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 British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. 
#9236870 - 11/13/08 11:16 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in
Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.
"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html
Whats up the Brits? Do they all strip down naked to hang curtains?
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9236883 - 11/13/08 11:18 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmm.. apparently, Brits have no medical privacy laws.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: supernovasky]
#9236885 - 11/13/08 11:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9236886 - 11/13/08 11:19 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I walk around naked everywhere but I am an American.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: TheShroomJew23]
#9236895 - 11/13/08 11:21 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheShroomJew23 said:
I walk around naked everywhere but I am an American.
just be careful not to fall back on to anything.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: TheShroomJew23]
#9236898 - 11/13/08 11:22 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Who pulls the potatoes out?
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: Icelander]
#9236900 - 11/13/08 11:23 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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I doubt he leaves any potatoes lying around....
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9236918 - 11/13/08 11:25 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Unless he's from Idaho.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9236950 - 11/13/08 11:31 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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That's a strange way to bake a potato.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: Stein]
#9236960 - 11/13/08 11:32 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9237102 - 11/13/08 11:54 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Don't bend over in the garden grandma, them potatoes have eyes!
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9237130 - 11/13/08 11:59 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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obviously you guys haven't heard of absorbing foods rectally you should watch more south park. Im about to have a pineapple
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9238741 - 11/13/08 04:06 PM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
lonestar2004 said:
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
right
That's what I was thinking. Unless they allowed you to, over here you'd be prosecuted, or could be, and disciplines for even mentioning it- even if it was common knowledge. That and the hospital could also face serious reprocussions if they acted negligently in some way as well.
This is hilarious, but we shouldn't know about it and definatly shouldn't know about it from the hospital staff.
Where I used to work we had an ass file though, with all sorts of fun stuff they found via various studies. We had this real conservative-looking indian doctor who was quite young. She removed a vibrator that was still vibrating from this one guy that was there while I worked, and apparently she asked the nurses and residents what it was, cuz she had no idea, lol. That doc got an education that night I guess.
The batteries were energizer btw... good stuff. Lasted around 12 hours from admission to removal.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: pachanoi]
#9242131 - 11/14/08 12:44 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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pachanoi said:
obviously you guys haven't heard of absorbing foods rectally
It makes sense, I mean it's closer to your stomach...
Oh and, what's with the thread title? He's a vicar, not a politician. There's no mention of politicians in the article. This should probably be in the pub.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: zouden]
#9242830 - 11/14/08 06:45 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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A vicar is not a politician or a Representative?
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: lonestar2004]
#9243197 - 11/14/08 09:04 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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lonestar2004 said:
A vicar is not a politician or a Representative?
No, it's not. There was a glaring giveaway to that fact, he was referred to as a clergyman. A vicar is a like a priest/reverend/pastor/whatever, depending on their denomination.
Learn some vocabulary and reading comprehension.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: Float]
#9243217 - 11/14/08 09:09 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Float said:
Quote:
lonestar2004 said:
A vicar is not a politician or a Representative?
No, it's not. There was a glaring giveaway to that fact, he was referred to as a clergyman. A vicar is a like a priest/reverend/pastor/whatever, depending on their denomination.
Learn some vocabulary and reading comprehension.
I don't know why i thought a Vicar was political Representative.
My fault.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: Float]
#9243224 - 11/14/08 09:10 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Float said:
Quote:
lonestar2004 said:
A vicar is not a politician or a Representative?
No, it's not. There was a glaring giveaway to that fact, he was referred to as a clergyman. A vicar is a like a priest/reverend/pastor/whatever, depending on their denomination.
Learn some vocabulary and reading comprehension.
No need to be condescending. It's impossible to know everything about everything.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: mushroomhunter10]
#9243251 - 11/14/08 09:15 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's okay lonestar, intelligent people don't expect competence from Republicans.
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Re: British Politician went to hospital with potato stuck in his Ass. [Re: Float]
#9243271 - 11/14/08 09:20 AM (3 years, 6 months ago) |
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It's okay lonestar, intelligent people don't expect competence from Republicans.
You're gonna fit in with very well with the Democrats on this Forum...
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