time.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384674 - 12/07/08 02:28 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hendostan said:
beats the hell out of drunken driving.
A guy I know was riding his bike home from a bar and got "pulled over." The cop arrested him for DUI. True story.
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Hendostan
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9384693 - 12/07/08 02:33 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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that is fucking ridiculous, but sadly i've heard of this happening too.
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Gumby
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Hendostan]
#9384753 - 12/07/08 02:43 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Eh, the cops were out to get him. They knew that he was selling pills but could never catch him so they'd bust him for anything they could.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9385095 - 12/07/08 03:36 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gumby said:
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Hendostan said:
beats the hell out of drunken driving.
A guy I know was riding his bike home from a bar and got "pulled over." The cop arrested him for DUI. True story.
'round here, they can actually suspend your driver's license if you get caught DUI. I've never heard of that actually happen anyone I know, though.
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: Gumby]
#9385132 - 12/07/08 03:44 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Gumby said:
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Hendostan said:
beats the hell out of drunken driving.
A guy I know was riding his bike home from a bar and got "pulled over." The cop arrested him for DUI. True story.
that's the law around here, too. we have some good bicycle laws here, but they aren't ever enforced, or when motorists try to run us off roads, the cops don't do anything about it (in fact, i had a cop almost hit me once). but because bicyclists are seen the same as motorists, one can get a dui for riding a bicycle drunk
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Re: I'm butthurt [Re: demiu5]
#9385169 - 12/07/08 03:53 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Use of the term "butthurt" in a derogatory fashion is deeply hurtful to the gay and lesbian community, please desist or you will be sent to a federal sensitivity training camp. Thank you for your cooperation.
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lukeboots
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dont be such a butthurt queer, mary
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