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 realmofyorkshire
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hollly shit dude
thats fuckin gnarly
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My uncle did the same thing. He is an alchoholic and drinks all day. One day he was cutting down some trees, and somehow laid the chainsaw on his leg while it was still going. Got him pretty good.
Not to long ago we were fishing. He gets a trebble hook stuck deep in his thumb. I told him we needed to go get it cut out. He insisted on pushing it through so he could cut the barb of. I told him he was going to have hell pushing the damned thing through the bottom of his thumb and out his thumbnail. Stupid arse set there for about a half an hour screaming and pushing before he said "Ok, let's go to the doctor."
Then, he said he pricked his pear while going to the bathroom. I don't know if he was BSing or not. Some people are just a lil dumber than others I guess. LOL
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coda
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 Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: HoleSnype]
#8598171 - 07/05/08 06:08 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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i had a friend do the same thing as well. I don't know the specifics of the story, and knowing him drugs were certainly involved, but he was cutting something and the blade slipped and went up his leg. He was left pretty fucked up for a bit.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: coda]
#8598177 - 07/05/08 06:12 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Drugs + chainsaw does not sounds like a smart combination.
That being said, it does sound fun.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: D4NK]
#8598231 - 07/05/08 06:32 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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thats fucked up good thing it wasnt worse tho...
worst part about badass cuts imo is taking showers
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well, you are very lucky you didn't run it into your crotch  
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coda
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: D4NK]
#8598288 - 07/05/08 06:58 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Quote:
D4NK said:
Drugs + chainsaw does not sounds like a smart combination.
That being said, it does sound fun.
yah, definitely not, every time i go to schwagstock i usually see someone with a mini chainsaw. I'm just waiting for the day to see someone lose a nice chunk of their flesh.
In my friends case he was most likely fucked up on a bunch of oxy. So he probably didn't feel it as much as he should have 
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: Prisoner#1]
#8598290 - 07/05/08 06:58 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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come on pris your stealing his thunder 
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8598410 - 07/05/08 07:37 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Sounded hardcore until I read "5 stitches". That ain't shit.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: scout24]
#8598418 - 07/05/08 07:40 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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scout24 said:
Sounded hardcore until I read "5 stitches". That ain't shit.
still..its from a fuckin chainsaw.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: scout24]
#8598421 - 07/05/08 07:41 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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yah i cracked my head open when i was younger and got 5 or so staples, them were fun to get pulled out.
does sound like he lost a bit of blood tho, prob a pretty deep cut just not long
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: makaveli8x8]
#8598625 - 07/05/08 08:33 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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Oh yeah, well the first and last time I rode a horse I was about 8 or 9. Got bucked off and landed right in a cacti patch. The flat ones with big thorn. I swear, it took mom at least 2 hours to pull the thorns out. Pants were stuck to my ass and everything.
Stupid horse.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: HoleSnype]
#8598654 - 07/05/08 08:44 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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lol the last time i rode a horse i got thrown into a concrete wall at almost a full gallop. Fucker who put my saddle on didn't tighten the girth, horse didn't like a crop, and when he took off my whole saddle slid to the side and i got bumped off into the wall. Surprisingly i only ended up with a few scrape and a bruised ego. Never got on another horse again though
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: coda]
#8598674 - 07/05/08 08:48 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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I've been scared of horses every since. I'll never forget being bent over my moms lap for 2 hours getting thorn pulled out of my butt and upper legs.
Having your pants "stapled" to your ass doesn't feel right man. LOL
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: HoleSnype]
#8598688 - 07/05/08 08:51 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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lol, i bet not. Bet it's not as bad as wiping your ass with poison ivy. In retrospect i should have stopped the kid, but it was too damn funny to watch.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: coda]
#8598711 - 07/05/08 08:57 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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coda said:
lol, i bet not. Bet it's not as bad as wiping your ass with poison ivy. In retrospect i should have stopped the kid, but it was too damn funny to watch.
I would not have stopped him either.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: coda]
#8598724 - 07/05/08 09:01 PM (3 months, 3 days ago) |
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I went fishing one time with my girlfriend and her 2 brothers. I always thought they were retarded (seriously) but they grew up to be half-way normal. Anyway, I hooked one of them right in the back of the head. Stupid ass was just walking behind me as I casted.
It didn't turn out good because the little arsehole went home and told his mom that I taught him the word Cun^. Man, she handed me my ass. I never took them fishing again.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: HoleSnype]
#8645176 - 07/16/08 11:19 PM (2 months, 23 days ago) |
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i am going to get the doctor to take the stitches out BUT... i understand you're not supposed to drink wine and such alcohol with wounds like that (similar to tattoos). i forgot this and drank some cider and now for a few days i've been feeling like i've got the flu.
anyone know how much could drinking alcohol during the wound healing time affect my health?
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8645196 - 07/16/08 11:26 PM (2 months, 23 days ago) |
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Could have been worse...
When I read 5 stitches I was like "what a pussy."
grow up in southern IL, where people get sucked into hay bailers and killed.
You're lucky you didn't cut your leg/nuts off.
EDIT: I got 12 stitches working at Schnucks. period.
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Re: so i chainsawed my leg [Re: b0red5tiff]
#8645206 - 07/16/08 11:29 PM (2 months, 23 days ago) |
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about the only fucked up thing that has ever happend to me was last year, i was on my way to school and had a spider scare the shit out of me....anyhoo i flipped my jeep 5 times and managed not to die. 
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