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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Sassy]
    #8874691 - 09/03/08 11:55 PM (2 months, 30 days ago)

:walrus:

aw, darn.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Tchan909]
    #8875033 - 09/04/08 01:17 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

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Tchan909 said:
:lol: Ok so they don't REALLY look like little boys, I just prefer major curvage pretty exclusively.



Awww yeah.




For the most part I do think personality matters, but when you get beyond tubby it shows a lack of balance in someone's life.  Sometimes it's not, but often it shows laziness, lack of self esteem, discipline and any concern they have for their health.
If being ashamed is your main reason for not hooking up with her, maybe you should be re-evaluating yourself and what you have going on instead of judging her.

The girl in heels isn't fat, she's beyond obese and will probably have multiple heart attacks before she's 40.

The girl in the blue tubetop is a little heavier than my liking but I would totally hit it.  I like that smirk she gives the camera.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8875058 - 09/04/08 01:24 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

God dammit kids. I want to, but my friends would know, and people would judge me, liek ZOMG!!! Judgment!:rolleyes:

Either do it, or don't. The fact you're so worked about about what some people may think of you is sickening.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8875077 - 09/04/08 01:31 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Lol, this is at least the third thread this month about fat fuckbuddys and shame.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Helixx]
    #8875134 - 09/04/08 01:55 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

I could never date a fat chick. I have fucked a few but its for the sweat hogging aspect of it.

I mean mopeds are fun once in a while.

I once got really drunk and had a 3 some and the combined weight was over 400lbs. hahahahahahahaha.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Helixx]
    #8875189 - 09/04/08 02:14 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

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Helixx said:
Lol, this is at least the third thread this month about fat fuckbuddys and shame.




It's a cultural phenomena. Don't expect it to end soon.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #8875264 - 09/04/08 02:45 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Heres how it works...

I have had some seriously good times with slightly fat chicks, and i still think about how good one in particular got me off. All that and i still couldn't actually date one tho :shrug: So i feel you. I date small girls. Ive never stayed with a girl for more than 2 months that weighed over 120 lbs. It wasn't a conscious thing that it worked out that way it just did.

Anyways you can fuck a girl all you want if shes on the same page as you, so if you can work it out ahead of time no worries. If your not honest that kind of makes you an asshole, although i forgive you based on the unstoppable male urge defence.

If you do find yourself with a girl your not interested in dating follow this one rule. NO CUDDLING!

i repeat DO NOT CUDDLE!

There is something in a woman's brain that makes her attached emotionally to guys that will spoon. take my word.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8875512 - 09/04/08 06:31 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

s2 "dates" fat chick for ~2 years, admittedly sometimes in shame but holds his head high. Both move on in their lives and start college, work etc and drift apart. s2 begins to miss her 1-2 years later and cannot stop thinking about her. the two begin talking again and s2 feels this fluttery feeling in his chest - yes, it was blossoming love.

This happy couple actually dates this time around, and things are working out really well, until s2 realizes how bad he hurt her by just being fuck buddies for so long. s2 had taken her personality, charm and wit all for granted the first time around that he was overridden with guilt and couldn't stand to be with her anymore. He couldn't stand loving a woman he hurt badly [it was bad]. let alone a woman loving him as much as she did after what he had done.

Then, on a day that will forever live in infamy, he had to break her heart again. A tiny part of s2 dies inside, and quite possibly, a much larger part for her.





You don't want to do this to her, or do this to yourself. The fact she digged you in high school may seem like an ace up your sleeve, but it may in fact be that her "dream" is being fulfilled. But, lo and behold, she's only being used for sexual favors, and maybe sometimes hears roommates ragging about her, or rumors, drama etc.

The fact you get these bad feelings after rubbing one out about her, just imagine having to have her there on the receiving end of it.


I think you know the answer to your own question, and some people in this thread have validated you, but it still doesn't make it right if you're going to use her as a means to your end.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: S_2]
    #8875528 - 09/04/08 06:43 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

S2: Is pretty fucking wise.
S2:Gives excellent advice, and has clearly been through a lot, and doesn't just make it up on the spot.
S2:Deserves 5 shrooms :thumbup:


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Sassy]
    #8875577 - 09/04/08 07:15 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

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Sassy said:
:walrus:

aw, darn.




Don't hate. Jealousy is uglier than stretch-marks. :lol:


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Tchan909]
    #8875631 - 09/04/08 07:33 AM (2 months, 30 days ago)

Its no different than my being attracted to girls who are much taller than me. I feel akward being with them in public, but the sex is so much better with someone you are passionate about.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8875840 - 09/04/08 08:42 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

you could fuck her often enough to whip her into shape and shed a lil fat... if you dont have the stamina for that you could try telling yer freinds to fuck off and make fun of them for fucking skinny twig girls?


