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Offlinenugjug
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8849243 - 08/29/08 07:52 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I moved in.


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OnlineEffedM
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: nugjug]
    #8849318 - 08/29/08 08:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

nugjug said:
I moved in.




hahah! <3


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Invisiblerugergirl79
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Effed]
    #8849330 - 08/29/08 08:10 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

meet my parnets


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Hunter S. Thompson
                                                                 
                                                                Worked for these guys as well!


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8849820 - 08/29/08 09:35 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

eat my poo
red-wings for dinner
my daddy's better
is that all
where's your balls

my boyfriends bi
he's watching us
its his turn
not with me

lick my balls
daddy's a cop
were is it

syphilis is cool
its so small
go get snipped

have anal warts
are simply huge

its not in
thats a fat-roll

it is sextuplets


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OfflineLndrydusting
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: oklahomashroomer]
    #8849938 - 08/29/08 10:00 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Two man threesome?

Aren't you paying?

Not a chance!

Wow he's HOT!

Don't do anal.

Have a boyfriend.

never been tested.

wrecked your car.

I was drunk...


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: oklahomashroomer]
    #8849943 - 08/29/08 10:01 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

i'm presuming you have an interesting sex life


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OfflineOgre812
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Psilobuds]
    #8849969 - 08/29/08 10:06 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Freeze, don't move!!


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Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.      ~ Benjamin Franklin ~

"Let me tell you about a Porcupine's balls.  They're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"  ~Danny~


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Ogre812]
    #8850010 - 08/29/08 10:15 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

dingo ate baby


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InvisibleCameron
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: anyone420]
    #8850026 - 08/29/08 10:17 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

blip bloppity doo
shimsham ba de


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
    #8850047 - 08/29/08 10:20 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I don't cook.


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Offlinesmily
a huntin we will go.....
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: awesomebastard]
    #8850095 - 08/29/08 10:27 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

no not contagious

meet my pimp

lets have foreplay

lets just cuddle


:eek:


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: smily]
    #8850112 - 08/29/08 10:29 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Wow Im gay!


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InvisibleCameron
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #8850120 - 08/29/08 10:31 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

take my eyes


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OfflineChrissi
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Registered: 07/08/08
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
    #8850132 - 08/29/08 10:34 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I fucked (your boyfriend's name here)


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Offlineoklahomashroomer
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Chrissi]
    #8850170 - 08/29/08 10:40 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I'm gay now
thanks a lot
fucked you dad ,(brother), (sister), (mom), (son), (daughter)

there's my husband
there's your wife


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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: oklahomashroomer]
    #8850200 - 08/29/08 10:45 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

That hurt daddy!
Yes means no
Well that sucked
Eat my shit!


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OfflineMr. Cordoza
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #8850205 - 08/29/08 10:46 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I don't shave


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8850213 - 08/29/08 10:48 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"Are you In.....?"    :what:


>^;;^<


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Evan]
    #8850349 - 08/29/08 11:13 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

Evan said:
I am pregnant
You're the father
and I'm going
to kill all
three of us




:lol:


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
-oOo-

:heartpump:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8850456 - 08/29/08 11:35 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

your brothers/sisters better


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"We are born into the world of nature; our second birth is into the world of spirit."- Bhagavad Gita

Edited by HuHEN (08/29/08 11:36 PM)


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