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Anonymous #1
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 so i need to get a job this week 
#8859165 - 09/01/08 08:37 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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but i'll probably have to take a drug test, and i've used 1-4 of the NIDA 5 in detectable amounts this weekend, if there weren't such thing as synthetic urine or detox drinks i'd be fucked. I would love to see the look on a prospective employers face if they got my drug test results back and they see that their prospective employee is dirty for opiates, thc, cocaine and speed.
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Anonymous #2
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8859245 - 09/01/08 09:41 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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nasa faked the moon landing
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #2]
#8859701 - 09/01/08 12:39 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I always have a bottle of quick fix lying around just in case.
I'll never need to take a drug test at my job unless I crash something, but that possibility is always, well, possible.
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Anonymous #4
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8859813 - 09/01/08 01:03 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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is that shit 100% foolproof?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #4]
#8859859 - 09/01/08 01:11 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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As far as i can tell.
It's synthetic urine, but is the exact same chemical make-up as human urine.
I've used it for a few pre-employment drug screens and for a life insurance drug screen and didn't have any problems.
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Anonymous #5
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8860609 - 09/01/08 03:33 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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or you could ask your clean friend to give you some piss and heat it up with a heat pad.
make sure the heat is correct though...
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Anonymous #6
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8861155 - 09/01/08 05:13 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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quikfix has never failed me. those detox drinks have tho.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #6]
#8861216 - 09/01/08 05:26 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, Detox drinks seem shady as hell.
I don't believe in any of those.
Quickfix is where it's at.
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Anonymous #1
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8861666 - 09/01/08 06:40 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
or you could ask your clean friend to give you some piss and heat it up with a heat pad.
make sure the heat is correct though...
who has clean friends? and why would you go to the hassle of acquiring a friends piss when you can go to any fucking headshop and buy a bottle of synthetic urine that works, and has the advantage of when you go to take a test you aren't hiding your friends piss on your person. Your dignity is worth spending the 20 bucks on fake piss.
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8861739 - 09/01/08 06:52 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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For SURE.
I would 10X rather have fake urine in a bottle in my pocket than a friends real urine in a bag taped to my thigh.
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Anonymous #7
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #1]
#8862013 - 09/01/08 07:43 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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orrrr you could lay off the drugs. you are not going to be able to bring anything to an employers table if you're only goal in life is to get fucked up. that is, if you're going for a decent job. if this is some mcdonalds shit, hop right in
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Anonymous #5
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8863042 - 09/01/08 11:05 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
For SURE.
I would 10X rather have fake urine in a bottle in my pocket than a friends real urine in a bag taped to my thigh.
yea and what if they suddenly pull some GCMS or other bullshit test?
i bet fake urine isnt exactly like natural urine, and i bet it is detectable.
really i don't think carrying a bottle of my friends urine to pass my test is nasty. that is why i have said bottle...
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #5]
#8863194 - 09/01/08 11:31 PM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous #5 said:
Quote:
Anonymous #3 said:
For SURE.
I would 10X rather have fake urine in a bottle in my pocket than a friends real urine in a bag taped to my thigh.
yea and what if they suddenly pull some GCMS or other bullshit test?
The makers claim it is in every aspect the exact same thing as regular urine.
I'm not sure why you find this so hard to believe.
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Anonymous #8
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #3]
#8863409 - 09/02/08 12:25 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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how do you get it up to temp?
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Anonymous #3
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Re: so i need to get a job this week [Re: Anonymous #8]
#8863433 - 09/02/08 12:30 AM (4 years, 8 months ago) |
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It comes in a plastic bottle with a temp strip attached. They also send you one of the little chemical hand-warmers and a rubber band.
Warm bottle in microwave for whatever the given amount of time is and then attach the hand warmer to the bottle with the rubber band to keep it at temp.
The strip on the bottle lets you know it is at the correct temp.
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