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 Duaber
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 velveeta
#8602418 - 07/06/08 09:38 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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My friend said in culinary school they taught him that scientists found that velveeta is one molecule away from plastic. Has anybody else heard of this?
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 Senor_Doobie
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Re: velveeta [Re: Duaber]
#8602458 - 07/06/08 09:53 PM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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We are all actually one molecule away from being plastic. One day I will turn us all into plastic and eat you.
Velveeta is pretty gross. Has no place in any kitchen as far as I'm concerned.
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leftysurprise
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Re: velveeta [Re: Duaber]
#8602992 - 07/07/08 02:17 AM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
Duaber said:
My friend said in culinary school they taught him that scientists found that velveeta is one molecule away from plastic. Has anybody else heard of this?
i dont know about that, but i dont consider it real cheese. its a glob of yellow colored shit. the spam of cheeses. 
i always heard that margarine was close to plastic, and i did the experiment, stuck an open tub of it on the back porch for a few weeks. not a thing touched it. not even a fly.
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Re: velveeta [Re: Duaber]
#8603104 - 07/07/08 04:06 AM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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I have heard that, from a friend that has never been to culinary school.
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Re: velveeta [Re: Duaber]
#8603277 - 07/07/08 07:01 AM (4 months, 27 days ago) |
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I went to culinary school and never heard that... 
Margarine is whose then real butter for you.In with margarine was made to replace....
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Re: velveeta [Re: Brainiac]
#8605532 - 07/07/08 07:23 PM (4 months, 26 days ago) |
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Ive herd that exact same thing about velveta, margerine, and mayonaise. It all sounds like a crock of shit to me.
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Senor_Doobie
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Mayonaise is definitely not. Its just emulsified egg white
and oil
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You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars.
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Senor_Doobie said:
Mayonaise is definitely not. Its just emulsified egg white
and oil
Thats real Mayonaise.
The stuff you buy in a jar isn't...
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Re: velveeta [Re: Brainiac]
#8606416 - 07/07/08 10:47 PM (4 months, 26 days ago) |
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When i was in grade school, in the 70's, there was this rumor that if you ate 2 of those multi colored candy necklaces with the stretchy string in the middle, that you would die, then one day this black chick got all suicidal & bought 3 of them, for like $ 1.20, wore all three to school & kept eating, kids were all a buzz about it, waiting for her to keel over, she didn't.
Next came the rumor that bubblicious gum was full of spider eggs & such, there were even notices in the bodaga about the rumor & that it was false. ( i actually knew the guy who wrote the jingle for that gum )
Well we got to 10th grade, and then the rumor come along that corona beer was pissed in by the mexicans, so we all switched to budweiser.
Modern times, last night i bought some velvida cheese to make whole wheat mac & cheese, melted the "cheese", ( i use the word cheese lightly, lol, it is not bad ), & it was fine, i froze about 8 containers for future use. It came out awsome.
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leftysurprise
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Quote:
deformedreality said:
Ive herd that exact same thing about velveta, margerine, and mayonaise. It all sounds like a crock of shit to me.
nah, mayo is good stuff, especially home made.
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“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
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leftysurprise
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A3eyedfish said:
When i was in grade school, in the 70's, there was this rumor that if you ate 2 of those multi colored candy necklaces with the stretchy string in the middle, that you would die, then one day this black chick got all suicidal & bought 3 of them, for like $ 1.20, wore all three to school & kept eating, kids were all a buzz about it, waiting for her to keel over, she didn't.
Next came the rumor that bubblicious gum was full of spider eggs & such, there were even notices in the bodaga about the rumor & that it was false. ( i actually knew the guy who wrote the jingle for that gum )
Well we got to 10th grade, and then the rumor come along that corona beer was pissed in by the mexicans, so we all switched to budweiser.
Modern times, last night i bought some velvida cheese to make whole wheat mac & cheese, melted the "cheese", ( i use the word cheese lightly, lol, it is not bad ), & it was fine, i froze about 8 containers for future use. It came out awsome.
well more power to anyone who wants to use it, because it is cheap. however there are so many other choices that i have no need for it. 
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"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or their revolutionary right to dismember or overthrow it. " ~Abraham Lincoln
“If I had a quarter for every time I said I had a nickel, I would have five times as much theoretical money. ” ~Stephen Colbert
“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ~Stephen Roberts
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." ~Unknown
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