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 mozartvicious
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 Three words you'd never want a woman to say...
#8848623 - 08/29/08 05:55 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Let's Get Married
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"So why'd you shave your head?"
"Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
"Actually, Yeah."
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 Cameron
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Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 2,143
Loc: Canada
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848627 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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I'm a man 
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Sage.Phish
Guerrilla Farmer
Registered: 02/17/08
Posts: 498
Loc: City 17
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848628 - 08/29/08 05:56 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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the condom broke
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b0red5tiff
i deliver the news
Registered: 09/16/06
Posts: 9,382
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Sage.Phish]
#8848630 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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"i am pregnant."
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there is no pill, piece, puzzle, solution
pulse, reaction, inhilation, exhale, gag
fall out, retarding, pussyhole theory
you fucking dumb fuck
Get killed
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You know... I've been lying awake at night. I feel... like I'm sleeping... but I'm awake. That's when I hear him. And lately, when I hear him... all at once... I understand. Everything. John, do you remember the last time you were happy?
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natehimself
You'll find me in the fields!
Registered: 08/05/08
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8848634 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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haha thats cute.
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The problem with kids these days is that they just don't respect drugs.
Come join the Drug Runner Shroomery Cartel Cell#: 2683841
Current Grow: Inoculated BRF with GT on 9/2; First growth on 9/9; Full colonization 9/25; Dunk and Rolled 9/30; Pinning 10/7
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Cameron
perma-stone
Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 2,143
Loc: Canada
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8848635 - 08/29/08 05:57 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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This is Sparta 
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mozartvicious
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
#8848645 - 08/29/08 05:59 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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"That's pretty small"
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"So why'd you shave your head?"
"Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
"Actually, Yeah."
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 Effed
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Loc: Far Left.
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848649 - 08/29/08 06:00 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Acquired immune deficiency
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I'll be a new man tomorrow...
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Effed
Registered: 05/15/02
Posts: 6,229
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Cameron]
#8848654 - 08/29/08 06:01 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Quote:
Cameron said:
This is Sparta
I don't know I'd kinda like a chick to go Sparta on me myself. 
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I'll be a new man tomorrow...
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NewbieShroomie
Registered: 07/18/04
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848658 - 08/29/08 06:02 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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I'm gonna puke.
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~=-=~=-=~=-=~=-=~
Confucius say, "He who go to bed with itchy butthole wake up with smelly finger."
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rugergirl79
lεṡвïαṉ εχτɾøḋïṉ^
Registered: 03/27/08
Posts: 1,772
Loc: cardboard box
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848666 - 08/29/08 06:03 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
Worked for these guys as well!
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mozartvicious
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: NewbieShroomie]
#8848668 - 08/29/08 06:04 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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"I shit myself"
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"So why'd you shave your head?"
"Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
"Actually, Yeah."
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!
Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 95,609
Loc: S.F.I.G.E.L.
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848675 - 08/29/08 06:05 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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"is that it?"
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mozartvicious
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: rugergirl79]
#8848678 - 08/29/08 06:07 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Quote:
rugergirl79 said:
"i got herpes".....def something you dont wanna hear..lol
Some chick told me she had HIV once but she was just being a horrible bitch.
waste of money going to the doctors too cuz I just got tested about a month before that and she was the first chick I banged after that test.
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"So why'd you shave your head?"
"Ah, I hate spending so much on shampoo."
"Seriously?"
"Actually, Yeah."
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Cognitive_Shift
Human Being
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8848681 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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Stop im tired...
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"Freedom means being in control (either as an individual or as a member of a SMALL group) of the life-and-death issues of one's existence; food, clothing, shelter and defense against whatever threats there may be in one's environment. Freedom means having power; not the power to control other people but the power to control the circumstances of one's own life. One does not have freedom if anyone else (especially a large organization) has power over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly and permissively that power may be exercised. It is important not to confuse freedom with mere permissiveness."
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King Koopa
Researcher
Registered: 06/02/08
Posts: 1,191
Loc: Houston
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848683 - 08/29/08 06:08 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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turn around, bitch
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ilikerokz
n00b
Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 67
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: King Koopa]
#8848690 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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i just farted
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use of any other drug with special horror.
William S. Burroughs
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abore
Stranger
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: mozartvicious]
#8848694 - 08/29/08 06:09 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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I don't swallow
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natehimself
You'll find me in the fields!
Registered: 08/05/08
Posts: 505
Loc: <321, FL
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: abore]
#8848790 - 08/29/08 06:34 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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youre my 300ths
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The problem with kids these days is that they just don't respect drugs.
Come join the Drug Runner Shroomery Cartel Cell#: 2683841
Current Grow: Inoculated BRF with GT on 9/2; First growth on 9/9; Full colonization 9/25; Dunk and Rolled 9/30; Pinning 10/7
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rugergirl79
lεṡвïαṉ εχτɾøḋïṉ^
Registered: 03/27/08
Posts: 1,772
Loc: cardboard box
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Re: Three words you'd never want a woman to say... [Re: natehimself]
#8848808 - 08/29/08 06:37 PM (3 months, 4 days ago) |
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we should wait
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
Worked for these guys as well!
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