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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848821 - 08/29/08 06:39 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I want crack


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~ R.W. Emerson, "Spiritual Laws"
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: WhiskeyClone]
    #8848871 - 08/29/08 06:49 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

im your sister


lulz


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #8848896 - 08/29/08 06:52 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"i'm" = "i am"


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pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8848949 - 08/29/08 07:02 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

That's four words :noway:


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848964 - 08/29/08 07:05 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

really obvious answer


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: anyone420]
    #8848982 - 08/29/08 07:07 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I ate Fred


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
    #8848985 - 08/29/08 07:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

suck my dick


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: anyone420]
    #8848995 - 08/29/08 07:09 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

suck it, slut

paddle my balls

surgery was successful

on my period

sorry, herpes, forgot

you're my property

no isn't acceptable

he won't care


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  - Mark Twain
To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, that is genius.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others."
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"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8849003 - 08/29/08 07:11 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
"i'm" = "i am"




fine

me your sister!


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #8849013 - 08/29/08 07:12 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

eat my shit


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #8849022 - 08/29/08 07:13 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

you're my property

no isn't acceptable

he won't care




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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck

Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Atheist]
    #8849034 - 08/29/08 07:15 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Spread 'em bitch.


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Protoman]
    #8849042 - 08/29/08 07:17 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

I am pregnant
You're the father
and I'm going
to kill all
three of us


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Protoman]
    #8849045 - 08/29/08 07:17 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Is it in?


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: SHiZNO]
    #8849058 - 08/29/08 07:20 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

SHiZNO said:
Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
"i'm" = "i am"




fine

me your sister!





Oh... a southern girl... thems the werds we likes ta hear


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #8849079 - 08/29/08 07:24 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

what was that?


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #8849102 - 08/29/08 07:28 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Don't forget everyone's favorite!

LETS BE FRIENDS!


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Effed]
    #8849104 - 08/29/08 07:29 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"ow my balls!"


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
    #8849119 - 08/29/08 07:32 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

Quote:

b0red5tiff said:
Quote:

you're my property

no isn't acceptable

he won't care







I don't care, word nazi


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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
  - Mark Twain
To believe your own thought, to believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, that is genius.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others."
- Confucius
"Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we make up our minds to walk boldly through them."
- Orison Swett Marden
"Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves, for we shall never cease to be amused." -Anonymous
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
  - Jerry Garcia


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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: NastyDHL]
    #8849125 - 08/29/08 07:33 PM (3 months, 4 days ago)

"git er done!!"


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