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HeadTripVertigo
at least I'm housebroken
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blowjobs
#8814569 - 08/23/08 07:31 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I hate blowjobs. pretty much always. 8 out of 10 times girls don't know what theyre doing and they won't take coaching well and the teeth and too much pressure or not enough and too much spit or not enough etc will usually end up killing it until the point where I just say fuck it, let me do it, and then by that time I'm feeling vindictive because my dick is sore and I'm basically aiming for their eyes or in their nose or something for laughs.
they need to teach blowjob classes in girls gym in high school or something.
/rant
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Coaster
Baʿal
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dam that blows BWHAAHAHAH i had one of the most spactacular blow jobs of my life earlier today i was fryin real good and when she sucked and my cock grew i felt as if the world was growing becoming more erect with me, we were all one for a brief momemt it was awestruckining
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HeadTripVertigo
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Re: blowjobs [Re: Coaster]
#8814576 - 08/23/08 07:35 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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well when they know what theyre doing its great. but most of the time its not as pleasant. and being drenched in drool is kinda lame.
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Coaster
Baʿal
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thats y u gotta train dem bitchs frum da start
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Shroomism
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I agree. I've only ever had one really pleasurable blowjob.. even my ex that claimed she was a pro at it... I think I got 4 total blowjobs from her in the 5 years we were together. They just weren't any good, were more irritating than anything else. Only one girl has ever given me good head... it's pretty disappointing to be honest.
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Coaster
Baʿal
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wtf how can that bitch claim to b pro if she only puts out 4x
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MarioTrip
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Re: blowjobs [Re: Coaster]
#8814628 - 08/23/08 08:00 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Guys, of course, give the best blowjobs
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HeadTripVertigo
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FNT
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
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you just havent found a chick that does it right. theyre AMAZING if she knows what shes doing.
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MarioTrip
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No girl can ever beat another guy giving you head though!
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HeadTripVertigo
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Quote:
leftysurprise said: you just havent found a chick that does it right. theyre AMAZING if she knows what shes doing.
I said that already. I've had a few good ones in my time and they've been great, but for the most part its just frustrating.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
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yeah well i didnt read anything but the original post, so i repeated it.
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LeftyBurnz
Mr. I Eat Butthole
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Quote:
MarioTrip said: No girl can ever beat another guy giving you head though!
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SelfDestruct
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Totally agree with OP on this matter. Basically 8/10 don't have a clue. I'm always telling them what to do and what feels good.
And then they're like "Well i don't like doing it that way."
I just feel like responding "Well I don't like you doing what you're doing!"
L2suckcock
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MarioTrip
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Never eat a cooter unless the bitch is ready to suckle on the rod of truth!
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DragonChaser
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Quote:
MarioTrip said: No girl can ever beat another guy giving you head though!
I hate to defend this but... I've heard this exact thing from guys I knew who decided to go bi or gay. This is one thing they all mentioned... they said its because guys have dicks, so they know how to pleasure another dude better than a woman, because they already know how to work a dick. But I mean, they say the same thing about chick I think... chicks eat pussy better or whatever.
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tyrannicalrex
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Mario is right,at least from my experience. Also as you get older and more experienced,you may come(pun) across people that are more relaxed and experienced with sex. Age could be a factor for the OP.
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Rebirtha
I really like bread
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Just move to the south and get one of those drunk toothless chicks
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circularvortex
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I enjoy a nice blowjob if it's done right.
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: blowjobs [Re: Rebirtha]
#8814911 - 08/23/08 09:34 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Velvet Hammer ,you can't beat that one!BLISS! Reminds me of a song,"bang,bang Maxwells velvet hammer came down upon her head, doo do do doo"......
Oh,silver hammer,nevermind.
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