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8876142 - 09/04/08 10:14 AM (2 months, 29 days ago)

Just fuck her at a drive through at McDonalds she might find it hot with her 2 favorite things in her reach.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: MikesReprisal]
    #8877161 - 09/04/08 01:42 PM (2 months, 29 days ago)

This thread made me :lol: and :sad: alternately.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: sam420]
    #8978515 - 09/24/08 01:33 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

Ohhhh yes. I think it is time for a fat girl's opinion to be voiced on the matter.

First, let me address the misconceptions about fat girls being lazy, having low self-esteem, eating everything they come in contact with, having stinky fat rolls, and being "easy as cake."

As a fat girl, I tend to know a few fat girls. And let me assure you that none of these are "the norm" among self-respecting chunky-chunks.

The fat girls I associate with on a regular basis are confident, happy, hard-working, intelligent, sexy females, and deserve to be treated as such.

Myself, I work a boatload of hours and only get 4 days off a month. I'm also a single mother, a volunteer at a dog rescue, and am pursuing my Bachelor's in Business Administration.

And I STILL seem to find time to shower, and my fat rolls NEVER RIPEN!! Crazy, right?

I have two fuck-buddies, a male and a female, and we have Super-Fantastic-Mega-Fun-Time, Hot, Steamy, Saucy sex.  I don't fuck everyone who thinks it's a good idea.  And I cuddle with both afterward, sometimes for hours. And I'm not in love with either of them, and wouldn't be in a relationship with either of them if they asked me to.

I don't eat out of their refrigerators.  I pay for my own food when we go out to dinner.

I'm a vegetarian, and I don't eat at McDonald's. I stop there once a week to pick up food for other people, and I do admit to buying happy meal toys like nobody's business, especially when they're Batman toys, but the only thing McDonalds has on the menu that piques my interest is iced coffee.

I think it's highly amusing that we fat girls are supposed to have all these body issues, when it's skinny people who seem to obsess over it! I love my body, though it took me a few years to wade through all the bullshit that the "normies" in society bashed into my head, and realize that I am hot.

If you think I am sexy good time, great.  If not, great.

I'm not gonna cry all night cuz someone points out (quite obviously, and usually with LOADS of originality) that my thighs are fat. I'm not going to run out and give someone a bj to validate myself as a desirable woman.

I will, however, say that I have met a few fat girls who are not self-actualized, and sleep with way too many people in an order to feel sexy and wanted. But have we not met just as many skinny girls who are the same?

And for the record, to whoever it was who said he was a little guy and could not handle "those monster thighs", that girl's legs look just like mine, and my last boyfriend was 135 lbs and 4 inches shorter than me. And he did juuuuuuuuuuust fine.  :tongue:


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
    #8978641 - 09/24/08 01:58 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

Not hating... just pointing out that 4 days off a month is working 6 days a week...  Its not a huge thing depending on how many hours you work a week. You could work 30 hours a week and still be there for six out of 7 days.... I've done that since I was 17 with 40+ hours and can still manage to work out at least 3 times a week. Not that you can't work out alot and still be fat. Theres more to it than some people think.:shrug:


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Spiritual Seeker]
    #8978914 - 09/24/08 02:51 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

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Spiritual Seeker said:
My father once told me "Fat girlfriends are like mopeds.....all fun and games untill your friends see you with one" And i couldnt agree more.




Waaaiiiit wait wait....what's wrong with mopeds?!


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Cakes]
    #8979021 - 09/24/08 03:13 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

I work 24 hour shifts, as a live-in care-giver/manager.. and when you put that with school and being a single mom, (who, btw, home-schools due to living near only ghetto public schools that suck ass), that's a boat-load of stuff to deal with. 

And I'd show all muh frens muh Moped if it had spinners.


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: FatMamaCheezcake]
    #8979037 - 09/24/08 03:15 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

I saw some guy on a pink moped! He had no fear in his ride!


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Re: Fat Girl Fuck Buddies......Please share [Re: Lndrydusting]
    #8979077 - 09/24/08 03:21 PM (2 months, 9 days ago)

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Not hating... just pointing out that 4 days off a month is working 6 days a week...  Its not a huge thing depending on how many hours you work a week. You could work 30 hours a week and still be there for six out of 7 days.... I've done that since I was 17 with 40+ hours and can still manage to work out at least 3 times a week. Not that you can't work out alot and still be fat. Theres more to it than some people think.:shrug:




I'm not morbidly obese.  My knees are in decent shape.  I don't have diabetes.  And I don't wanna not be fat.  I like my body shape.  I am attracted to other women with the same body shape.


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