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Offlinemozartvicious
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Three words you'd never want a woman to say...
    #8848623 - 08/29/08 05:55 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Let's Get Married


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"So why'd you shave your head?"
  "Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
  "Actually, Yeah."

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848627 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I'm a man :meatspace:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848628 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

the condom broke


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Sage.Phish]
    #8848630 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"i am pregnant."


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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848634 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

haha thats cute.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848635 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

This is Sparta :nerd:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8848645 - 08/29/08 05:59 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"That's pretty small"


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"So why'd you shave your head?"
  "Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
  "Actually, Yeah."

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848649 - 08/29/08 06:00 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Acquired immune deficiency


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I'll be a new man tomorrow...


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8848654 - 08/29/08 06:01 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

Cameron said:
This is Sparta :nerd:



I don't know I'd kinda like a chick to go Sparta on me myself. :smile:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848658 - 08/29/08 06:02 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I'm gonna puke.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848666 - 08/29/08 06:03 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: NewbieShroomie]
    #8848668 - 08/29/08 06:04 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"I shit myself"


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"So why'd you shave your head?"
  "Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
  "Actually, Yeah."

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848675 - 08/29/08 06:05 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"is that it?"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8848678 - 08/29/08 06:07 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

rugergirl79 said:
"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol



Some chick told me she had HIV once but she was just being a horrible bitch.
waste of money going to the doctors too cuz I just got tested about a month before that and she was the first chick I banged after that test.


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"So why'd you shave your head?"
  "Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
  "Actually, Yeah."

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8848681 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Stop im tired...


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848683 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

turn around, bitch


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: King Koopa]
    #8848690 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

i just farted


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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.

William S. Burroughs

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848694 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I don't swallow


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: abore]
    #8848790 - 08/29/08 06:34 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

youre my 300ths


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: natehimself]
    #8848808 - 08/29/08 06:37 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

we should wait


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848821 - 08/29/08 06:39 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I want crack


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-

:heartpump:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8848871 - 08/29/08 06:49 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im your sister


lulz


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #8848896 - 08/29/08 06:52 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"i'm" = "i am"


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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
__________
You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848949 - 08/29/08 07:02 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

That's four words :noway:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848964 - 08/29/08 07:05 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

really obvious answer


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: anyone420]
    #8848982 - 08/29/08 07:07 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I ate Fred


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: