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OfflineDarkHarmoney
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Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help
    #8757511 - 08/11/08 09:39 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

I like to help people but my fav way to help is to help ppl with there sex life alot of ppl have questions but are to scared to ask they so please ask me and i will do my damnedest to help you


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757533 - 08/11/08 09:46 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

OK, here's one.
I started dating this girl in the fall and since we didn't know eachother too well, or eachothers history, we were using condoms every time.
We were using magnums, but I have a really thick penis, and a prominent vein on the "top" side of it?  like, the side away from your balls.
Condoms always hurt me, but I guess we just had sex one too many times this one week and something happened to the vein.  Like, it blew up or something.
Ever since then, my penis has hurt in that area steadily throughout the day, and it worsens whenever I have an orgasm or get an erection.  The vein is slightly larger and seems to branch out a little more now.
I went to my family doctor, who referred me to a urologist, who basically dismissed me and said I could come back if the pain continued after a month.
Well, the pain continued, but the dude was such a bitch I didn't want to return.

What should I do?  There's a constant slow pain in my dick that's been there since November.  The vein bothers me.


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8757567 - 08/11/08 09:56 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

well something like that you should really go back and see the doc but not that one that was a bitch find a better one if you want i can help you with that to because sex should be enjoyed and you should never be in pain like that. But in the mean time you should take it slow and if the magnums are still to small and squeezing your dick it is going to earatate that vain you should get a bigger size they make them bigger than magnums i know my husband use to have to use them because magnums  hurt his dick but we are married now and don't have to worry about it


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757571 - 08/11/08 09:57 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

you have neat anime. btw

hmm i just have to say orgies are crazy


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8757574 - 08/11/08 09:58 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry for stealin the response dark, but I'm gonna jump on this one.

Burst veins in the penis are pretty common apparently, so I can see why the doctor shrugged you off (it's happened to me at least a half dozen times).  But it should have healed in less than a week.  Have you been avoiding using the "effected area?"  If not you should.  If you have been letting it heal, now is the time to see a doc.

PS: The condoms shouldn't really be causing burst veins.  They're caused by too much pressure.  If you're taking viagra, stop.  Otherwise, I guess it's just a hazard of the game.


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757580 - 08/11/08 09:59 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

We haven't used condoms since the fall.  We stopped having sex for like a month while she got on the pill and then just did it raw since then, but I still have continuous pain.
I'll think about going to the doc again.  It's just embarrassing, because I'm sure in the end, they're not going to do anything about it.


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757610 - 08/11/08 10:05 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Does anal sex smell bad?


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: STFU]
    #8757614 - 08/11/08 10:06 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Whoops, never mind - just found out it smells as bad as it feels.


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roby000 said: take her out to eat but just order for yourself, then when she starts to order look at her like shes crazy and call her fat.


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8757623 - 08/11/08 10:07 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Oddly I was surfing my favorite OMC and stumbled upon a thread by a user with less than a hundred posts offering sex advice so he or she could help others, then I forgot where I was because it was so out of place. Why do people need advice on sex...how about trust and communication, confidence and love?:heart:


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: STFU]
    #8757648 - 08/11/08 10:14 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Leary_Ban said:
Whoops, never mind - just found out it smells as bad as it feels.




so it smells great eh?


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: outhere4]
    #8757652 - 08/11/08 10:14 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

so people need to talk to someone they never met and never will about somethings and i can offer advise to those people. who cares how many postings i have i just want to help because sex is wonderful


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Blessed is the man who endures Temptation,
For once he has been Tried he shall receive the crown
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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: outhere4]
    #8757655 - 08/11/08 10:15 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Lol, that specifically why I asked the question I did, because I knew her only response would be "go to the doctor".
Lulz.


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757665 - 08/11/08 10:17 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

lol freaky. strange women like you tend to freak me out


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: thedudenj]
    #8757689 - 08/11/08 10:21 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

there are somethings i can't answer but my husband can but he is not here now so yes i sead go to the doc you didn't tell me you stopped using the condoms either


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The mouth of the just shall meditate wisdom
and his tongue shall speak judgment,
Blessed is the man who endures Temptation,
For once he has been Tried he shall receive the crown
of life,Ho holy fire,have mercy,Oh how sacred,How serene,How Benevolent,How lovely,Oh lily of purity


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757707 - 08/11/08 10:25 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

ok sex question number 2, how many people have you slept with


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DragonChaser]
    #8757719 - 08/11/08 10:27 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

ha ha thats a good one


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: thedudenj]
    #8757737 - 08/11/08 10:34 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

not alot i wasn't a slut or anything but all my sexual relationships where long and i did a lot of exploring with my husband but to answer you i have been with 8-9 guys and 13 females


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and his tongue shall speak judgment,
Blessed is the man who endures Temptation,
For once he has been Tried he shall receive the crown
of life,Ho holy fire,have mercy,Oh how sacred,How serene,How Benevolent,How lovely,Oh lily of purity


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: thedudenj]
    #8757752 - 08/11/08 10:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

There is a severe lack of literacy skills in this thread  :flowstone:.

I always thought sex was pretty intuitive... Tab A goes into slot b (or slot c depending on your preference), then think un-sexy thoughts for 30 minutes until your partner is a quivering heap and then nut on their face :afro:.

However, I guess with this new era of sick internet 'porn' a lot more questions arise...


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: DarkHarmoney]
    #8757753 - 08/11/08 10:38 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

what do you count as long?
if each of your relationships was a year, then you've been in and out of relationships for 22 years at least.


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Edited by DragonChaser (08/11/08 10:39 AM)


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Re: Have a Sex question or just need advise ask me and i will help [Re: Cepheus]
    #8757768 - 08/11/08 10:41 AM (3 years, 9 months ago)

Eh, if it were that simplistic, I don't think it would keep people entertained for decades.  But there is a point where it can get repetitive and boring, which is why I dig the smart chicks.


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