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 Spiritual Seeker
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 How about you just fucking MAN UP!
#8887724 - 09/06/08 05:35 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Assume that you didnt want to do an extraction. And assume you weren't going to boil the cactus down.
Lets say that you cut up some slices of San Pedro.....Sat down....and maned the fuck up? 
Seriously ive tasted it and i will admit its fucking foul. But with the right mindset anything is possible. If i chewed it up VERY good and ate the whole 18 inches of cactus, What would happen?
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TheAxis
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youd puke like u just ate 1.5 feet of cactus
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 deCypher
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Sure, this would work.
But I think you'll find it's easier in the long run to make a brew than eat 18 inches of straight-up cactus.
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MisterMuscaria
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 Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: TheAxis]
#8887763 - 09/06/08 05:47 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Sometimes you gotta cowboy up and take one for the team. Bite the bear in the ass; grit your teeth and bare it. No one will ever know if no one has ever tried.
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#8887816 - 09/06/08 05:57 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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don't even bother slicing it up, just bite it off chunk by chunk...oh and don't bother taking the spines off either. You want to be a MAN about this.
Seriously though, if you eat over 2 pounds of anything you'll probably be sick. There is a reason why the natives of Peru boil this stuff, and its not cause they're pussies.
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ShroomDoom
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Quote:
Spiritual Seeker said:
Assume that you didnt want to do an extraction. And assume you weren't going to boil the cactus down.
Lets say that you cut up some slices of San Pedro.....Sat down....and maned the fuck up?
prepare to man the fuck right back up your esophagus. 
just make tea. you can ingest 2 feet like its nothing.
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tyler_0_durden
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: ShroomDoom]
#8888243 - 09/06/08 08:02 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Ya you can't really "man up" on anything if its impossible to survive without getting sick in the first place.
Its just like the "one gallon challenge" for milk.
Or eating four big macs in a sitting.
Can you do it?
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deCypher
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#8888245 - 09/06/08 08:03 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Or a five liter challenge for beer. Possible, but the rate of pissing makes this an interesting situation.
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tyler_0_durden
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: deCypher]
#8888270 - 09/06/08 08:10 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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I would just end up camping on the toilet all night like a girl, haha.
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anarKhan
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#8888285 - 09/06/08 08:16 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
MisterMuscaria said:
Sometimes you gotta cowboy up and take one for the team. Bite the bear in the ass; grit your teeth and bare it. No one will ever know if no one has ever tried.
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pong
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#8888434 - 09/06/08 08:58 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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4 big macs is nothing
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SkankinDub
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: pong]
#8888450 - 09/06/08 09:02 PM (2 months, 27 days ago) |
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I once ate 4 double stacks from wendy's once...
i manned the fuck up on my toilet for at least 3 hours at 4 AM.
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PyroBurns
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: SkankinDub]
#8890628 - 09/07/08 12:10 PM (2 months, 26 days ago) |
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I've eaten the pieces without boiling it down. Not recommended.
Not only is it disgusting, you have this nasty blob in your stomach that takes forever to go away and gets in the way of your trip. It's a lose lose situation. Eat shit tasting cactus for awhile, then feel shitty (in the stomach, everywhere else feels goooood).
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LSDreamer
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: PyroBurns]
#8890660 - 09/07/08 12:17 PM (2 months, 26 days ago) |
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For one thing, the absorption rate would be atrocious. You'd probably barely trip.
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Shad0w
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: LSDreamer]
#8893710 - 09/07/08 10:26 PM (2 months, 26 days ago) |
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Ive done it before......
It will work.
Dont even need to chew it well.
Just start chomping away, have a GOOD an empty stomach beforehand.
If you can put away 5-6 plates at a buffet, you can eat it.
However, a slight modification, blend it up in the blender....... then you dont have to chew, just put some in your mouth and wash it down with a refreshing beverage.........
People are saying you will be sick to your stomach..... naw.... maybe a bit nauseas for awhile...... but soon enuf your tummy wont take it anymore, and you will either puke automatically...... or you could gag yourself a bit, maybe save a spoonful of it , and when you start feeling naseaus and tingly, about 20-30 mins after eating, mouth all cleaned out of that foul taste and it is receding into your memory...........
Take that lil bit into your mouth and hold it while you gag reflex kicks in, dont supress it. 
P.S. you are going to want to consume all of it within an hour or less if possible, and then keep it down for around another hour if possible... you should feel some effects coming on lightly before you purge.
Edited by Shad0w (09/07/08 10:28 PM)
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Shad0w
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Re: How about you just fucking MAN UP! [Re: Shad0w]
#8893727 - 09/07/08 10:30 PM (2 months, 26 days ago) |
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Erm, I should also mention, this is not a RECOMENDED way to consume.....
You should stop being so lazy and boil it down. 
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