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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8850688 - 08/30/08 12:57 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

no more sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crankey:


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Where does the world go when we close our eyes?

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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: tripp23]
    #8850693 - 08/30/08 12:58 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

donkey punch me


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8850737 - 08/30/08 01:07 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I'm amazed nobody's touched on the obvious one.

Quote:

I love you.




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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: HuHEN]
    #8850887 - 08/30/08 02:00 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im hiv positive


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: anyone420]
    #8850890 - 08/30/08 02:02 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

anyone420 said:
dingo ate baby




hahah


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mickdawg666]
    #8850960 - 08/30/08 02:35 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

My egg dropped


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We play on earth to pass the time :foreheadslap:

Over-population the root of all Evil-brings the Elites Closer to the gates.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #8850972 - 08/30/08 02:42 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I want half


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Wolfgang]
    #8851007 - 08/30/08 02:56 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

Wolfgang said:
I want half




Eddy... what have you done for me lately? lol

"We must talk."

"By the way..."


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: isaacein]
    #8851009 - 08/30/08 02:57 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

watch that alligator


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8851011 - 08/30/08 02:58 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

hold the detonator


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: isaacein]
    #8851042 - 08/30/08 03:15 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

HEY my names Isaac too :smirk:

let's watch lifetime

give me money

I'm not horny

lets die slowly

oops I sharted

my tampon's moldy

I queefed blood

yay mom's here


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Wolfgang]
    #8851209 - 08/30/08 05:59 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Stop slapping  me  :bitchsmack:


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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.      ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

"Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls.  They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"  ~Danny~


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Ogre812]
    #8851214 - 08/30/08 06:08 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I fucked jeetered


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8851277 - 08/30/08 07:00 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im a sociopath


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #8851282 - 08/30/08 07:06 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

that's four words.


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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8851307 - 08/30/08 07:20 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

count them duuuuuude


Edited by sirbojangles (08/30/08 07:21 AM)


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #8851308 - 08/30/08 07:21 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im a sociopath = i am a sociopath = four words.


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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8851309 - 08/30/08 07:23 AM (3 months, 4 days ago)

do you sleep under a grammer text book

how about

"you are shit"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: sirbojangles]
    #8851395 - 08/30/08 08:40 AM (3 months, 3 days ago)

no, being able to spell out basic verbs & sentences should be elementary.

which one is correct: "your shit" or "you're shit" ? don't get it wrong, drop out.


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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8851399 - 08/30/08 08:41 AM (3 months, 3 days ago)

Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
that's four words.




Contractions are single words


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-

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