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Jrsxt
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Oral Swab - Drug Test
#8945015 - 09/17/08 04:19 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Got laid off from my job the other day working through a temporary service. They call me today telling me they have another job. Making satellite dishes, 4 days on and 4 days off. 12 hour shifts...So they told me my drug test I took 3 months ago should be fine.
When I go up there to get the paperwork, she tries to tell me I need to take a drug test. I made up some excuse about having to be somewhere that I thought I was just picking up some papers. They told me to be in there tomorrow morning to take the test. I smoked a blunt of some schwag last night and about 3 bowls of some dank. Then today before I went into get the papers, I smoked a blunt. I don't think there is any way I can pass the test. I waited 2 or 3 days last time and scrubbed the shit out of my mouth, and mouthwashed a lot. Anybody got any tips on beating one of these? I've heard they are pretty accurate, but it's a big risk. I really want this job.
I am going to call up there tomorrow, if nothing else, and tell them I can't come in tomorrow. I can make it Tuesday, which is the next day I would be off. The job starts Friday 7 am.
Fuck drug tests.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8945031 - 09/17/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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You can pass the test tomorrow easily. Check the other thread about saliva drug tests from this afternoon. It only detects very recent use.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8945032 - 09/17/08 04:23 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think they make some shit that completely dries out your mouth so they don't get a sample. don't know what its called
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8945036 - 09/17/08 04:24 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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if its oral you are fine. I smoked everyday between march and june(when I got my job) and even the night before my interview. I just brushed my teeth in the morning, went in, and I tested clean. I think its more to judge your response or to see if you are high at the moment. It may work better for some drugs, but for ganja its a joke imo
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Jrsxt
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See, I passed it before, but I waited a few days. The sites I have found have said it can test back to 3 days prior. I just smoked today. I think that I can wash my mouth out really well and it work...But if I fail the drug test, they wont find me any more work which I really need. So this is pretty important.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8945354 - 09/17/08 05:20 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Just brush every surface of your mouth, and use mouthwash 5 times tonight and 5 times tomorrow morning... you'll probably be fine. I hear mouthswabs are extremely easy to pass. Someone posted a while back saying that they'd smoked a joint when they woke up, had a surprise swab that afternoon, and still passed it.
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I'll try that out. I'll go as late as I possible can, and brush like fuck.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8946027 - 09/17/08 07:30 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sounds like I may have hope..Alot of resources say 3 days. But a few say 12-14 hours. Wish me luck guys, I might go through with it.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: aful]
#8946041 - 09/17/08 07:33 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
aful said: i think they make some shit that completely dries out your mouth so they don't get a sample. don't know what its called
It's called weed....
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8946059 - 09/17/08 07:36 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I have a friend that worked at a local grocery store, smoked a blunt WHILE IN THE CAR GOING TO WORK and still passed.
I don't know if their test was broken or what, but he passed the thing.
Saliva tests are crappy, you should be ok.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Drewwyann]
#8946117 - 09/17/08 07:47 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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I had one of those tests a while ago..... I take vicodens on a regular basis - legitimately.... I didn't tell them about it when I took the test, I wanted to see if I came back positive, then I could bring in my prescription bottle as an "in your face" deal.... It never happened, they never said anything....
So one day I asked the HR dood, and he said, "You would know if it came back with anything other than negative"....
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: Jrsxt]
#8946132 - 09/17/08 07:51 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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The staffing agency that I work for wouldn't give you even a day to get clean. You might have to take a piss test before you leave that day or else be considered ineligible for hire by any branch of the company.
But I worked in Human Resources before this job and that company did the spit test which I assume is similar to the swab test. I took one home one time and tested on myself. I'm an everyday smoker and I passed it.
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Re: Oral Swab - Drug Test [Re: PhanTomCat]
#8946180 - 09/17/08 08:02 PM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yeah I'd just get lot's of different base/acidic strong substances as you can.
Vinegar + Bi-carb swirled in the mouth. Mouth Wash Vodka
As far as I know swabs have detected up to 12 hours prior. But depending on how much you smoke, you should pass after 4hrs. A friend has to get Urine tests done, waits 2 weeks and hasn't failed yet.
I went for a job as 'Head of Admin' for a large international company once. The interview went great and they said how confident, clean and well presented I was, and I was top choice out of 43 Although I don't like working for large companies so I wasn't too fussed on it. I just have the knack to bullshit my way in/out of things.
Then came the drug test, which I already knew the outcome of as I had a good session the night before. Anyways I got a call from the company the day after, saying 'For some reason the test came up positive, I'm sure this is a mistake and we'd like you to try again.' I thought for a moment and said 'No that's ok, I do smoke a fair bit of Weed. Is that a problem though?" .....I didn't get the job.
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