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 DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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 Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Tchan909]
#9063805 - 10/11/08 04:17 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Tchan909 said:
I would clean the shit out of my ass. Just as a matter of course, but ESPECIALLY if I was about to go and see a lady. Who are you, Larry the Cable Guy?
For fucking real. How the hell do you just forget that you shit yourself and it doesn't cross your mind at all for the rest of the night?
Fucking fail 
Whenever I'm meeting up with a lady friend for the first few dates I always make sure to shower, put on new deodorant and cologne right before I go to see her.
I certainly don't shit myself and then forget about it.
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Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea
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Loc: The War Machine
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DreaminDust]
#9064005 - 10/11/08 05:28 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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You fart shit and don't clean up, well good luck getting with this upmarket chick if your gonna be that dirty.
Even a fucking hobo would go wipe his shit off on a leaf if he did a runny fart.
LMAO.
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 SkekTek
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Ego Death]
#9064021 - 10/11/08 05:31 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Ego Death said:
You fart shit and don't clean up, well good luck getting with this upmarket chick if your gonna be that dirty.
Even a fucking hobo would go wipe his shit off on a leaf if he did a runny fart.
LMAO.
Seriously. Even if this post was a joke it's fucking nasty lol.Some people make their own bad luck.
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Kada
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: SkekTek]
#9064080 - 10/11/08 05:44 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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This is just a giant stupid waste of thread space.
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Ego Death
Justadropofwaterinanendlesssea
Registered: 04/27/03
Posts: 6,636
Loc: The War Machine
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Kada]
#9064090 - 10/11/08 05:46 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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No he's seriously retarded enough to require advice on how to wipe his ass.
I'm worried about his bitch though, fingering his asshole - bad sign dude.
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S_2
Nervous Wreck
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Posts: 5,579
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DreaminDust]
#9064235 - 10/11/08 06:22 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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It's "drysmash her shitbox" not "wetsmash her boxspring".
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Liquidkick
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DragonChaser]
#9064265 - 10/11/08 06:30 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Quote:
DragonChaser said:
Quote:
Tchan909 said:
I would clean the shit out of my ass. Just as a matter of course, but ESPECIALLY if I was about to go and see a lady. Who are you, Larry the Cable Guy?
For fucking real. How the hell do you just forget that you shit yourself and it doesn't cross your mind at all for the rest of the night?
Fucking fail
Whenever I'm meeting up with a lady friend for the first few dates I always make sure to shower, put on new deodorant and cologne right before I go to see her.
I certainly don't shit myself and then forget about it.
do you have a line up of deodorant or cologne? Like a different bottle or fragrance for like 5 dates?
I was wondering if i should do that, get an assortment so i don't smell the same every time.
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xshadowmage666x
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Liquidkick]
#9064289 - 10/11/08 06:38 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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fuckin funny
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Ogre812
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DragonChaser]
#9064299 - 10/11/08 06:40 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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DragonChaser said:
I certainly don't shit myself and then forget about it.
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Liquidkick]
#9064311 - 10/11/08 06:43 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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I used to, but then I figured out most girls really liked the cologne that I had the most of, so I stuck with that kind... I forget what it is and I have it sitting in my car, I'll find out and let you know the name of it if you shoot me a PM to remind me, the ladies love it.
Even girls in class will tell me how nice I smell... I love that cologne.
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Liquidkick
H2O
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DragonChaser]
#9064326 - 10/11/08 06:46 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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so they don't care that you smell the same all the time...
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DragonChaser
Ice in Her Ass and Pussy
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Liquidkick]
#9064339 - 10/11/08 06:48 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Not if its a good smell.
Plus, after the first 1-3 dates, they should already know whether you're 'in' or 'out', and then it doesn't matter as much how you smell.
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BackwardsCap
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DragonChaser]
#9064351 - 10/11/08 06:53 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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this was a funny read. she got exactly what one should expect to find when sticking fingers in another's butt.
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Talking Head
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#9064518 - 10/11/08 07:44 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
Say it was her ass on her own hand.
haha yeah... give her the ol' jedi mind trick
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forbiddendonut
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Talking Head]
#9064579 - 10/11/08 08:04 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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The OP has been a member for five years and has only 25 posts. This is the...shit he comes up with?
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MisterMuscaria
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: Tchan909]
#9064586 - 10/11/08 08:06 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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How could you have an asscrack full of shit and "forget about it"!?
Were you on Oxy or Heroin or something?
Geeze.
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UnholyChild666
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: JacquesCousteau]
#9064623 - 10/11/08 08:15 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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JacquesCousteau said:
Uhhhh.
Who the fuck shits themselves and doesn't clean up ASAP?
You be full of it, homie. (Whether you're lying or not, that's a true statement.)
no shit, what the hell, didn't have time? All you had to would be stick your ass (literally just your ass) under the shower wash it with soap dry off wash your hands and bail not even 10 min it would have took 
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D4NK
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: DreaminDust]
#9064650 - 10/11/08 08:25 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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Lesson to be learned: Ass crack full of shit takes priority unless you're in immediate life threatening danger. Just remember that and you're golden.
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Brainiac
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: forbiddendonut]
#9064802 - 10/11/08 08:58 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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forbiddendonut said:
The OP has been a member for five years and has only 25 posts. This is the...shit he comes up with?
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McMoney
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Re: How to ruin a first date on accident. WITH NO FIX POSSIBLE! [Re: HB]
#9064820 - 10/11/08 09:04 PM (1 month, 11 days ago) |
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HB said:
holy shit. I'm NEVER going home with you. what's your name, so I know to remember not to ever shake your hand? or sleep with you, or even use your restroom facilities, for that matter ...
or even your toothbrush
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