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InvisibleSTFU
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Oral Sex
    #8865168 - 09/02/08 12:43 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

as in dirty talk.  I love it when a girl tells me what to do.  Makes me wanna do what they're saying, only better than I would have otherwise.

I know a lot of you ladies here have been trying to figure out how to take a ride on the Leary train. Now you know. :yesnod:


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That government is no more than a choice among evils, is acknowledged by the most intelligent among mankind, and has been a standing maxim for ages.
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TrippinTeddy said: Shit these pics are so fucking gay, photoshop may not be needed.
roby000 said: take her out to eat but just order for yourself, then when she starts to order look at her like shes crazy and call her fat.


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865188 - 09/02/08 12:45 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

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Leary_Ban said:
I know a lot of you ladies here have been trying to figure out how to take a ride on the Leary train. Now you know. :yesnod:


:lol: smooth


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865190 - 09/02/08 12:46 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

I love giving girls oral:crazy2:


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865198 - 09/02/08 12:48 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

"YOU LIKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH?!  YOU LIKE SUCKING COCK LIKE A FUCKING WHORE?  HUH?  YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!"


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: In(di)go]
    #8865212 - 09/02/08 12:51 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

I'm working on the theory that getting girls with emotional issues is better than getting none at all.  I'll keep you posted on how this all pans out.

I'm surprised I don't get laid more.  I think I'm pretty damned sexy actually.  Maybe if I could stop rubbing myself when I talk to chicks... but I can't resist myself.  I'm just that damn sexy.


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That government is no more than a choice among evils, is acknowledged by the most intelligent among mankind, and has been a standing maxim for ages.
-Patrick Henry

TrippinTeddy said: Shit these pics are so fucking gay, photoshop may not be needed.
roby000 said: take her out to eat but just order for yourself, then when she starts to order look at her like shes crazy and call her fat.


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865222 - 09/02/08 12:53 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

hehehe... maybe you should let them rub you while you talk to them, instead... sexyness is a curse...


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865223 - 09/02/08 12:53 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

lol get ovr urself then maybe ull get laid moe


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: it stars saddam]
    #8865224 - 09/02/08 12:53 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

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it stars saddam said:
"YOU LIKE THAT YOU STUPID BITCH?!  YOU LIKE SUCKING COCK LIKE A FUCKING WHORE?  HUH?  YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!"




you realy do fail, at everything.  instead of the Midas touch
you have the shitstain touch


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Coaster]
    #8865358 - 09/02/08 01:35 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

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Coaster said:
lol get ovr urself then maybe ull get laid moe




lol u typ lik ur ina txt msg or sumthn lol


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: imagine]
    #8865570 - 09/02/08 02:19 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

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imagine said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
lol get ovr urself then maybe ull get laid moe




lol u typ lik ur ina txt msg or sumthn lol




Yeah, that's pretty much Coaster.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: Oral Sex [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8865585 - 09/02/08 02:21 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

ahahahaha


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Re: au·ral Sex [Re: STFU]
    #8865886 - 09/02/08 03:30 PM (4 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Leary_Ban said:
I'm working on the theory that getting girls with emotional issues is better than getting none at all.  I'll keep you posted on how this all pans out.

I'm surprised I don't get laid more.  I think I'm pretty damned sexy actually.  Maybe if I could stop rubbing myself when I talk to chicks... but I can't resist myself.  I'm just that damn sexy.




what ones dont have issuses



btw thats not really oral sex as much as it is

aural 
 



Main Entry: au·ral 
Pronunciation: \ˈȯr-əl\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin auris ear — more at ear
Date: 1773
: of or relating to the ear or to the sense of hearing
— au·ral·i·ty  \ȯ-ˈra-lə-tē\ noun
— au·ral·ly  \ˈȯr-ə-lē\ adverb 


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"You all are just  puppets... You have no heart...and cannot feel any pain...""
you may think thats pain you feel but you must have a heart to feel true pain and that pain wont be yours


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